I love him/her but....

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  • nolachick
    nolachick Posts: 3,278 Member
    he has no job
    when he has a job, he does something stupid to lose it
    it is my fault he has no job
    he doesn't like to clean the house
    he doesn't like to do laundry
    he is bored staying home with the kids

    Hey - anyone want a wife that can pay all the bills and support the family if you are willing to work on some of the above issues?

    umm wow! why wud u put up wit that? what does he LIKE to do?
  • Laura_Ivy
    Laura_Ivy Posts: 555 Member
    he keeps flicking his snot everywhere! He thinks i don't notice, but it's hard to ignore the bogie on the telly screen, if you catch my drift..?

    So what does your other half do that drives you nuts..?

    Absolutely Nothing......She can do no wrong.....

    Shoot.....is there really such a person?
  • AylaBean
    AylaBean Posts: 140 Member
    Works more than 1500km away.. its lonely :(
  • Justjoshin
    Justjoshin Posts: 999 Member
    Why the hell do any of you stay with these people?
  • foremant86
    foremant86 Posts: 1,115 Member
    Why the hell do any of you stay with these people?

    that was my thought exactly lol.

    I think the majority of you need to re-evaluate your relationship.
  • foremant86
    foremant86 Posts: 1,115 Member
    double post.
  • KenziesMomma11
    KenziesMomma11 Posts: 258 Member
    he digs in his nose like he is digging for lost treasure....ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, IN FRONT OF WHOMEVER IS AROUND!
  • misskerouac
    misskerouac Posts: 2,242 Member
    ... Smokes over a pack a day and drives the nicer car while we could use that money for me to get a reliable vehicle.
    ...does nothing around the house even though I work more hours
    ...has no motivation to do anything with his life
    ... Leaves me to do the finances but doesn't stick to the budget I make
  • MaraDiaz
    MaraDiaz Posts: 4,604 Member
    I love him, but he doesn't exist.

    And after reading these lists, I'm kinda glad he doesn't. My imaginary Mr. Right is oh so much better than a real Mr. Wrong.
  • Shrinking_Xtina
    Shrinking_Xtina Posts: 478 Member
    he has a girlfriend =(
  • nolachick
    nolachick Posts: 3,278 Member
    he digs in his nose like he is digging for lost treasure....ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, IN FRONT OF WHOMEVER IS AROUND!

    u deserve better. tell him to get with the program or get lost
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
    I am not big on astrology but my significant other is a scorpio.. he has all the good and the bad qualities of the sign. He's either absolutely Amazing, or I am frustrated by his "rage". Its fun :D
  • I read this post - out of curiosity...
    Then found a lot of the posts leaving me to wonder WHY some people are still with their significant others when they irritate you so much. Or.. why you let them bring you down .....

    My significant other is amazing, yes he farts and burps and spends time restoring his ute, but I love him to pieces. These things dont irritate me - when he farts, as much as it stinks and its gross, we always crack up laughing, because he thinks he can do it and I dont notice haha.
    While he is working on his ute, I am doing things I love doing too.
    I cannot find a fault, we all have our quirks and habits - but thats what makes them them - I love every part of him, even if it is disgusting sometimes haha.
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
    he has a girlfriend =(
    Well at least he's more her problem than yours ;)
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
    I read this post - out of curiosity...
    Then found a lot of the posts leaving me to wonder WHY some people are still with their significant others when they irritate you so much. Or.. why you let them bring you down .....

    My significant other is amazing, yes he farts and burps and spends time restoring his ute, but I love him to pieces. These things dont irritate me - when he farts, as much as it stinks and its gross, we always crack up laughing, because he thinks he can do it and I dont notice haha.
    While he is working on his ute, I am doing things I love doing too.
    I cannot find a fault, we all have our quirks and habits - but thats what makes them them - I love every part of him, even if it is disgusting sometimes haha.
    I think its more about venting or striking up conversation for most. I am sure if asked about these things they mentioned they would also say "but I still love him/her and we find ways to laugh about it... or do our own things." Naturally some people just may not be happy! But I think its all in good fun.
  • servilia
    servilia Posts: 3,452 Member
    he keeps flicking his snot everywhere! He thinks i don't notice, but it's hard to ignore the bogie on the telly screen, if you catch my drift..?

