Embarrasing couple behavior

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  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    :) We fist bump, followed by a 'spirit fingers' explosion.

    I guess you just have to see it. We make it look cool.

    I kinda doubt that....
  • myshell26
    myshell26 Posts: 113
    We also have a rating scale. We each start the day off at the highest rate of ten and if we nag each other, or do something stupid we tell each other what level we've dropped to depending on the situation. For example... my husband started out as a 10 today, but he forgot to pick his socks up from the living room last night so before we left the house this morning I told him he was down to a 7 (I swear I tell him to pick up his socks every night). LOL! It helps us realize when we are getting on each others nerves so we don't bottle it up and explode later. I like the really good days when we keep our 10 status or do something sweet that gains back the points throughout the day. We're "special".
  • appleshells
    appleshells Posts: 165
    Oh yeah we high five each other too. Been known to fist bump, and chest bump too (which is a sight since I am almost a foot shorter than him).

    We have weird names for each other.

    He has this crazy voice he uses to speak what our cats are saying....and I caught on and do it too.

    At restaurants or bars we play "whats their story".
  • Alexdur85
    Alexdur85 Posts: 255 Member
    We aren't cute at all.. I saw this couple one picking eachother's nose.. Now THAT is weird..
  • solpwr
    solpwr Posts: 1,039 Member
    We see each other nekkid sometimes, and stuff...

    That's just crazy talk right there.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    We see each other nekkid sometimes, and stuff...
    That's just crazy talk right there.
    Yeah, we're gross.
  • abazooday727
    abazooday727 Posts: 150
    We speak in movie quotes, and bust each other up laughing about them.


    We do this too! My family thinks we are crazy and watch WAY too much tv...We also fist bump, *kitten* slap, "I love you MORE!", and tickle fight. Been together for 13 years..."Love [him] more than my luggage!"
  • boomboom011
    boomboom011 Posts: 1,459
    we bump fists ALOT and if we dont do that we do a booty bump dance.
  • dragonbait0126
    dragonbait0126 Posts: 568 Member
    We aren't cute at all.. I saw this couple one picking eachother's nose.. Now THAT is weird..

    EWWWWWWWW!!!!!! That's so gross!

    We do the calling thing to. We work opposite shifts so he calls me when he wakes up and on his break to tell me good night. I call him on my way home just to let him know I'm on the way. We also do the "you're a...." thing. If I'm trying to decide what I want to eat and he suggests something (i.e. a sandwich) my reponse is either a) "you're a sandwich" or 2) "I was thinking about a sandwhich but now that you've said it I don't want one." We never call each other by our real names either unless referring to one another. It's always baby, babe, or monkey. Unless we are talking to our cat and then it's momma and daddy but we don't have kids.
  • cantjustcant
    cantjustcant Posts: 1,027 Member
    <<---- uninvolved so I just *kitten* slap myself!
  • schnugglebug
    schnugglebug Posts: 330 Member
    we do the I love you more than thing constantly
    I love you more than all teh leaves on the tree,
    well I love you more than all the fish in the sea, well I love you more than all the grains of sand on the beach
    well I love you more than all the water molecules in the clouds in the sky,
    goes on and on and on...
    or silly thinks like baby you're the base to my ball
    the sun to my set, the lip to my stick, the hair to my brush...

    We're WEIRD and would not have it any other way :D lol
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    We talk like 5 year olds.

    Me -- "Work was bat-$#@! crazy today."
    Him -- "You're bat-$#@! crazy."
    Me -- "No, you."

    Him -- "Watch out for that dip!"
    Me stomping on the brakes, then -- "You're a dip."
    Him -- "No, YOU."

    LOL! This is my hubs and I as well.
  • Ocarina
    Ocarina Posts: 1,550 Member
    Oh wow. Yeah we do this basically nonstop. We have pet names. Inside jokes.. Especially about Ford Escorts. We tickle each other all the time. I give my husband noogies on regular occasion. We make faces at each other. We make fun of each other like our flaws that make us laugh. And we make up things like how we are going to dominate the world. It goes on and on and on.
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    We are high-fivers, hand-holders, huggers, same-side-seaters... basically, if there is an embarrassing couple behavior around, we probably practice it.

    Edited to add: I don't intentionally do this, but my husband does - he checks to see what I am wearing and then changes so he matches me whenever possible.
  • cramernh
    cramernh Posts: 3,335 Member
    We both love South Park, and often when we hear of something really awesome, or you find out there is a 'perk' in something you are getting... we both cant help it but pull a Cartman moment: "SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET"
  • MelMoly
    MelMoly Posts: 1,303 Member
    Can I have my own page!?

    But this just happened today...
    Me... You're a **** Matt
    Matthew... No you're a **** Matt

    Hahaha it censored d i c k lmao!
  • cantjustcant
    cantjustcant Posts: 1,027 Member

    Edited to add: I don't intentionally do this, but my husband does - he checks to see what I am wearing and then changes so he matches me whenever possible.

