Write to the person that annoyed you today!

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  • xtinalovexo
    xtinalovexo Posts: 1,376 Member
    Dear Practically Everyone who Walks Into My Bank,

    I appreciate your business, more than you know. But if you're not on the person's account, don't ask for the person's account info! It's not yours! And when I tell you I can't give it to you, don't give me **** about it! And while you're at it, yes you do need to fill out a DEPOSIT SLIP to make a DEPOSIT. Fully. In its entirety. Yes, that means your full name. And address. And amount you're depositing. No, you can't abbreviate your city name- don't be lazy! And business owners, for Heaven's Sake, don't wait until Friday and deposit 80 frikin' bags into our night drop! We have **** to do in the morning, people, and especially after the weekend. Be considerate!!!

    Love,

    Your Friendly Neighborhood Teller

    :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

    well put! bravo!!!!!

    do you work at wells fargo?
  • Katbaran
    Katbaran Posts: 605 Member
    Dear Friend,

    I KNOW you have several diseases. I KNOW you hurt in many different places on many different days. I KNOW you have migraines, can't eat real food because it makes you sick. I KNOW the chemo a couple years ago took your sense of smell and taste, but for God's sake, FORCE SOME FOOD DOWN YOUR THROAT OR YOU WILL STARVE TO DEATH!!! You are NOT a kid and I will not play your mother.

    k, ttyl, Kat
  • jbosey
    jbosey Posts: 119 Member
    Dear Lazy Shopper,
    I really appreciate the way you ALWAYS unload the shopping cart and LEAVE IT RIGHT WHERE YOU UNLOADED IT! Because of your selfishness everyone else must get out and move it so that they can park there. This is especially fun if its raining! There is also the probability that it may roll down the hill and dent someones elses brand new car that they worked so very hard to purchase. But you do not care at all. If someones cart rolled into your junker you would never know it because of the way you treat not only other peoples belongings but yours as well. You are such a selfish person that you cannot walk the 100 feet to the shopping cart corral and leave your cart where it is supposed to be left. Just imagine if EVERYONE left their cart where they unloaded it, then YOU would not have a place to park your piece of crap auto. The whole world does NOT revolve around you! The walk would really do you some good and may help eleviate the mega calories from the super size bags of potato chips, the cases of full calorie cokes and the sacks of candy bars you purchased with the food stamps obtained from the taxpayers. The only thing that is more pathetic than yourself is the way you justify this action by claiming you are helping the store provide work for some kid. Guess what...he or she would have this job without your stupidity.
  • RonneyKay
    RonneyKay Posts: 464 Member
    Dear Annoying person...

    Quit annoying me! With your self-pity whiiny attitude. I tried to be your friend, however, your drama is too much for me to take. you thrive in chaos and I just can't do that.

    Sorry you think I hate you now because we can't hang out Saturday because my daughter is moving home, this was unforseen at the time I made plans, and I have my priorities straight unlike you who would rather go out on christmas and NYE than spend it with your family. But you enjoy the bar and all your friends. And I do find it funny how I got your daughters Christmas presents and they are STILL sitting here! You can't "afford" gas to come and get them, however you can afford to go out and drink and you can afford the gas to go to the bar.

    2012 I will be slowly phasing you out of my life. I want to cut you off completely but I seriously worry about about your mental health. We have grown apart and now its just time to part ways. There were good times in our friendship. But they are over now.

    Thank you.
  • RonneyKay
    RonneyKay Posts: 464 Member
    HOLY CRAP! i feel like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders;) Thanks for the thread!
  • RonneyKay
    RonneyKay Posts: 464 Member
    Dear Lazy Shopper,
    I really appreciate the way you ALWAYS unload the shopping cart and LEAVE IT RIGHT WHERE YOU UNLOADED IT! Because of your selfishness everyone else must get out and move it so that they can park there. This is especially fun if its raining! There is also the probability that it may roll down the hill and dent someones elses brand new car that they worked so very hard to purchase. But you do not care at all. If someones cart rolled into your junker you would never know it because of the way you treat not only other peoples belongings but yours as well. You are such a selfish person that you cannot walk the 100 feet to the shopping cart corral and leave your cart where it is supposed to be left. Just imagine if EVERYONE left their cart where they unloaded it, then YOU would not have a place to park your piece of crap auto. The whole world does NOT revolve around you! The walk would really do you some good and may help eleviate the mega calories from the super size bags of potato chips, the cases of full calorie cokes and the sacks of candy bars you purchased with the food stamps obtained from the taxpayers. The only thing that is more pathetic than yourself is the way you justify this action by claiming you are helping the store provide work for some kid. Guess what...he or she would have this job without your stupidity.

