Super Powers

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  • futuresize8
    futuresize8 Posts: 476 Member
    Ooo! My super power would be the ability to make someone's cell phone disappear if they're texting while driving and almost kill someone! SERIOUSLY! Wouldn't that be cool? The next time some loser drifts into your lane on the highway and you look over to give them the stink eye and they're totally unaware that they even did it because they're texting while going 70 mph? ::POOF!!:: "HA! Your phone is gone! Now drive for real, dumbass!!" (Can you tell I have some pent up frustration about this??)
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    futuresize8 wrote: »
    Ooo! My super power would be the ability to make someone's cell phone disappear if they're texting while driving and almost kill someone! SERIOUSLY! Wouldn't that be cool? The next time some loser drifts into your lane on the highway and you look over to give them the stink eye and they're totally unaware that they even did it because they're texting while going 70 mph? ::POOF!!:: "HA! Your phone is gone! Now drive for real, dumbass!!" (Can you tell I have some pent up frustration about this??)

    Oooh! Good one! I used to wish I had the ability to blow out the tyres of people disobeying the rules of the road. Then I realised that it would just cause huge pile ups and all kinds of accidents.
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    The ability to master anything I attempt on the first try.
    Infinite wisdom
    Biological manipulation
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    more_skal wrote: »
    Some of these superpowers are really silly so if I had to choose a silly superpower it would be to be able to make anyone’s butt itchy whenenever I wanted ha ha

    There's an STD for that.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The ability to eat 47 cobs of corn in 1 minute.
  • JaydedMiss
    JaydedMiss Posts: 4,286 Member
    The power of new.

    Still hungry? nope my foods still new
    old abandoned house? buy it cheap make it new and either sell or house a homeless person/family
    old car, buy, new, $$$
    Drip donut jelly on your shirt? new.
    Dont want to do laundry? nooooo worries. new.
    Im sure theres alot more uses for the power of new, Im just waking up xD
    hahaha
  • JillianRumrill
    JillianRumrill Posts: 335 Member
    refill things...like my bank account, the pizza box, my drink....
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    The ability to produce lasers when I shoot my finger guns.

    Mission accomplished. You were spot on @cee134

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    2 things I know, M birds (which I forgot!) and lasers.

    @caco_ethes
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    The ability to produce lasers when I shoot my finger guns.

    Mission accomplished. You were spot on @cee134

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    This is my favorite day.
  • Gaygirl2120
    Gaygirl2120 Posts: 541 Member
    Time travel
  • glammooreghoul
    glammooreghoul Posts: 75 Member
    I would just want to be a healer. Bust cancers balls.
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  • RastaLousGirl
    RastaLousGirl Posts: 2,119 Member
    To Fly
  • allenmfp21
    allenmfp21 Posts: 244 Member
    Teleportation
  • KyleGrace8
    KyleGrace8 Posts: 2,205 Member
    Shape-shifting
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  • MichelleWithMoxie
    MichelleWithMoxie Posts: 1,817 Member
    It’s a tough call between invisibility and flying.
  • MichelleWithMoxie
    MichelleWithMoxie Posts: 1,817 Member
    KyleGrace8 wrote: »
    Shape-shifting

    Ooh that’s a great one!!
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  • Keto_N_Iron
    Keto_N_Iron Posts: 5,385 Member
    Not sure this really counts... but I'd like to be able to read minds... that way I know what people are really thinking...
  • Keto_N_Iron
    Keto_N_Iron Posts: 5,385 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    I always thought it would be hilarious to have the power to SEE when people fart. Like in your eyes, a green mist would appear behind them when they cut the cheese.

    Not the MOST useful super power, but it would be funny as hell.

    just wow :D:D:D
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  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    I always thought it would be hilarious to have the power to SEE when people fart. Like in your eyes, a green mist would appear behind them when they cut the cheese.

    Not the MOST useful super power, but it would be funny as hell.
    That's a beer worthy post, sir.

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  • Robyn973
    Robyn973 Posts: 37 Member
    Flying. So many places I'd go.
  • noel2fit
    noel2fit Posts: 235 Member
    Eat anything I want, only extract health from it. Never have negatives of weight gain/ cancer/ diabetes. This would also make me capable of surviving in any strange circumstance; I could eat leaves or grass if I couldn't find food and I'd be in perfect health.
  • bhadbahabi
    bhadbahabi Posts: 575 Member
    I want to be able to have my boobs actually look back. No more sneak peeks because I am always watching.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    I want to know when people are lying or trying to trick me
  • Keto_N_Iron
    Keto_N_Iron Posts: 5,385 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    I want to know when people are lying or trying to trick me

    Yes!
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    I want to know when people are lying or trying to trick me

    Everyone, all the time, then you can only be pleasantly suprised

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