    My parents used to make so much fun of couples who did this. Then I noticed them doing it. Dad said I spent the first 40 years of our marriage putting on something that your mom would tell me is completely wrong. Now I wait til she gets dressed and put on what she is wearing. That way I am always dressed right
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    If my wife & I appear to match, I go change my clothes, not kidding.
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
    My husband says "I love you" to me, in sign language and I say it back in the same way.
    Sometimes when we are around other people, I'll say "gang signs, yo", followed by a gangster gesture and he'll respond "west coast, yo, yo". We both know it means 'I love you", flashing our gang signs. Holy jeebus, we are nerds. Pretty sure we are going to be misinterpreted one day and get shot when we are in the wrong side of the city.
  • squiggles409
    squiggles409 Posts: 50 Member
    We call each other eep and op. It came from some girl scout song about frogs I was singing one day. Then we started calling all frogs eep-ops. You should see the looks people give us when we see eep-ops!! Lol.
  • Behipped
    Behipped Posts: 46
    When we meet up somewhere in public, my boyfriend will jump up and down, waving his arms and yelling my name, when I've clearly seen him. He has no shame.

    We also have a habit of saying "I don't know you!" quite loudly when we're out together in public, usually when we're in a store. We think it's funny.

    We like to pretend we're on our first date when we know people at the table next to us can hear. "So, your match profile said you really love horses and knitting..."

    One time we were on a bus, sitting across from each other, and he started pretending to groom himself like a cat, just to get me to laugh. He's seeming stranger and stranger the more I type, but one of the things I really love about him is that he doesn't care what other people think.
  • KatFierce
    KatFierce Posts: 252 Member
    so maybe 2 minutes ago my hubbys brother gave him a leaf blower and weed wacker, so what did hubby and I do? pound it , followed by a double high five with a groin bump that turned into trying to push each other while holding hands, and then a big hug, followed by him slapping my bum...yep were that couple, our antics are an EVENT!
    We also say "i love you" randomly and in excess, atleast 100 times per day and over and over again lol
    hand hold, turns into arm wrestling often...we tend to pick on eachother alot too..everythings a silly power struggle
  • heidiberr
    heidiberr Posts: 643 Member
    The dog knows us as mommy and daddy. haha We also quote The Big Lebowski and any Will Ferrell movie way too much for it to be considered sane. He also calls me butt--no idea why. We are fairly affectionate as well :)
  • Liquid741
    Liquid741 Posts: 292 Member
    i play with her hair....everywhere and anywhere. its a addiction.
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    When we were dating, he would slurp my nose, and I would respond by trying to bite his. We have wedding pictures of this. Lol Also, he would take me by the shoulders, spin me around to face someone, and announce, "Look what I got!"

    When I was pregnant with our kids, he would post my belly pictures on Facebook, with the caption, "Look what I did!" Um. Awkward, honey.

    When one of us does or says something silly/awkward and gets a weird look, we say "what? YOU married me."
    or we pick up a piece of food and say, "here, put something in your mouth."

    Or if one of us is bugging the other, we say "you love me", and the other one responds with "Jesus makes me."

    We also get into ridiculous conversations before bed, where we are giggling and snorting, trying not to wake the kids, and we end up with so many inside jokes, and we sort of look at each other and go "that's another one we can't tell anyone."
  • liftingbro
    liftingbro Posts: 2,029 Member
    My family started thinking I was gay at one point becuase I never brough girls to family functions. Part of this was because I didn't date a ton but most of it was because I don't want to bring anyone home that I didn't feel had a lot of potential. So, when I brought my wife home for a holiday my brother called her my "beard". Then I married my beard, so sometimes I use the terms "beard" in place of "wife" and it confuses the hell of of people. Later on we had a daughter and shortly after she was born I posted a pic on facebook that said "Further proof that I'm not gay or a virgin". So we call my daughter the "gotee".
  • Captain_Mal
    Captain_Mal Posts: 945 Member
    My husband is an *kitten* slapper and grabber so sometimes I see his *kitten* slap with one of my own. He's a fast eater....blames it on his military days and I'm a slow eater. He likes to sing in the car to pretty much anything, I think he does this more to annoy me but it's always funny. He also educates me with his random sports knowledge.

    We like to kiss and hug in public too.
  • liftingbro
    liftingbro Posts: 2,029 Member
    My husband is an *kitten* slapper and grabber so sometimes I see his *kitten* slap with one of my own. He's a fast eater....blames it on his military days and I'm a slow eater. He likes to sing in the car to pretty much anything, I think he does this more to annoy me but it's always funny. He also educates me with his random sports knowledge.

    This sounds like me. I see my wife bend over or something I have to slap that thang, sometimes she does the same. I eat fast, she eats slow.....I say it was part of a being in a poor family with not enough to go around.
  • dlaplume2
    dlaplume2 Posts: 1,658 Member
    We argue about who loves the other more....daily. And I probably tell my husband I love him like 100 times a day...and we have been married 7 1/2 years. I hope our odd behavior never changes ;)

    We do that too! So, one day I came up with a compromise and I took the odd days he gets the even days. After the first month of getting 2 days in a row he deicided we needed to switch and take turns with the years too. Now Jan 1 we trade odd to even again. I somehow still wound up with an extra day, because I get the leap year. :laugh: :laugh:

    We're so goofy, but I love him and we have been married 17 years.
  • ShapeUpSidney
    ShapeUpSidney Posts: 1,092 Member
    When we're looking for each other (say, in the grocery store, for example), we let out a short whistle. Find each other every time...
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