I love him/her but....
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keeps calling the police when i'm only trying to catch a glimpse of her in the windows....
tells her husband when i call her at work...
runs screaming when i try to pour out my heart and soul to her... who cares that i snuck into the backseat of her car when she wasn't looking? i just wanted to make sure she heard me.
cries and throws things when i show up at her workplace with flowers and guess which fake name she's using... (it's a game we play)0 -
Can't think of a single "but". I doubt there is a better person out there for me than my wife.0
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keeps calling the police when i'm only trying to catch a glimpse of her in the windows....
tells her husband when i call her at work...
runs screaming when i try to pour out my heart and soul to her... who cares that i snuck into the backseat of her car when she wasn't looking? i just wanted to make sure she heard me.
cries and throws things when i show up at her workplace with flowers and guess which fake name she's using... (it's a game we play)
BUWAhahahahahahahhahahahahah!!!!! That is hilarious, very clever!0 -
keeps calling the police when i'm only trying to catch a glimpse of her in the windows....
tells her husband when i call her at work...
runs screaming when i try to pour out my heart and soul to her... who cares that i snuck into the backseat of her car when she wasn't looking? i just wanted to make sure she heard me.
cries and throws things when i show up at her workplace with flowers and guess which fake name she's using... (it's a game we play)
That sounds like a fun game.0 -
I hate when he is sick or hurt because he acts really pathetic...........I mean really pathetic and it really makes me not very sympathetic.
He hates it when I call him a liar but he will totally lie and say "what I just didn't tell you", thats not lying..........even when I asked him straight to his face. (these are small lies........like about smoking cigarettes)0 -
...my husband is apparently opposed to doing his laundry or even putting the dirty clothes remotely close to a hamper. *sigh* I guess doing his laundry and picking up after him is the least I can do since he doesn't make me work.0
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Has a crazy ex-wife. WTF was he thinking ever marrying her?????? Now she's a part of my life forever. Ugh!! : (0
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lol he sounds like my twin- He gets out of the shower and does not dry himself.. then goes to sit on MY side of the bed!
- When shaving.. he leaves his hair on the sink or in the shower and doesn't wash it off.
- grabs a glass of juice, goes to the room drinks it, goes to the kitchen, grabs another glass of juice.. goes to the room. Before long our room looks like a scene out of the movie "Signs".
- eats in the room on my side of the bed and leaves crumbs.
I think that's all I have.0 -
I think we need a thread about Mother in laws!!!0
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He will do his laundry and then leave it in the dryer until I do mine so I have to put his away too! *I really really hate putting away laundry lol* And he always leaves the light in the bathroom on!! Even during the day! Drives me crazy and I'm totally planning on getting a night light for in there soon lol0
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Has a crazy ex-wife. WTF was he thinking ever marrying her?????? Now she's a part of my life forever. Ugh!! : (
I have the complete opposite. He's never had a girlfriend....like EVER. I have to teach him everything, at the ripe age of 36..arrrrrrrrrrrggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
"No darling, pissing on the loo seat is *not ok* for the females in the house, sharing it with you."0 -
He will do his laundry and then leave it in the dryer until I do mine so I have to put his away too! *I really really hate putting away laundry lol* And he always leaves the light in the bathroom on!! Even during the day! Drives me crazy and I'm totally planning on getting a night light for in there soon lol
My guy doesn't even know we own a tumbledrier..0 -
I love him, but he's chronically late (he gets upset if I wake him up to be on time, and we are STILL late to everything!!)
