Help! McDonalds is trying to kill me!
Options
Replies
-
No, I'm in serious trouble. When a fast food restaruant offers a deal, i have to eat all of it. This has haunted me for years. Like the one time Subway was offering a fabulous deal on 6 foot party subs. I was arrested for laying on the ground like a fat human/anaconda hybrid and trying to gulp it down with chewing. The church group witnessing this was not amused and called the police.
Or another time when Pizza Hut offered this awesom deal for 10 large pizzas. At first I was like, "Man, can I eat 10 large pizza's, or should I share with friends and famil?" But then I realized that this is America, and sharing is what the socialists want, and that's not american, so I saluted the flag, started folding pizzas in half like a gigantic italian taco and went to town. I was half way through with the whole order and I was so stuffed I was ready to die. But I new since I bought the whole thing I had to eat it myself right then. So in a desperate attempt for more calories, I stripped naked and started rubbing pizzas all over my hairy body until I was glistening with Pizza Hut grease. The toppings came off and it looked like I had 16 pepperoni nipples. The manager freaked out and beat me with a pizza pan until i was unconscious.
Do I think that these dang fast food places and their awesome deals is a pretty big frickin problem.
I think I'm in LOVE!! :flowerforyou:0 -
No, I'm in serious trouble. When a fast food restaruant offers a deal, i have to eat all of it. This has haunted me for years. Like the one time Subway was offering a fabulous deal on 6 foot party subs. I was arrested for laying on the ground like a fat human/anaconda hybrid and trying to gulp it down with chewing. The church group witnessing this was not amused and called the police.
Awesome mental picture!0 -
I just bought it for my son who could use to surplus on his calories for a bit during swim season. PLUS the swim team tends to go to McD's after meets. Have you seen your local high school swim team? McDonald's is not turning these kids into tubs of lard. That's the wrestling team. I keed! Seriously, though, this is a fine group of young men who eat too much (depending on your 1200 calorie a day point of view) sometimes twice a week and pretty much look fab and perform VERY well. So I bought them. And then I forwarded the link to a bunch of swim moms. :glasses: (those are goggles)
Maybe if all the other moms buy this and my son does what I predict, and loses his, then perhaps I will have successfully sabotaged to get my son into varsity. Like a Texas Cheerleader mom, I'm vicious. :bigsmile:
Edited errant apostrophe.0 -
I think 100% of people who DON'T eat McDonald's will end up dead too.
100% of people who eat McDonald's will end up dead.
Only if the food could be PROVED to actually kill you.Wouldn't sharing be like assisted suicide?0 -
If you can put away 10 Big Macs, you are my hero.
I did it on a bet in high school. I'm not proud.0 -
If you can put away 10 Big Macs, you are my hero.
I did it on a bet in high school. I'm not proud.0 -
Generally when I know someone (or something) is out to kill me I just avoid it.0
-
Yes, but you're only supposed to use statistics that support your own hypothesis.I think 100% of people who DON'T eat McDonald's will end up dead too.
100% of people who eat McDonald's will end up dead.
Only if the food could be PROVED to actually kill you.Wouldn't sharing be like assisted suicide?0 -
Sharing is allowed.:laugh:McDonald's has a deal to buy 5 Big Macs and 5 Large fries for 13 dollars. I'm going to be so fat because I know that if I buy something like that I have to eat all of it. But it gets worse! I just happen to have 26 dollars in my wallet. How am I going to lose weight stuffing 10 big macs and 10 large fries into my face? Some one stop McDonalds from seducing me with their greasy good looks and fast food charm before I explode from their love!
A.C.E. Certified Personal Trainer
IDEA Fitness member
Kickboxing Certified Instructor
Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
sharing means less calories
Actually when you share calories they don't count. similar to the way they fall out when you crack a cookie in half. 0 -
don't buy it then. Don't even go or look at McDonalds.. Keep your 26 bucks and do some grocery shopping.0
-
Buy ONE big mac and one large fry.
I haven't been to Mcdonalds in ages, but I would imagine that one big mac and one large fry is going to be cheaper than 13 dollars.
