Your favourite phrase is ...........

BobbyClerici

funnier than nuns doing push-ups in a cucumber patch.....

Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused

"Does this rag smell like chloraform to you?"

I use this all the time, and it works!

TMcBooty

holy crap

Coltsman4ever

So many battered women and I'm still eating mine plain!

SassyCalyGirl

"bite me" is my second most used phrase.

TMcBooty

I farted on his willy.

:laugh:

AudgePaudge

Here's my husband's~ It's colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra! You're jumpier than a *kitten* in church! AND CHALUPA!

TMcBooty

So many battered women and I'm still eating mine plain!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

p0pr0cksnc0ke

Poorer than a $2 hooker on nickel night.

infamousmk

"fake it till you make it"


"kick rocks"

Two of my favorite!


"So is your face"
"milk was a bad choice"
"I hate you kenny."

janiner79

"That's not cellulite... It's hail damage."

czechsmate

So many battered women and I'm still eating mine plain!

bahahahaha:bigsmile: :laugh: :laugh:

CaptainGordo

You're jumpier than a *kitten* in church!

I always used it as "Sweating like a *kitten* in church".

odusgolp

You people are FANTASTIC!

czechsmate

"That's not cellulite... It's hail damage."

I am so using this one! :laugh:

stylistchik

not gonna lie...

Pocket_Pixi

"holy banana peels!"


a friend of mines step son said this when he was like 6 or 7 and since then I have used it lol

ktbug82

Horses *kitten*!

CaptainGordo

Good gravy!

AudgePaudge

You're jumpier than a *kitten* in church!

I always used it as "Sweating like a *kitten* in church".

I've heard it that way too. I guess it could go both ways?