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  • leahbea22
    leahbea22 Posts: 37 Member
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    When I have a cheat day and eat some forbidden food I call it a "dirty little *kitten*"

    "shut the front door"
    "for F*** sake"
    "what the flip flop"
    "tw@t face"
  • Myslissa
    Myslissa Posts: 760 Member
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    Holy Ballpoint Banana Batman!
  • Bigaug
    Bigaug Posts: 395 Member
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    God bless America - in situations I can't swear - like work.
    My eye!
    Busier than sin on Saturday night.
    We'll **** fire and save matches.


    Cockknuckle - now that's funny!
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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    You're jumpier than a *kitten* in church!
    I always used it as "Sweating like a *kitten* in church".
    I've heard it that way too. I guess it could go both ways?
    Of course! :drinker:
  • dandur
    dandur Posts: 267 Member
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    " God, what a douche canoe! "
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
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    So many battered women and I'm still eating mine plain!

    :laugh: :laugh:
  • outtanms
    outtanms Posts: 237 Member
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    Does a bear *kitten* in the woods? Not if he's a polar bear....

    My daddy used to say that to me all the time when I would ask him a stupid question.
  • LaurieEReid
    LaurieEReid Posts: 273
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    "it's not that I don't care, however that is a big part of it."

    Oh that is going into rotation!

    "On the advice of legal counsel, my response is 'Bite me.'"
  • stephiejones
    stephiejones Posts: 54
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    They say you are what you eat, I don't think i ate a sexy ***** today!

    And i still look good.
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,289 Member
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    :laugh: Nuttier than squirrel S#$%
    Epic
    same difference
  • holzjw1482
    holzjw1482 Posts: 120 Member
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    Your mom!
  • outtanms
    outtanms Posts: 237 Member
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    Dryer than a popcorn fart.

    and....

    Uglier than homemade sin.
  • cabaray
    cabaray Posts: 971 Member
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    You're jumpier than a *kitten* in church!
    I always used it as "Sweating like a *kitten* in church".

    I've heard it that way too. I guess it could go both ways?
    We are talking about a *kitten*, so probably!
  • Bigaug
    Bigaug Posts: 395 Member
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    If I had a head like yours it would hurt too. Situation specific.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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    You're jumpier than a *kitten* in church!
    I always used it as "Sweating like a *kitten* in church".
    I've heard it that way too. I guess it could go both ways?
    We are talking about a *kitten*, so probably!
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  • jacalou
    jacalou Posts: 61 Member
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    I really don't give a rat's *kitten*!
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
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    Tu mama guey!

    I say this even if you don't understand spanish. :bigsmile:
  • cabaray
    cabaray Posts: 971 Member
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    Whenever someone flips me off, I ask them if they have another one, They almost always flip me off with the other hand. Then I tell them to stick em up their *kitten* and walk on their elbows.
    My 10 year old girl was wrestling with her 12 year old sister the other day and got kicked in the crotch. She looks up at me and says "she kicked me where the good Lord split me". That kid is a trip.
  • RonneyKay
    RonneyKay Posts: 464 Member
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    My favorite...

    "don't make your problem my problem"

    teeehee:) i was gonna put a sappy one in, but then saw that it wasn't sappy thread...

    oh! i also like this, out of the words from Tori Amos... "So you can make me cum, that doesn't make you Jesus"
  • Elen_Sia
    Elen_Sia Posts: 638 Member
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    "I don't give a hairy rat's *kitten*." <- when in polite company.

    "I don't give a flying f***." <- when with everyone else.

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