Don't buy more than you need just because it's a good deal when you could buy what you do "need" and spend less.0 -
just work out extra and fit it into your diary. 5000 for the big macs and another 5000 for the fries? so figure 100 miles? 4 marathons anytime soon? ill join ya and we can do 2 each ;-P0
-
If you can put away 10 Big Macs, you are my hero.
Not to mention the fries!
Even when I wasn't dieting and almost 300 lbs I couldn't eat that much.. I'm amazed! You should have THEM pay you for eating that much!
But seriously, the key to loosing weight is moderation... just eat one of each.. save the rest for the next 9 days! Not the heathiest but I figure eating them over a week is better than all at once.0 -
Im not much for mcdonalds, one big mac is sickening to me any less 5 or 10! you know the massive ****s you will have after that!!!!0
-
No, I'm in serious trouble. When a fast food restaruant offers a deal, i have to eat all of it. This has haunted me for years. Like the one time Subway was offering a fabulous deal on 6 foot party subs. I was arrested for laying on the ground like a fat human/anaconda hybrid and trying to gulp it down with chewing. The church group witnessing this was not amused and called the police.
Or another time when Pizza Hut offered this awesom deal for 10 large pizzas. At first I was like, "Man, can I eat 10 large pizza's, or should I share with friends and famil?" But then I realized that this is America, and sharing is what the socialists want, and that's not american, so I saluted the flag, started folding pizzas in half like a gigantic italian taco and went to town. I was half way through with the whole order and I was so stuffed I was ready to die. But I new since I bought the whole thing I had to eat it myself right then. So in a desperate attempt for more calories, I stripped naked and started rubbing pizzas all over my hairy body until I was glistening with Pizza Hut grease. The toppings came off and it looked like I had 16 pepperoni nipples. The manager freaked out and beat me with a pizza pan until i was unconscious.
Do I think that these dang fast food places and their awesome deals is a pretty big frickin problem.
If your being serious... I think you need more help than just loosing weight... this is a mental problem, no offense but you need to see a doctor. This isn't normal thinking or behaviour. It's not your fault necessarily, everyone has problems they hide... getting help and admitting it is the big thing.
If your joking.. it's not funny, because I can see someone actually having this problem and it's no laughing matter, it sounds very serious.0 -
Only food (if you want to call it that) that I get at McHeartAttack is chipotle wraps grilled. If you want a hamburger or crave beef get 90% beef and turkey and buns. Fries should be avoided at all cost and chugging soda. Your money can go a lot longer going to a grocery store and prepping yourself.0
-
LOL!!!!!!!!!!! That is evil. Taking a look at the number of calories in one of those meals and comparing it to the number of calories I burn in a workout is ussually enough to kill the charm for me.
Wisdom!0 -
Really, you can see someone trying to swallow a 6-foot sandwich in one gulp?No, I'm in serious trouble. When a fast food restaruant offers a deal, i have to eat all of it. This has haunted me for years. Like the one time Subway was offering a fabulous deal on 6 foot party subs. I was arrested for laying on the ground like a fat human/anaconda hybrid and trying to gulp it down with chewing. The church group witnessing this was not amused and called the police.
Or another time when Pizza Hut offered this awesom deal for 10 large pizzas. At first I was like, "Man, can I eat 10 large pizza's, or should I share with friends and famil?" But then I realized that this is America, and sharing is what the socialists want, and that's not american, so I saluted the flag, started folding pizzas in half like a gigantic italian taco and went to town. I was half way through with the whole order and I was so stuffed I was ready to die. But I new since I bought the whole thing I had to eat it myself right then. So in a desperate attempt for more calories, I stripped naked and started rubbing pizzas all over my hairy body until I was glistening with Pizza Hut grease. The toppings came off and it looked like I had 16 pepperoni nipples. The manager freaked out and beat me with a pizza pan until i was unconscious.
Do I think that these dang fast food places and their awesome deals is a pretty big frickin problem.