    OMG, I HATE this... and i HATE it when they leave their cart behind my car! that is even worse!
  • Dear Elderly Lady that Works Across the Hall:

    Stop undressing me with your eyes.

    Thanks.
    \\\

    My bad sorry. :blushing:
  • LFDBabs
    LFDBabs Posts: 297 Member
    Oh, this is going to be fun AND very much needed.....

    Dear Earon,

    Why do you tell me that we will make plans on a certain night and then never call? Why do you text me at 4:30 in the freakin' morning to tell me that you're sorry, you had to work and that you really wanted to see me that night? Why do you go on to tell me you're going to call the next day to make plans and...surprise, you don't?

    We have a great time together. But lately I'm feeling like A) you have an army of girls to choose from and I'm just not that important to you. B) You are confused and really don't know what you want. C) Really busy at work. This is afterall, your busy season and I totally get that D) All of the above.

    When you kiss me, you awaken me and thrill me. You frustrate and anger me, yet I still smile when I think of you. Damn men!

    Men always say they just want a woman who is honest and speaks directly.....well how's this Earon.....

    You'll never have a lady worth having if you constantly disrespect her!!

    Babs
  • TheFitHooker
    TheFitHooker Posts: 3,357 Member
    I have another. I'm tired today so a lot annoys me...

    Dear son,

    Stop asking for a facebook, you are only 8 year's old, it's not that great anymore anyway! Son, stop throwing a fit because I won't give you another snack, when you get a job and buy the groceries, you can eat whatever you want. 1 snack is all you need. Your whinny attitude is about to drive my crazy. I love you but stop it, and for the number one annoying thing you keep doing today that is driving me very crazy is, PLEASE STOP SINGING "Baby" by Justin B. I understand you said you want to be like him because he get's all the girls, but PLEASE???

    Thank you :)
    Love you,
    Mom
  • ninu13
    ninu13 Posts: 196 Member
    Dear hairdresser:
    WTF you did to my hair!!!!! :sad:
  • TheLongRunner
    TheLongRunner Posts: 688 Member
    BUMP I can tell I'm gonna love this thread.
  • Elzecat
    Elzecat Posts: 2,916 Member
    Dear Nick. I am an understanding person- more so than most girls you will meet. However, when you TEXT to tell me that you don't think we will work out because you are not in love with me after 4 or 5 dates, I have to say....I find you a bit....hmm...insane. Not to mention you going on about our relationship when we, again, have gone on 4 or 5 dates. Please clue me into when we started a relationship? I thought we were just getting to know one another...Apparently I missed something. Seriously, I feel like the pants are reversed when you look at gender stereotypes after that. Thanks for doing me a favor. Bye, bye!


    Seriously...who in the world expects to be in love that quick?

    OMG...I got a similar text from a guy a few years back...that we wouldn't "work out" after like, two dates. Seriously? What was there to "work out?" eek.
  • Elzecat
    Elzecat Posts: 2,916 Member
    Dear sexy acquaintance that totally chatted me up on New Year's Eve: if you go to all the trouble of exchanging numbers and telling me you'd like to take me out...at least have the courtesy to call within 2 days. No more of those "bro rules" LOL. That is all.
  • Elzecat
    Elzecat Posts: 2,916 Member
    Oh, this is going to be fun AND very much needed.....

    Dear Earon,

    Why do you tell me that we will make plans on a certain night and then never call? Why do you text me at 4:30 in the freakin' morning to tell me that you're sorry, you had to work and that you really wanted to see me that night? Why do you go on to tell me you're going to call the next day to make plans and...surprise, you don't?

    We have a great time together. But lately I'm feeling like A) you have an army of girls to choose from and I'm just not that important to you. B) You are confused and really don't know what you want. C) Really busy at work. This is afterall, your busy season and I totally get that D) All of the above.

