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Your favourite phrase is ...........

Secret_Agent_007
Posts: 1,082
Let's have some funny ones. Save the sappy ones for your family and the holidays.
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"Oh my cow" My son combined holy cow and oh my bad. It makes me laugh cause my mind changes it to Oh my bad cow. Then I think what did the poor cow ever do?....0
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To much, do less!0
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Holy *kitten* ballz!!!0
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Eff it!0
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"Wrong Hole"
I'm obviously talking about billiards0 -
Righteous bovine!
What the deuce?! (my students especially seems to love that one)0 -
"For *kitten*'s sake" I use it way too much and it can be used in almost any context. Like, "For *kitten*'s sake, it raining AGAIN?" or "For ****'s sake.... I'm tired".0
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"it's not that I don't care, however that is a big part of it."0
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It is what it is....I only use that cause it really annoys my husband0
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"**** for brains" it takes so long to say to get your point across, but it's usually very appropriate.0
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"If it was up you *kitten* eating a ham sandwich you'd know where it was"!0
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okay...just read that you want funny ones - It's hotter than a half-f*cked fox in a forest fire0
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amazeballs0
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You only have to be faster than the person being chased by the zombies.0
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I'll dip my balls in it
asshat
cocknuckle
bite my beanbag0 -
@GorillaNJ Should I be slightly offended? LOL
That's what she said.0 -
o man
i know lamo0 -
Don't let the door hitcha in the *kitten* on the way out........0
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The drunker you are the better looking I get0
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jog on.... in regards to go away/ do one/ pi** off
instead of a boring yes-....'does a bear s**t in the woods.
a funny one that makes no sense at all is that my 5 year old made up 'you dirty scateboard ramp' uses this instead of calling people a tramp!!0 -
I cant type it here. :laugh:0
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Mean what you say and Say what you mean!
Gotta do what you gotta do, to get what you wanna get!0 -
All Is Possible!0
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double post - sorry...0
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I don't give a flying *kitten* over a rolling donut!0
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Cheese and crackers!! Sweet baby Jesus...0
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Suck it up cupcake!0
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"fake it till you make it"
"kick rocks"0 -
simmer doon0
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