The object to your left....

california_peach

The objects on my left are a 3 1/2 year old boy, a blanket and a honey server (one of those wooden things). My plan is to throw the blanket on the approaching zombies, toss the boy over my shoulder and poke blindly at any zombies who made it past the 'Blanket Gambit" until I get to the closest real weapon.

FearAnLoathing

a christmas tree :laugh:

MissSharkattack

A Clockwork Orange.
I dont think a book's going to save me.

aregensb

A water glass and a ruler... I think I can make this work...

Just_Dot

Some magnets, a mini clay pot that a student gave me, hot tea, a big wall calendar, several push pins, and a braided "rope" that some students "finger crocheted". I might be okay if I can sneak up behind them and use the rope as a garrote. :laugh:

TubbsMcGee

I'm screwed. I have a box of Kleenex and some Post-its.
Talk about killer melee weapons....

Behind me though is a gun safe and some machetes!!

(Edited to say it's more of a vault than a safe)

Unwrapping_Candy

I have my choice of:

1. Tweezers;
2. Lamp;
3. Sphygmomanometer;
4. Stethoscope; or
5. Jar candle.

I think I'll use the jar candle first by using it to bash in a flesh freak's head, lamp second to bash in another one's head, tweezers third which I will throw like a ninja and it will pierce into the skull of one and into its brain "killing" it, sphygmomanometer fourth which I will wrap around one's neck and pump until it decapitates it, and last I'll use my stethoscope which I will make the flesh eater wear and then I will let out a ferocious shriek into the diaphragm that causes its head to explode. :drinker:

katkins3

Hurray, my pencil holder has not only a nice sharp pencil, but also a pair of scissors and a nice sharp letter opener!
Paired with my years of Tai Chi training, I'm going to make them work for my superior brains.

brittanyjeanxo

A very fat kitty with no front claws (I didn't do it). I think I'm a dead person!

No way, me too! I didn't do it, either.

losemybabyweight

HAHA! Freshly expressed Breastmilk, calculator and my phone(s) work and cell.

AmoreCouture

That would be a water bottle, a small blanket, and a squeaky bath duck...I've definitely got this in the bag. ;o

Tonnina

Either my hubby's computer chair or my left speaker... The chair's pretty heavy...

JetzGurl

:sad: My wall calendar...maybe I could convince them they were here early and to come back tomorrow, give myself some time to get away.

Triquetra

A stapler, mirror and a rubber band ball (at work). I could show them their reflection while flinging rubber bands at them and staples....maybe I would live an extra 3 minutes or so

AlsDonkBoxSquat

phone, drink, mobile, and clutch . . . oh wait there's the battery pack for my computer, that has promise.

JoyceJoanne

My 90 pound GIANT attack trained German Sheppard!! WOOOHOOO!! I HAVE A CHANCE!!!!

Kityngirl

Hmmm. Scissors, metal letter opener, variety pens and highlighters, stapler, staple remover, wooden ruler, sensual amber body lotion and a sparkley set of devil horns....not sure the last two will help much beyond looking snazzy and keeping the zombie stench to a minimum...

mommared53

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I'm trying hard not to laught out loud at the responses because I'm at work. Like Anichols, I have some papers on my left so maybe we could take turns paper cutting them to death. :laugh: :laugh: If only the OP would have said to your right. I have a lot more weapons on that side. Pens, two pair of scissors, ruler, tacks, stapler, staples, two plastic knives and a plastic fork taped end ot end to make a back scratcher, and a box cutter to name a few.

lisamc03

A wall...

JoyceJoanne

I have my choice of:

1. Tweezers;
2. Lamp;
3. Sphygmomanometer;
4. Stethoscope; or
5. Jar candle.

I think I'll use the jar candle first by using it to bash in a flesh freak's head, lamp second to bash in another one's head, tweezers third which I will throw like a ninja and it will pierce into the skull of one and into its brain "killing" it, sphygmomanometer fourth which I will wrap around one's neck and pump until it decapitates it, and last I'll use my stethoscope which I will make the flesh eater wear and then I will let out a ferocious shriek into the diaphragm that causes its head to explode. :drinker:

I LOVE that I knew what a Sphygmomanometer is without looking!! :bigsmile:

ps.Your ninja skills are impressive.

foodfight247

My African grey parrot should work well....excellent screeching sounds and voice overs to act as a decoy....and a mean swoop that's ends with claws at the ready to land and a razor sharp beak to cause some damage....before hecflys off for round two in attack mode!

:-). Think I may be doomed if he decided to fly off and leave me in the lurch though!

Laura_Ivy

My couch,my dog and my daughter. I have a feeling we'll all be cowering behind the couch...dog included!

Vaanja

A bottle of stims, a bottle of cocoa butter lotion and a switchblade.

Thinking about it, that actually looks kinda bad, haha.

lizziebeth1028

A 12 inch ruler and 2 clementines!...crap.......

cabaray

A stapler, staple remover and a box of Kleenex. If I can channel my inner McGyver, I should be fine!

Lisa__Michelle

I have a lamp and my chai tea in a mug. I think I will splash them in the face with my hot chai and then use the lamp on them lol.

d2footballJRC

A golf club and 4 sticks of computer ram, and people think practicing my golf stroke in my office is unnecessary. They won't say that when I use it to beat down some zombies.

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mrimike

Thunderbolt......................they'll go crazy-er playing angry birds

Pollart77

a guitar shaped fly swatter! Bring it on!