*NEW RULES* .....for the gym

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  • mleoni092708
    mleoni092708 Posts: 629 Member
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    A couple weeks ago I watched a lady walk on the treadmill while drinking a mountin dew she bought from the machine at the gym. WTH really burn and take in at once? A waste of time!
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    *smacks palm to forehead*

    Too funny :laugh:
  • kimoRUN
    kimoRUN Posts: 325 Member
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    A couple weeks ago I watched a lady walk on the treadmill while drinking a mountin dew she bought from the machine at the gym. WTH really burn and take in at once? A waste of time!

    *smacks palm to forehead*

    Too funny :laugh:
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    Ya, I don't get the whole coffee or soda thing while at the gym. Or that the gym would even sell that stuff to begin with. Go figure.
  • kimoRUN
    kimoRUN Posts: 325 Member
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    Save the makeup! If you are REALLY working out it will sweat off right and be all runny? Why do you need makeup on to sweat? Do you have a romantic date with the treadmill?

    Exactly why I don't wear any! haha
  • runs4zen
    runs4zen Posts: 769 Member
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    A couple weeks ago I watched a lady walk on the treadmill while drinking a mountin dew she bought from the machine at the gym. WTH really burn and take in at once? A waste of time!

    *smacks palm to forehead*

    Too funny :laugh:

    Ya, I don't get the whole coffee or soda thing while at the gym. Or that the gym would even sell that stuff to begin with. Go figure.

    That's job security, friend! Just like when the dentist gives out lollipops! :drinker:
  • Rachaelluvszipped
    Rachaelluvszipped Posts: 768 Member
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    **Personal space...** If there is tons of open space for you to plant yourself...do not plant yourself within breathing distance of me..I don't wanna smell your perfume/cologne you drank prior to coming into class

    And if you do plant yourself next to me, that close..better get your butt moving..otherwise when class starts, I may just runneth ya over, just sayin' :laugh:
  • CCSunlight
    CCSunlight Posts: 249 Member
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    i always hate it when someone gets on a machine next to me and reeks of cigarettes. I know it's an addiction and there choice and blah blah blah but it makes me feel sick and i always end up cutting my workout short to get away from them.
  • Wendy1966
    Wendy1966 Posts: 1
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    loving the "New Rues" 10 in my book!!
  • kphillips83
    kphillips83 Posts: 56 Member
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    my gym pet peeve is when the girl on the treadmill next to me is talking on her phone VERY loudly.. really I don't want to hear about your fight with your boyfriend or whatever.. I'm trying to clear my head and get a good work out..
  • Purpleflipflops
    Purpleflipflops Posts: 563 Member
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    You Should not be allowed to comment on what people are doing. Granted, if you are experienced and wish to help someone who is new get the hang of things, great, but if you're on the treadmill next to me and make the comment "Only on incline 4?" or "Oh, you'll get better eventually", you have given me the permission to smack yo' face.
  • kimoRUN
    kimoRUN Posts: 325 Member
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    You Should not be allowed to comment on what people are doing. Granted, if you are experienced and wish to help someone who is new get the hang of things, great, but if you're on the treadmill next to me and make the comment "Only on incline 4?" or "Oh, you'll get better eventually", you have given me the permission to smack yo' face.

    I totally agree with this! As you can tell, people watching at the gym is quite entertaining for me as I'm working out. Especially for the 30-60 minutes i'm doing cardio...There are so many characters I see during this time frame. But what I think is comedy is the guys that edge closer and closer to women working out only to look for that window of opportunity to talk to them about their workout as a way to breaking the ice. And think it's funny that I never see them help other guys with their workouts. haha
  • joceyofdoom
    joceyofdoom Posts: 21 Member
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    NO GUM! Seriously, you're either not working hard enough or are going to choke to death on it. Plus, your nasty, wet cow-chewing-cud noises while you're smacking around with your mouth open are disgusting.

    This one I disagree with. I chew gum at the gym all the time. It keeps my mouth from getting dry while I am on the treadmill or elliptical. I do not chew it loudly or blow bubbles or anything, but it really does help and I do try to control it so I don't accidentally inhale it and choke on it. ( I was afraid of that happening at first.)

    I like the other rules-

    I can't stand it when someone comes up next to you and smells of smoke and/or perfume. It really is bothersome when you are huffing and puffing during a peak in your intervals.


    Laugh on

    Me too! My gymmates have to either choose between me slobbering and hacking up a lung after a few miles and no water, or me chewing my gum quietly and breathing ok. :D


    Ha, I knew after I typed it I should've edited a little. Not everyone who chews gum smacks and is gross! I should've said for the people who chew gum loudly and grossly, leave the gum at home.
  • bett_boop
    bett_boop Posts: 89 Member
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    If you only need to pee, use the urinal.

