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  • Reckoner69_lmao
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    I'd definitely be able to shoot lasers from my eyes but the lasers would just make people thirsty if they got shot by them

    This way I could help everyone stay hydrated
  • Reckoner69_lmao
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    I'd be able to park a limousine in a motorcycle spot without going over the lines
  • Reckoner69_lmao
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    I'd be indestructible
  • Reckoner69_lmao
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    I'd be able to walk on saltwater
  • Reckoner69_lmao
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    My super power is learning how to use the forum search for terrible and annoying jokes
  • Reckoner69_lmao
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    I could breathe glass
  • Reckoner69_lmao
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    Any hat in the world would be mine as soon as I needed it
  • Reckoner69_lmao
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    I'd be able to turn myself into a fortune cookie
  • Reckoner69_lmao
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    My name would be "Finally done man" and my power would be to never do something like this again
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
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    Stealth bomber. Not the pilot but the plane. I'd just fly myself via autopilot. I always say that anyway. I'm a stealth bomber for you, baby. B)

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  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
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    😂
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
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    Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »
    I'd be able to find any book in the library without having to check the catalog and my name would be "Library Man"

    Or Dewey.
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
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    Diatonic12 wrote: »
    Stealth bomber. Not the pilot but the plane. I'd just fly myself via autopilot. I always say that anyway. I'm a stealth bomber for you, baby. B)

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    This. Just to hear you tell me 'I'm a stealth bomber for you, baby.'

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