Help! McDonalds is trying to kill me!

CoraGregoryCPA

Feed a family of 5 for $13!

CoraGregoryCPA

Wow.. I chuckled!

No, I'm in serious trouble. When a fast food restaruant offers a deal, i have to eat all of it. This has haunted me for years. Like the one time Subway was offering a fabulous deal on 6 foot party subs. I was arrested for laying on the ground like a fat human/anaconda hybrid and trying to gulp it down with chewing. The church group witnessing this was not amused and called the police.

Or another time when Pizza Hut offered this awesom deal for 10 large pizzas. At first I was like, "Man, can I eat 10 large pizza's, or should I share with friends and famil?" But then I realized that this is America, and sharing is what the socialists want, and that's not american, so I saluted the flag, started folding pizzas in half like a gigantic italian taco and went to town. I was half way through with the whole order and I was so stuffed I was ready to die. But I new since I bought the whole thing I had to eat it myself right then. So in a desperate attempt for more calories, I stripped naked and started rubbing pizzas all over my hairy body until I was glistening with Pizza Hut grease. The toppings came off and it looked like I had 16 pepperoni nipples. The manager freaked out and beat me with a pizza pan until i was unconscious.

Do I think that these dang fast food places and their awesome deals is a pretty big frickin problem.

Scorpioangel

HAHA this made me laugh

maidentl

I love reading along laughing at the fun and then seeing some serious soul pop in with their sage advice. I can never tell, did they just not read anything before commenting or are they a little . . . slow?

futureangel

you should get a job at mcdonalds! then you will see how absolutely DISGUSTING they are and you won't ever want to eat there anymore. they way they have there hygiene set up and all.. i'm actually suprised that nobody died from that yet. try and think of that the next time you think a nice greasy big mac sounds good. because i could bet you that tasty grease has been in loads of different places beforehand.

ninerbuff

you should get a job at mcdonalds! then you will see how absolutely DISGUSTING they are and you won't ever want to eat there anymore. they way they have there hygiene set up and all.. i'm actually suprised that nobody died from that yet. try and think of that the next time you think a nice greasy big mac sounds good. because i could bet you that tasty grease has been in loads of different places beforehand.

I'm sure this bad "hygiene" is what's responsible for my amazing immunity to sickness then.:laugh:

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HMonsterX

McDonald's has a deal to buy 5 Big Macs and 5 Large fries for 13 dollars. I'm going to be so fat because I know that if I buy something like that I have to eat all of it. But it gets worse! I just happen to have 26 dollars in my wallet. How am I going to lose weight stuffing 10 big macs and 10 large fries into my face? Some one stop McDonalds from seducing me with their greasy good looks and fast food charm before I explode from their love!

Go watch SUPER SIZE ME. That will deter you.

Not that I am the kind of avoid fast food for the rest of my life. But it does help reduce my cravings to watch something like that.

Wow, you didn't understand it then did you

Tell me how Supersize me is supposed to deter me from having a maccies every now and then? Did he get really sick and ill eating Maccies every now and then? I thought he had it EVERY MEAL, EVERY DAY, and went supersize when they asked?

And that had negative effects? No **** sherlock. Or should that be Spurlock?

Really, people needed that program to tell them that eating that much of it will have negative effects?! Now THAT is the worrying part...

adrian_indy

McDonald's has a deal to buy 5 Big Macs and 5 Large fries for 13 dollars. I'm going to be so fat because I know that if I buy something like that I have to eat all of it. But it gets worse! I just happen to have 26 dollars in my wallet. How am I going to lose weight stuffing 10 big macs and 10 large fries into my face? Some one stop McDonalds from seducing me with their greasy good looks and fast food charm before I explode from their love!

Go watch SUPER SIZE ME. That will deter you.

Not that I am the kind of avoid fast food for the rest of my life. But it does help reduce my cravings to watch something like that.

Wow, you didn't understand it then did you

Tell me how Supersize me is supposed to deter me from having a maccies every now and then? Did he get really sick and ill eating Maccies every now and then? I thought he had it EVERY MEAL, EVERY DAY, and went supersize when they asked?

And that had negative effects? No **** sherlock. Or should that be Spurlock?

Really, people needed that program to tell them that eating that much of it will have negative effects?! Now THAT is the worrying part...

I've watched supersize me. It was crap. Not because he was wrong, but because an idiot made a movie showing the ill effects of eating McDonald's everyday to show how unhealthy it is. Really? I knew this when I was a kid. What if I ate at Applebees or Steak and Shake 3 times a day for a month. Oh, that's right, McDonalds is the only work of satan. What crap.