If your being serious... I think you need more help than just loosing weight... this is a mental problem, no offense but you need to see a doctor. This isn't normal thinking or behaviour. It's not your fault necessarily, everyone has problems they hide... getting help and admitting it is the big thing.
If your joking.. it's not funny, because I can see someone actually having this problem and it's no laughing matter, it sounds very serious.0 -
Really, you can see someone trying to swallow a 6-foot sandwich in one gulp?No, I'm in serious trouble. When a fast food restaruant offers a deal, i have to eat all of it. This has haunted me for years. Like the one time Subway was offering a fabulous deal on 6 foot party subs. I was arrested for laying on the ground like a fat human/anaconda hybrid and trying to gulp it down with chewing. The church group witnessing this was not amused and called the police.
Or another time when Pizza Hut offered this awesom deal for 10 large pizzas. At first I was like, "Man, can I eat 10 large pizza's, or should I share with friends and famil?" But then I realized that this is America, and sharing is what the socialists want, and that's not american, so I saluted the flag, started folding pizzas in half like a gigantic italian taco and went to town. I was half way through with the whole order and I was so stuffed I was ready to die. But I new since I bought the whole thing I had to eat it myself right then. So in a desperate attempt for more calories, I stripped naked and started rubbing pizzas all over my hairy body until I was glistening with Pizza Hut grease. The toppings came off and it looked like I had 16 pepperoni nipples. The manager freaked out and beat me with a pizza pan until i was unconscious.
Do I think that these dang fast food places and their awesome deals is a pretty big frickin problem.
If your being serious... I think you need more help than just loosing weight... this is a mental problem, no offense but you need to see a doctor. This isn't normal thinking or behaviour. It's not your fault necessarily, everyone has problems they hide... getting help and admitting it is the big thing.
If your joking.. it's not funny, because I can see someone actually having this problem and it's no laughing matter, it sounds very serious.
One gulp... no... actually trying to actually eat as much as mentioned yes.
I think the post is either a desperate cry for help or insulting to people that actually attempt to eat alot.. although I doubt that much is possible, but who knows.
I lost the humor in it when he kept insisting he was telling the truth. Sometimes a "joke" goes to far.0 -
If your being serious... I think you need more help than just loosing weight... this is a mental problem, no offense but you need to see a doctor. This isn't normal thinking or behaviour. It's not your fault necessarily, everyone has problems they hide... getting help and admitting it is the big thing.No, I'm in serious trouble. When a fast food restaruant offers a deal, i have to eat all of it. This has haunted me for years. Like the one time Subway was offering a fabulous deal on 6 foot party subs. I was arrested for laying on the ground like a fat human/anaconda hybrid and trying to gulp it down with chewing. The church group witnessing this was not amused and called the police.
Or another time when Pizza Hut offered this awesom deal for 10 large pizzas. At first I was like, "Man, can I eat 10 large pizza's, or should I share with friends and famil?" But then I realized that this is America, and sharing is what the socialists want, and that's not american, so I saluted the flag, started folding pizzas in half like a gigantic italian taco and went to town. I was half way through with the whole order and I was so stuffed I was ready to die. But I new since I bought the whole thing I had to eat it myself right then. So in a desperate attempt for more calories, I stripped naked and started rubbing pizzas all over my hairy body until I was glistening with Pizza Hut grease. The toppings came off and it looked like I had 16 pepperoni nipples. The manager freaked out and beat me with a pizza pan until i was unconscious.
Do I think that these dang fast food places and their awesome deals is a pretty big frickin problem.
If your joking.. it's not funny, because I can see someone actually having this problem and it's no laughing matter, it sounds very serious.
0
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 392.1K Introduce Yourself
- 43.6K Getting Started
- 259.9K Health and Weight Loss
- 175.7K Food and Nutrition
- 47.4K Recipes
- 232.3K Fitness and Exercise
- 403 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.4K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.5K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 152.8K Motivation and Support
- 7.9K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.3K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 3.4K MyFitnessPal Information
- 23 News and Announcements
- 999 Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.4K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions