Super Powers

Reckoner69_lmao

I'd be able to find any book in the library without having to check the catalog and my name would be "Library Man"

Reckoner69_lmao

I'd be able to fly, but I'd never do it cause I'm afraid of heights

Reckoner69_lmao

I'd summon possums but I couldn't control them, beyond just making them show up in my general area

Reckoner69_lmao

Easy, I'd be able to start any day over again

Reckoner69_lmao

I'd be able to bend plastic with my mind

Reckoner69_lmao

I'd be able to teleport to my car

Reckoner69_lmao

I could insert myself into people's nightmares

Reckoner69_lmao

I'd never get fatigued from posting on forums

Reckoner69_lmao

I'd learn when to quit

I'd use it right now

Reckoner69_lmao

I'd be able to keep people from reading my mind

Reckoner69_lmao

I'd definitely be able to shoot lasers from my eyes but the lasers would just make people thirsty if they got shot by them

This way I could help everyone stay hydrated

Reckoner69_lmao

I'd be able to park a limousine in a motorcycle spot without going over the lines

Reckoner69_lmao

I'd be indestructible

Reckoner69_lmao

I'd be able to walk on saltwater

Reckoner69_lmao

My super power is learning how to use the forum search for terrible and annoying jokes

Reckoner69_lmao

I could breathe glass

Reckoner69_lmao

Any hat in the world would be mine as soon as I needed it

Reckoner69_lmao

I'd be able to turn myself into a fortune cookie

Reckoner69_lmao

My name would be "Finally done man" and my power would be to never do something like this again

Diatonic12

Stealth bomber. Not the pilot but the plane. I'd just fly myself via autopilot. I always say that anyway. I'm a stealth bomber for you, baby.

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CacoEther

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s131951

Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »

I'd be able to find any book in the library without having to check the catalog and my name would be "Library Man"

Or Dewey.

s131951

Diatonic12 wrote: »

Stealth bomber. Not the pilot but the plane. I'd just fly myself via autopilot. I always say that anyway. I'm a stealth bomber for you, baby.

This. Just to hear you tell me 'I'm a stealth bomber for you, baby.'