Embarrasing couple behavior

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  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
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    :) We fist bump, followed by a 'spirit fingers' explosion.

    I guess you just have to see it. We make it look cool.

    I kinda doubt that....
  • myshell26
    myshell26 Posts: 113
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    We also have a rating scale. We each start the day off at the highest rate of ten and if we nag each other, or do something stupid we tell each other what level we've dropped to depending on the situation. For example... my husband started out as a 10 today, but he forgot to pick his socks up from the living room last night so before we left the house this morning I told him he was down to a 7 (I swear I tell him to pick up his socks every night). LOL! It helps us realize when we are getting on each others nerves so we don't bottle it up and explode later. I like the really good days when we keep our 10 status or do something sweet that gains back the points throughout the day. We're "special".
  • appleshells
    appleshells Posts: 165
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    Oh yeah we high five each other too. Been known to fist bump, and chest bump too (which is a sight since I am almost a foot shorter than him).

    We have weird names for each other.

    He has this crazy voice he uses to speak what our cats are saying....and I caught on and do it too.

    At restaurants or bars we play "whats their story".
  • Alexdur85
    Alexdur85 Posts: 255 Member
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    We aren't cute at all.. I saw this couple one picking eachother's nose.. Now THAT is weird..
  • solpwr
    solpwr Posts: 1,039 Member
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    We see each other nekkid sometimes, and stuff...

    That's just crazy talk right there.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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    We see each other nekkid sometimes, and stuff...
    That's just crazy talk right there.
    Yeah, we're gross.
  • abazooday727
    abazooday727 Posts: 150
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    We speak in movie quotes, and bust each other up laughing about them.


    We do this too! My family thinks we are crazy and watch WAY too much tv...We also fist bump, *kitten* slap, "I love you MORE!", and tickle fight. Been together for 13 years..."Love [him] more than my luggage!"
  • boomboom011
    boomboom011 Posts: 1,459
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    we bump fists ALOT and if we dont do that we do a booty bump dance.
  • dragonbait0126
    dragonbait0126 Posts: 568 Member
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    We aren't cute at all.. I saw this couple one picking eachother's nose.. Now THAT is weird..

    EWWWWWWWW!!!!!! That's so gross!

    We do the calling thing to. We work opposite shifts so he calls me when he wakes up and on his break to tell me good night. I call him on my way home just to let him know I'm on the way. We also do the "you're a...." thing. If I'm trying to decide what I want to eat and he suggests something (i.e. a sandwich) my reponse is either a) "you're a sandwich" or 2) "I was thinking about a sandwhich but now that you've said it I don't want one." We never call each other by our real names either unless referring to one another. It's always baby, babe, or monkey. Unless we are talking to our cat and then it's momma and daddy but we don't have kids.
  • cantjustcant
    cantjustcant Posts: 1,027 Member
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    <<---- uninvolved so I just *kitten* slap myself!
  • schnugglebug
    schnugglebug Posts: 333 Member
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    we do the I love you more than thing constantly
    I love you more than all teh leaves on the tree,
    well I love you more than all the fish in the sea, well I love you more than all the grains of sand on the beach
    well I love you more than all the water molecules in the clouds in the sky,
    goes on and on and on...
    or silly thinks like baby you're the base to my ball
    the sun to my set, the lip to my stick, the hair to my brush...

    We're WEIRD and would not have it any other way :D lol
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    We talk like 5 year olds.

    Me -- "Work was bat-$#@! crazy today."
    Him -- "You're bat-$#@! crazy."
    Me -- "No, you."

    Him -- "Watch out for that dip!"
    Me stomping on the brakes, then -- "You're a dip."
    Him -- "No, YOU."

    LOL! This is my hubs and I as well.
  • Ocarina
    Ocarina Posts: 1,550 Member
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    Oh wow. Yeah we do this basically nonstop. We have pet names. Inside jokes.. Especially about Ford Escorts. We tickle each other all the time. I give my husband noogies on regular occasion. We make faces at each other. We make fun of each other like our flaws that make us laugh. And we make up things like how we are going to dominate the world. It goes on and on and on.
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,887 Member
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    We are high-fivers, hand-holders, huggers, same-side-seaters... basically, if there is an embarrassing couple behavior around, we probably practice it.

    Edited to add: I don't intentionally do this, but my husband does - he checks to see what I am wearing and then changes so he matches me whenever possible.
  • cramernh
    cramernh Posts: 3,335 Member
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    We both love South Park, and often when we hear of something really awesome, or you find out there is a 'perk' in something you are getting... we both cant help it but pull a Cartman moment: "SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET"
  • MelMoly
    MelMoly Posts: 1,303 Member
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    Can I have my own page!?

    But this just happened today...
    Me... You're a **** Matt
    Matthew... No you're a **** Matt

    Hahaha it censored d i c k lmao!
  • cantjustcant
    cantjustcant Posts: 1,027 Member
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    Edited to add: I don't intentionally do this, but my husband does - he checks to see what I am wearing and then changes so he matches me whenever possible.

    My parents used to make so much fun of couples who did this. Then I noticed them doing it. Dad said I spent the first 40 years of our marriage putting on something that your mom would tell me is completely wrong. Now I wait til she gets dressed and put on what she is wearing. That way I am always dressed right
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
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    If my wife & I appear to match, I go change my clothes, not kidding.
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
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    My husband says "I love you" to me, in sign language and I say it back in the same way.
    Sometimes when we are around other people, I'll say "gang signs, yo", followed by a gangster gesture and he'll respond "west coast, yo, yo". We both know it means 'I love you", flashing our gang signs. Holy jeebus, we are nerds. Pretty sure we are going to be misinterpreted one day and get shot when we are in the wrong side of the city.
  • squiggles409
    squiggles409 Posts: 50 Member
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    We call each other eep and op. It came from some girl scout song about frogs I was singing one day. Then we started calling all frogs eep-ops. You should see the looks people give us when we see eep-ops!! Lol.

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