    I hope this is a joke.
  • soniyamas
    soniyamas Posts: 160 Member
    I think we need a thread about Mother in laws!!!

    yes please, I AM ABOUT TO BURST....
  • what923
    what923 Posts: 100 Member
    He acts like everything with the house, kids ect is all done by Magic!!! It's not an f-ing fairy running around with her wand saying bibbidi bobbidi boo. It's your wife genius!!!!

    Ha ha! I tell my husband this all the time when he acts like I didn't do anything today- just because I'm self employed as a marketing consultant and can have days where I work but don't leave the house. I tell him "You'll be sorry if anything ever happens to me because it's not a magic fairy that pays the bills, does the budget, cleaning, shopping, etc. The lights won't come on and there won't always be toilet paper in the closet if I'm gone!"

    too funny!
  • what923
    what923 Posts: 100 Member
    puts his junk in other people's cavern...

    :noway:

    Never heard it described like that! Description is hilarious....the action definitely is NOT!
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  • awdhemi
    awdhemi Posts: 99 Member
    arrrgggghhhh, where do I start!?!

    HAHA! Exactly!!
    I REALLY need this post today...

    We quit smoking in March together. So now he dips. (Not what I had in mind). Everywhere. In the car, in the house, I find stupid cans of spit in it everywhere.

    After 10 years of marriage, he STILL hasn't learned to put the toilet seat down, or find the laundry basket (which I might add, has not moved!!)

    Plays too much Xbox. (If I could break it without him having the ability to go buy another one.....)

    I could go on and on, but I'm too tired to complain right now :)
  • amerr
    amerr Posts: 190


    Tickles me until i scream. It is cute for a while, but when i can't breathe you gotta stop! lol

    This! My husband doesn't understand that it's fun for about 2 minutes, not 10.
  • awdhemi
    awdhemi Posts: 99 Member
    when he leaves all his clothes and trash scattered around. I literally leave the house perfectly clean before work and by time I am back (he gets home only 2 hrs earlier) there is trash on this table, trash on another, socks here, shoes there, pants here, dirty dishes there, etc... so annoying cause he doesn't pick up after himself AT ALL and I always to clean for like 45min when I get home... so annoying...lol

    Oh and when he leaves stuff in dishes without washing them off, and later all that yukiness is so stuck on there, makes it so diffucult to wash dishes! It's so much simpler to just quickly wash of the dish!

    OMG yes!!!!!
  • jennajava
    jennajava Posts: 2,176 Member
    He responds with "huh" to everything I say!
  • soniyamas
    soniyamas Posts: 160 Member
    He responds with "huh" to everything I say!

    exactly this. And sometimes he doesn't even bother to say "huh" :mad:
  • CouchSpud
    CouchSpud Posts: 557 Member
    lol there is no I love any longer and that would be why:
    he never knew when to stop and pushed it till he irritated me enough for an outburst, then sulked
    constantly using my money to pay for his food wishes, then complaining that I earn more, even though he eas the one who decided to go from a high paid job to a low paid one, so he could work more on his art
    Constantly moaning about my accent
    moaning about all those foreigeners (bloody clever move when you actually are going out with one... doooh)
    Jealousy (i.e. he's looking, she's looking... you are looking)
    But the breaking point... calling people with Learning Disbaility: "those complete idiots you are working with" ...
  • SkateboardFi
    SkateboardFi Posts: 1,322 Member
    he hates doing dishes
    he doesn't clean up after shaving in the sink lol

    i'm sure his list is wayyyy longer if he were to complain about me :blushing:

    but he's my bestfriend and the love of my life and i wouldn't trade him for anything
  • fit4mom
    fit4mom Posts: 1,352 Member
    He procrastinates bad. He doesn't do somethings till the very last possible moment. But he does make me laugh. I love that funny man of mine.
  • julslea
    julslea Posts: 436 Member
    he would rather be out in the woods hunting than with me
  • fit4mom
    fit4mom Posts: 1,352 Member
    he would rather be out in the woods hunting than with me
    This made me sad. I'm sorry.
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