He's OBSESSED with his AR-15 that he built. He plays with it right when he gets home... EVERY. DAY.0 -
keeps calling the police when i'm only trying to catch a glimpse of her in the windows....
tells her husband when i call her at work...
runs screaming when i try to pour out my heart and soul to her... who cares that i snuck into the backseat of her car when she wasn't looking? i just wanted to make sure she heard me.
cries and throws things when i show up at her workplace with flowers and guess which fake name she's using... (it's a game we play)
You ARE the best!0 -
i hate it when he tells me to eat "real food" when i'm eating healthy...or complains when i want to excersice everyday because he thinks there are more important things to do.
i guess to him real food is fast food and cinnabuns yuck, and he doesn't understand that working out actually gives me energy to get more stuff done and you all know the benefits of it, he never will
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keeps calling the police when i'm only trying to catch a glimpse of her in the windows....
tells her husband when i call her at work...
runs screaming when i try to pour out my heart and soul to her... who cares that i snuck into the backseat of her car when she wasn't looking? i just wanted to make sure she heard me.
cries and throws things when i show up at her workplace with flowers and guess which fake name she's using... (it's a game we play)0 -
lol thats funny...
i think mine is addicted to hunting...:(0 -
keeps calling the police when i'm only trying to catch a glimpse of her in the windows....
tells her husband when i call her at work...
runs screaming when i try to pour out my heart and soul to her... who cares that i snuck into the backseat of her car when she wasn't looking? i just wanted to make sure she heard me.
cries and throws things when i show up at her workplace with flowers and guess which fake name she's using... (it's a game we play)
Hahahahahaha Made my day with this!0 -
...my husband is apparently opposed to doing his laundry or even putting the dirty clothes remotely close to a hamper. *sigh* I guess doing his laundry and picking up after him is the least I can do since he doesn't make me work.
My husband was like this until I completely stopped picking up his laundry and left it pile up next to his bed. He ended up breaking his ankle trying to wade through it. Now he puts his laundry in the hamper.0 -
Has a crazy ex-wife. WTF was he thinking ever marrying her?????? Now she's a part of my life forever. Ugh!! : (
I used to think the SAME thing...then their son turned 18 and SHE IS NO LONGER PART OF MY LIFE:drinker: . I might have to see her occasionally but I don't even have to PRETEND to get along with her anymore
. If the kid ever marries or has babies I'll be sure to work my schedule or seating arrangements around staying away from her as to not make my step son feel awkward... 0 -
He doesn't want to lose weight with me and wears baggy clothes that make him look MUCh bigger than he really is!0
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My boyfriend chews on his nails and then spits it out, no matter where we are. It's fine in his house but when we are in my bedroom then I scold him lol.0
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My wife believes in Reincarnation and thinks that she was previously a 6'4" black man which has caused me to walk funny due to the giganitc size of her marital aids.0
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He doesn't want to lose weight with me and wears baggy clothes that make him look MUCh bigger than he really is!
It's not a deal breaker but eventually I think I will have to take him shopping. He has admitted that he has no style...And I do.0 -
He acts like everything with the house, kids ect is all done by Magic!!! It's not an f-ing fairy running around with her wand saying bibbidi bobbidi boo. It's your wife genius!!!!0
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Well, once I find someone I'll let you know my current 'buts,' lol.
However, with my ex -
-complaining about EVERYTHING all the time
- pulling the whole pity party/everyone's out to make my life miserable bullsh*t
- thinking every little problem is the freakin end of the world
- obsessing over EVERYTHING/not being able to let anything go, and going on and on and on and on...about these things to me
- having a temper that would sometimes come out at me for no reason other than I was there
Yeah, eventually the 'buts' got bigger than the love and I figured out I actually deserve better0 -
puts his junk in other people's cavern...
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puts his junk in other people's cavern...
:noway:
mine too. We are separated, but living together again (sleeping together occasionally and in the same bed always). He "loves" me, but she "makes him happy". She is married too. BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW0 -
Attempts to watch thirteen television shows simultaneously by changing the channel every 5 seconds. Other than that, he's a peach.0
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he used to leave his socks stuffed in between the cushions of the couch, but then we got a new couch, and I think out of respect for the new couch, he just leaves them on the floor.
This exact thing!!! I feel like all I do is pick up socks! How many pairs of socks can one man wear in a week?0
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