    If all the urinals are in use, wait 7 seconds.

    If you can't wait, lift the f----g seat!

    If you're such a germophobe that you can't lift the seat, lean to aim.

    If you can't learn to aim, then you should just hold it and wait until a urinal is free.

    Yes, touching the "germy" seat is gross, but having to clean your piss off the seat before I do my business is far grosser.

    Oh, and flush - I don't care if it's just pee, I don't want your pee splashing on my a-s.

    This applies everywhere, not just the gym.


    this is so great.
  • FlyEaglesGuy
    FlyEaglesGuy Posts: 436 Member
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    Ladies stop wearing full on makeup like you are going to party only to walk on the treadmill while holding the handles for 5 minutes. Then walking laps around the gym looking for attention! No Bueo!
  • KXanthos
    KXanthos Posts: 189 Member
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    Hilarious!
  • KXanthos
    KXanthos Posts: 189 Member
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    You Should not be allowed to comment on what people are doing. Granted, if you are experienced and wish to help someone who is new get the hang of things, great, but if you're on the treadmill next to me and make the comment "Only on incline 4?" or "Oh, you'll get better eventually", you have given me the permission to smack yo' face.

    I totally agree with this! As you can tell, people watching at the gym is quite entertaining for me as I'm working out. Especially for the 30-60 minutes i'm doing cardio...There are so many characters I see during this time frame. But what I think is comedy is the guys that edge closer and closer to women working out only to look for that window of opportunity to talk to them about their workout as a way to breaking the ice. And think it's funny that I never see them help other guys with their workouts. haha

    You, KimoRun, have permission to talk to me anytime at the gym. ;-)
  • OvOv
    OvOv Posts: 50
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    I figured I'd move this here for my eyeballs:

    Here are a few New Rules I've personally come up with from my experiences and observations at the gym. Please note that if any of these rules speak to you personally, now is the time to adhere to these rules. It will make the world a better place.


    1. If you’re a man, DO NOT wear tank tops with a plunging neck line down to your belly button that barely covers your nipples, tucked into the elastic band of your muscle pants… and capped off with a nifty fanny pack. Hey buddy, 1986 called…they want their outfit back. Just saying…

    2. DO NOT bring a 5 gallon Sparklets bottle to the gym. I mean, I don’t get it. Water is essential but there is no need to walk around with such a huge bottle of water so you can do a curl motion when you drink it to flex your biceps. If your best workout is when you drink… you have to rethink your routine. Just saying…..

    3. Do Not… I mean DO NOT bring a mask and snorkel to the gym to be used in a lap pool. I have a feeling that if you’re one that does, you probably have to register for more things than just your car. Just saying…..

    4. DO NOT use the public steam room as an opportunity for shaving. Hearing a scraping noise and tapping sound against the wall is freaky. But when the foggy steam disappears only to see that those sounds are you shaving and tapping out your lil hairs from your razor onto the wall is just disgusting. Just saying….

    5. If you’re one to bark after every rep of every set while lifting weights please remember to never leave home without your bark collar. “Sit Ooboo sit…good dog *ruff*”. Just saying…

    6. If when you are doing bicep curls and your lower back is getting most of the workout from your constant swaying back and forth….. Put the “ego” weights down buddy and try using something not so heavy. Seriously…no one is paying attention to how much you’re lifting. Just saying….

    7. Although the gym has an abundance of awesome flat screen TV’s everywhere you go….Its a gym…not the movies. So the seats on the machines are NOT to be used as a place to sit and watch. Put the popcorn down, get your set in and move on. Some of us here are actually trying to sweat. Just saying…

    Any new rules you think should be added from your personal experiences or observations?

    #6 is so true, and not only for curls, but for a whole range of exercises!
  • sshook990
    sshook990 Posts: 284
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    *facepalm* shoulda had a V8
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
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    "Just saying" is fuccing annoying and should never be uttered, anywhere, ever, by anyone, including in the gym. Does that count?
  • IronPlayground
    IronPlayground Posts: 1,594 Member
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    The squat rack is called such because it's a place where squats are done. It's not the "curl rack" or the "leg raises rack" or the "sit on it and run your mouth rack". Do some squats or GTFO!
  • kimoRUN
    kimoRUN Posts: 325 Member
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    "Just saying" is fuccing annoying and should never be uttered, anywhere, ever, by anyone, including in the gym. Does that count?

    NOPE

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