Your favourite phrase is ...........

AZTrailRunner

Bend over and I'll show ya!

sunnybrunette126

that's what she said.

son of a biscuit eating bulldog.

s--t

*oh and i'm off like a prom dress!

Secret_Agent_007

"If it was up you *kitten* eating a ham sandwich you'd know where it was"!

LMFAO! LOve it.

Secret_Agent_007

okay...just read that you want funny ones - It's hotter than a half-f*cked fox in a forest fire

I like, I like.

mzkynd

Tough titties said the kitty but the milks still good.

and apparently according to hubby I say "seriously" waaaay too much!

odusgolp

I farted on his willy.

odusgolp

I've really gotta let that one go *LOL*

OLFATUG

"Didn't do it, can't prove it. You have no pictures or DNA evidence."

GorillaNJ

Useless as tits on a nun

Myslissa

All in balls out.

hornier than a 3 *(cked billy goat in a nanny patch

BobbyClerici

funnier than nuns doing push-ups in a cucumber patch.....

Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused

"Does this rag smell like chloraform to you?"

I use this all the time, and it works!

TMcBooty

holy crap

Coltsman4ever

So many battered women and I'm still eating mine plain!

SassyCalyGirl

"bite me" is my second most used phrase.

TMcBooty

I farted on his willy.

:laugh:

AudgePaudge

Here's my husband's~ It's colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra! You're jumpier than a *kitten* in church! AND CHALUPA!

TMcBooty

So many battered women and I'm still eating mine plain!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

p0pr0cksnc0ke

Poorer than a $2 hooker on nickel night.

infamousmk

"fake it till you make it"


"kick rocks"

Two of my favorite!


"So is your face"
"milk was a bad choice"
"I hate you kenny."

janiner79

"That's not cellulite... It's hail damage."

czechsmate

So many battered women and I'm still eating mine plain!

bahahahaha:bigsmile: :laugh: :laugh:

CaptainGordo

You're jumpier than a *kitten* in church!

I always used it as "Sweating like a *kitten* in church".

odusgolp

You people are FANTASTIC!

czechsmate

"That's not cellulite... It's hail damage."

I am so using this one! :laugh:

stylistchik

not gonna lie...

Pocket_Pixi

"holy banana peels!"


a friend of mines step son said this when he was like 6 or 7 and since then I have used it lol

ktbug82

Horses *kitten*!

CaptainGordo

Good gravy!

AudgePaudge

You're jumpier than a *kitten* in church!

I always used it as "Sweating like a *kitten* in church".

I've heard it that way too. I guess it could go both ways?