Write to the person that annoyed you today!
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Dear person that beeped your horn at me .000001 seconds after the light turned green,
Get the ENTIRE fukc out of here. The next time you want to be such a douchenozzle, I will turn off my car, get out and lay on the hood birdwatching for an hour.0 -
Dear overnight shift staff:
(talking real fast) Yes, my new house is fine. Yes, my husband is fine. Yes, my daughter is fine. Yes, I had a good weekend. Yes, my puppy is good. No, I dont know what the weathers supposed to do. (The same convo EVERY SINGLE MORNING) Seriously shut up!!!!!0 -
Dear Father o' mines:
PLEASE stop reminding me that there is a pack of squash in the fridge that has yet to be cooked. I KNOW that you loved the squash casserole that I make, but in all honestly, I don't care to prepare it because it takes time that I just don't care to have. I never asked you to purchase the squash or said that I would prepare this for you... I just so happened to look in the fridge one evening and there it was, followed by you giving me this stupid smile and passively hinting towards its existence.
Also, how DARE you tell me, 'You spend all of your time in the gym that you can't even make it during your free time!'... It's statements like that that make me sort of happy that your dear old yellow veggies are slowly rotting away. Next time don't assume that I will make this dish for you and also, don't get super defensive the next time that I request you giving me a forewarning and go into this long winded rant about how I 'dog you out'. I'd tell you again to make your own damn dish, but then again you're the same man who gripes about having to throw fruit into a blender and push a button---Lazy!
Sincerely,
Ms. Gonna get around to it when I FEEL like it!0 -
(Not sure if the rest of the world has car guards which get given a tip for watching your car in a FULL parking lot of people(as if something will happen - and no I don't stay in a ghetto area) while you run in to get a loaf of bread which usually takes me 2 minutes, but South Africa does. Anyway here it goes)
Dear Car Guard,
Yes, I know your salary is not as great as you would like it to be (mostly because you didn't finish school and this is your last resort) , and yes I also know that some poeple do give you a tip for looking after their car or helping them unload shopping into the car... However, if I had to give R5 every time I run to the shops, which is often, because I'm not a fan of bulk buying, I would be flat broke!! So when I'm reversing and about to leave and I give you a friendly wave (because I'm a friendly person lol) and you give me the eye of the tiger because I didn't give you money, kindly go jump off a bridge!! No I'm not a snob, but also, no offense but I didn't ASK you to look after my car!
To add to that, at the next street light, a guy handing out pamphlets (about old age homes - and me being 20 and not needing one any time soon) asks me to roll my window down after I say no thank you to the pamphlet he's offering> The convo went like this:
Guy: Hello, please can I have some money to buy some milk and bread?
Me: I'm really sorry but I have no cash on me (which is no lie)
Guy: It's what they all say. Can I have a smoke then?
Me: I don't smoke (which is also no lie)
Guy: do you think you can stop at the Engen and buy a loose smoke for me?
Me: *start closing window*
Guy: Nice person you are
So, dear Pamphlet guy,
You are here getting paid to hand out pamphlets. Please do THAT and don't be rude when I can't give you a smoke.
Regards
Resident of South Africa
Ok I'm done now
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Dear taxi drivers of Taipei,
The green light is for ME and other pedestrians!! Not for you to sneak around the corner on to the road! I'm sick of having to dodge them when crossing the road on a green light! :explode:
Yours faithfully
Alexis0 -
Dear *kitten* with the Maserati two doors down. If you don't shut your effing dog up I'm going to key you car!0
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Dear Bambam
I know 4am is a really exciting hour for you, but it does not mean that I want you to sit on my face and make your mad monkey noises
You're banished from my bedroom from tonight...
(Bambam's my cat lol)0 -
Dear follow train passanger
I have noticed you over the last few months getting on the same train as me to work. I have to say you do look a slight bit odd with the long-sih facial hair and the half dreadlocks. I have often wondered what it is you do, I am guessing its something to do with climbing as the clothes you wear, always the same blue trousers and the same black top
I like the way you get on the train, you seem polite, no feet on seats, stay quiet, don;t turn your ipod way up, all things that I do myself to make everyones journey a little easier
But seriously dude, have a f**king shower, you smell like you havenlt washed in about 3 months, and wearing the same sweat stained clothes everyday is disgusting
I know you can afford to wash the clothes as you are sporting a new g shock watch today(i like it0
PLease wash mate, you reck0 -
Dear Sir Alex Ferguson,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
Signed,
A Football Fan.0 -
Dear Guy I Interviewed for a job today,
For starters, congratulations, you got the job, but please please please lose the cologne. For hours after you left, every time I walked in my office, I smelled you. Problem is, it didnt smell good. The combination of nervous sweat (totally understand) and bad cologne (not so much) made me want to hurl. You were energetic, smart, and willl be a great employee, those are the thoughts that should linger after you leave, not your scent.
sincerely,
Me0 -
Dear that kid from yesterday,
I'm sorry I nearly hit you opening the door but you were standing too close. And that still didn't give you the right to turn around, go "watch it fatty!" then run off.
Love me.
Dear whoever left the puddle of water at the gym,
I nearly broke my neck!
Love me.0 -
I LOVE THIS THREAD!! Thanks for reliving it!!!
Dear "thug" guy at work,
It really irratates me how you think when you talk on the phone and reference me in your conversation, you dont think Im smart enough to get the hint. Im not "hood" and Im not "street" but I am SMART. So just because I dont stoop to your level or let you know how much you get on my ever last living nerve, I still cant stand you...
