Help! McDonalds is trying to kill me!

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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,701 Member
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    McDonald's has a deal to buy 5 Big Macs and 5 Large fries for 13 dollars. I'm going to be so fat because I know that if I buy something like that I have to eat all of it. But it gets worse! I just happen to have 26 dollars in my wallet. How am I going to lose weight stuffing 10 big macs and 10 large fries into my face? Some one stop McDonalds from seducing me with their greasy good looks and fast food charm before I explode from their love!
    Sharing is allowed.:laugh:

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    Sharing means caring!!
    Oh I'd love to sit and share with you for lunch!!!

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  • Barneystinson
    Barneystinson Posts: 1,357 Member
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    this is why i love being canadian - fast food is so expensive here! hah no temptations for me

    I'm tempted by Timmy's every time I cross the border. Mmm... Timbits.
  • bear_nakey
    bear_nakey Posts: 367 Member
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    I got pretty excited when I saw it too. . . and then I remembered how bad they are. . . and then I thought, " that's a good deal though. . ". . . .*sigh*
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,701 Member
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    McDonald's has a deal to buy 5 Big Macs and 5 Large fries for 13 dollars. I'm going to be so fat because I know that if I buy something like that I have to eat all of it. But it gets worse! I just happen to have 26 dollars in my wallet. How am I going to lose weight stuffing 10 big macs and 10 large fries into my face? Some one stop McDonalds from seducing me with their greasy good looks and fast food charm before I explode from their love!
    Sharing is allowed.:laugh:

    A.C.E. Certified Personal Trainer
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    Sharing means caring!!
    Oh I'd love to sit and share with you for lunch!!!

    A.C.E. Certified Personal Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
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    Wouldn't sharing be like assisted suicide?
    Only if the food could be PROVED to actually kill you.
    100% of people who eat McDonald's will end up dead.
  • WarriorMom2012
    WarriorMom2012 Posts: 621 Member
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    Why? There's isn't anything wrong with having a Big Mac in moderation. I eat McDonald's twice a week. Bad health is more determined by being obese/overweight, genetic predisposition, bad habits (smoking) and being sedentary.

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    Well then I'm screwed!
  • SheRa1964
    SheRa1964 Posts: 155
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    Take that 26 dollars burning a hole in your pocket and buy you some incredible blue jeans that FIT!. Do NOT satisfy that big mac attack! *hugs* You can do this. I have faith. :)
  • mielikkibz
    mielikkibz Posts: 552 Member
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    i solve the problem usually by giving the dog half the burger :)
  • nerdyandilikeit
    nerdyandilikeit Posts: 2,185 Member
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    I got a Living Social deal for McDonalds along with a deal on boot camp classes and personal training lol

    They're covering their butts, yes?
  • tigersword
    tigersword Posts: 8,059 Member
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    Just remember, your health and well-being is worth way more than a Big Mac (or however you mentioned eating). If you have a craving for fast-food, do something healthy like a sub restaraunt. Just saty away from fatty and calorie filled condiments, meats and cheese and opt for a veggie sub with a side of mustard. It works for me!

    The average sub from a sub shop has WAY more sodium than a Big Mac. Just saying.
  • jetscreaminagain
    jetscreaminagain Posts: 1,130 Member
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    I had my McDonald's feast last night. I'm good to go for a while.

    OMG! You were derailed by yesterday's thread!!!! Oh noes! The world is over. You might as well pack it in and quit trying to meet your goals!!! All is lost!! And that lady was saying it would happen! Why didn't we listen?! WHY! WHY!

    Oh the humanity!
  • mielikkibz
    mielikkibz Posts: 552 Member
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    ROFL, just bought it. . .I burn those calories and more some weekends, so why not reward myself(and my dogs, who usually get half a mcdouble with me anyway LOL)
  • Slove009
    Slove009 Posts: 364 Member
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    I got a Living Social deal for McDonalds along with a deal on boot camp classes and personal training lol

    Lol! That sounds like a good balance to me!
  • jetscreaminagain
    jetscreaminagain Posts: 1,130 Member
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    I think we should stage a protest like PETA. How about we go to our local Mickey D's and throw lard at them. Or lard covered potatoes to represent the senseless violence of drowning those poor helpless potatoes in grease. It's time we all put our fat little foot down and stop this madness!
    Hrrpmph! They don't use "lard" anymore. You'd have to throw bottles of vegetable oil (non transfat)!!!

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    Just don't rub the oil on your skin. I heard you can gain weight that way. Also you might find yourself at the bottom of a well or served with a nice Chianti. Careful! Safety first!
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
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    McDonald's has a deal to buy 5 Big Macs and 5 Large fries for 13 dollars. I'm going to be so fat because I know that if I buy something like that I have to eat all of it. But it gets worse! I just happen to have 26 dollars in my wallet. How am I going to lose weight stuffing 10 big macs and 10 large fries into my face? Some one stop McDonalds from seducing me with their greasy good looks and fast food charm before I explode from their love!
    Sharing is allowed.:laugh:

    A.C.E. Certified Personal Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition


    Sharing means caring!!
    Oh I'd love to sit and share with you for lunch!!!

    A.C.E. Certified Personal Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition


    All I read was I'd love to share you for lunch, lmao!
  • adrian_indy
    adrian_indy Posts: 1,444 Member
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    No, I'm in serious trouble. When a fast food restaruant offers a deal, i have to eat all of it. This has haunted me for years. Like the one time Subway was offering a fabulous deal on 6 foot party subs. I was arrested for laying on the ground like a fat human/anaconda hybrid and trying to gulp it down with chewing. The church group witnessing this was not amused and called the police.

    Or another time when Pizza Hut offered this awesom deal for 10 large pizzas. At first I was like, "Man, can I eat 10 large pizza's, or should I share with friends and famil?" But then I realized that this is America, and sharing is what the socialists want, and that's not american, so I saluted the flag, started folding pizzas in half like a gigantic italian taco and went to town. I was half way through with the whole order and I was so stuffed I was ready to die. But I new since I bought the whole thing I had to eat it myself right then. So in a desperate attempt for more calories, I stripped naked and started rubbing pizzas all over my hairy body until I was glistening with Pizza Hut grease. The toppings came off and it looked like I had 16 pepperoni nipples. The manager freaked out and beat me with a pizza pan until i was unconscious.

    Do I think that these dang fast food places and their awesome deals is a pretty big frickin problem.
  • mielikkibz
    mielikkibz Posts: 552 Member
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    ROFL, humour aside, these will make great stocking stuffers for those ont he go teens most of us know of. . .
  • SabrinaJL
    SabrinaJL Posts: 1,579 Member
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    13 dollars? groupon? or living social? i saw that email yesterday. I almost got one myself. Here is what you do.. buy the deal and put them in everyones stocking for christmas ... that way everyone else around you gets fat.

    That's genius! If everyone around you is fat, you don't have to work so hard. I like the way you think.
  • bslic
    bslic Posts: 245 Member
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    such a fab deal....we're now having our company Christmas party at Mc D's. Hellsya
  • PegasusDeb
    PegasusDeb Posts: 665 Member
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    Ugh... now if it was Quarter Chz's, then I'd give it a go, but that "special sauce" always causes concern for me! (I used to work there, I KNOW what goes on behind the grills!)

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