Please get a clue and leave your "hoodness" on the street!!
With sincerest concern,
Me0 -
Dear husband,
Avoiding me and the kids for your stupid game is going to cause me to get pissed off, and you know what that's like. Last week before you got that game, you were all over me and showed me all kind of attention so much that I felt like a teenager again, I feel like you are cheating on me with Starwars. Me and Starwars are about to fight, just saying!
Love,
Me!
Roll opposite faction.
Gank.
Corpse Camp.
He'll log off. Problem solved.0 -
Dear Actors,
Stop stop stop. If you haven't got it right by now, you never will.
By the way, your singing sounds flat. You are not the most important people in the building so stop prancing around like you own the world. I am not impressed.
Give it a rest and give me a break.
Thanks0 -
You know who you are,
You're a cheating *kitten*.
Love me.0 -
Dear every hot girl eating chips/chocolate/cake at uni.
Go die.
Love Amy0 -
Dear anyone who says Weight Loss Journey/My journey so far
Its not a journey, was it a weight gain journey? No0 -
Dear Sir Alex Ferguson,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
Signed,
A Football Fan.
*LIKE*0 -
dear stupid boyfriend,
why do you have to be so stupid to not uderstand why I'm doing all of this? why I care about my looks? and why I say I do this because I want to feel good, not because I want other people to think that! I do not care about other people, I want to be proud of myself when I look myself in the mirror, when I go to the beach, when I tryout new clothes...and yes, it is the influence of globalisation, it's more important to look good than be healthy, well - I'm trying to keep up with both of those things! that's why I eat crappy oat and rye flakes every morning even though I want to puke how horrible that is....and if you cannot uderstand all of this- THEN **** OFF0 -
Dear next door neighbours Cat,
If i catch you crapping all over my garden again im turning you into a f*****g pair of gloves!
Thanks.
HK0 -
Awesome! You pretty much wrote mine for me! LOL.Dear co-worker,
Just because you hate your job and life in general, does not mean you need to spend hours a day whining at my desk. You're bumming me out and ruining my post holiday vacation buzz. I happen to like my job and my life so get lost and let me live in my utopia!0 -
HOW FN RUDE! Punk . I think you should have hit him a little harder!Dear that kid from yesterday,
I'm sorry I nearly hit you opening the door but you were standing too close. And that still didn't give you the right to turn around, go "watch it fatty!" then run off.
Love me.
Dear whoever left the puddle of water at the gym,
I nearly broke my neck!
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Dear Grandfather,
If you must make my moms life hell by complaining that you don't feel good and we all just want you to die, then maybe its time that you did and left us all alone. You are a miserable human being who can't say anything nice about anyone, yet you claim to be a good "christian". Yeah right. Mom has done nothing but bend over backwards for you and try and take care of you as a loving daughter would. I have to say that you DO NOT DESERVE IT! Stop making everyone else miserable just because you can and you think you are entitled because you are a grumpy old man!
Signed,
Pissed off grandson0 -
Dear Colleague
Please remember that youngsters who come to our workplace freely, to assist us and get work experience should be treated with the same respect you yourself think you merit. Support and guidance is what is needed not critism and a cold shoulder.
I will speak up if I see this happening again.0 -
Oh, trust me. If I hadn't just been standing there staring in surprise....HOW FN RUDE! Punk . I think you should have hit him a little harder!Dear that kid from yesterday,
I'm sorry I nearly hit you opening the door but you were standing too close. And that still didn't give you the right to turn around, go "watch it fatty!" then run off.
Love me.0 -
Dear Boyfriend's Stepfather,
Stop looking down on me just because your stepson and I live together. We're not trashy. This is what is best for us and we're grown adults. I don't need any comments about how we are "living in sin" and "going to hell" and "bad Catholics" when you didn't even go to church on Christmas. You don't know what goes on in our house; stop acting so high and mighty.
The fact that your daughter who is the same age as me just told you she's pregnant and not in a relationship is very ironic.
Love (well, love your wife not you),
Me0 -
Dear E.L James and Stephenie Meyer
Way to go teaching people to COMPLETELY change themselves for another person. Also (only for E.L. James) I was expecting a kinky book about hot weird sex, and I am reading the 2nd book, and it's basically morphed into a romance novel! *YAWN!*
Your faithfully
Dissatisfied reader.0 -
Dear Co-worker
Stop competing with me! Its not a competition, we are both in the same boat. I don't need the added pressure of your smugness if i fail an exam and your petulancy when I pass one. I don't need your passive agressive comments about how 'perfect' I am- I'm not perfect and you know it!0 -
Dear Lady Next Door,
Yes, I saw you purposely walk across the street to let your dog piss on my mailbox. Granted, when nature calls, your mutt chooses the spot; however I know you did this to annoy the hell out of me. Congrats!
Your Post-It note on my garage to cut my grass when I only just moved in, how you conveniently close your garage door everyday when I pull into my driveway - yes I notice these things. Wife of Satan, even though you're a dried up old bitty, I choose not to stoop to your level of ignorance. I will continue to greet you in the morning AAAAAAND in the afternoon when I arrive home from work with the biggest macaroni and cheesiest grin on my face. However, should you decide to continue to use my lawn as your own personal pooch piss pot we will have a misunderstanding. That is all.
With Warmest Regards,
Your New Neighbor Forever...bwaaahahahahahah!!!!!0 -
Dear Darla,
I hate your stinking guts...you make me vomit! You're the scum between my toes!
Love,
SV0
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