    When you kiss me, you awaken me and thrill me. You frustrate and anger me, yet I still smile when I think of you. Damn men!

    Men always say they just want a woman who is honest and speaks directly.....well how's this Earon.....

    You'll never have a lady worth having if you constantly disrespect her!!

    Babs

    Love this! Babs, you rock!
  • Platnex
    Platnex Posts: 110 Member
    Dear girlfriend

    Please STOP buying Coca cola, choclate etc and just putting them in the fridge after we have chatted about it time and time again.

    And while we are at this, I don't care about you wanting a massage, a cup of coffee, for me to walk the dog and so many other things time and time seconds before you know I am going to work out, I have wrote down all the times I am going to be workout out for every week yet you seem to always forget seconds before or as I am getting ready. stop that, now.
  • Solomonre0
    Solomonre0 Posts: 143 Member
    Dear Marine Corp.

    I would like my husband back.

    k.thx.bye.
  • Dear old man driving on the highway,

    For some reason you had to drive your car in the fast lane... while going only 40 mph. If you can't see the road anymore, you shouldn't be driving. You almost caused a huge pile up and made me slam on my breaks giving me a heart attack.

    Signed,
    me
  • mispoohbie
    mispoohbie Posts: 31 Member
    Bump. I am sure I can add to this later.
  • abbie017
    abbie017 Posts: 410
    Dear Coworker:
    Get your head out of your butt and stop being so self-centered. I know I had New Years plans, but would it have killed you to offer me an invitation to the party you invited everyone in our snotty little pod to? And while you're at it, why don't you stop talking about your party in front of me, all day. It hurts my feelings, and you don't even recognize it.
    Love,
    The Guarded One
  • I have another. I'm tired today so a lot annoys me...

    Dear son,

    Stop asking for a facebook, you are only 8 year's old, it's not that great anymore anyway! Son, stop throwing a fit because I won't give you another snack, when you get a job and buy the groceries, you can eat whatever you want. 1 snack is all you need. Your whinny attitude is about to drive my crazy. I love you but stop it, and for the number one annoying thing you keep doing today that is driving me very crazy is, PLEASE STOP SINGING "Baby" by Justin B. I understand you said you want to be like him because he get's all the girls, but PLEASE???

    Thank you :)
    Love you,
    Mom

    I heart your son... "because he gets the girls" lol... I have never met an 8 year old boy that likes girls. What a little Romeo. :)
  • TheFitHooker
    TheFitHooker Posts: 3,357 Member
    I have another. I'm tired today so a lot annoys me...

    Dear son,

    Stop asking for a facebook, you are only 8 year's old, it's not that great anymore anyway! Son, stop throwing a fit because I won't give you another snack, when you get a job and buy the groceries, you can eat whatever you want. 1 snack is all you need. Your whinny attitude is about to drive my crazy. I love you but stop it, and for the number one annoying thing you keep doing today that is driving me very crazy is, PLEASE STOP SINGING "Baby" by Justin B. I understand you said you want to be like him because he get's all the girls, but PLEASE???

    Thank you :)
    Love you,
    Mom

    I heart your son... "because he gets the girls" lol... I have never met an 8 year old boy that likes girls. What a little Romeo. :)

    Reminds me to much of myself, I was always into boys from like day one haha. He only has like 3 or 4 boy's that are his friends, rest are girls.
  • Dear Boss, when you asked me to work in the meat room and I said no, twice to which you replied 'Will it kill you to do it for just one day'
    So when I see you next and tell you I really don't want to be in there why would you think I wouldn't get pissed at you for replying 'Well you should have told me that last week!'?

    As I see I've told you I'm not working in there and so I'm not turning up, it's not fair to expect that from a vegetarian.
  • Elzecat
    Elzecat Posts: 2,916 Member
    Boss' sister,

    Ripping down the Hannuka menora I made out of tinsel and construction paper while whining that "we don't celebrate JEWISH holidays" is seriously anti-Semitic!

    :frown:

    Serious DISLIKE.
  • julie781
    julie781 Posts: 221 Member
    Boss' sister,

    Ripping down the Hannuka menora I made out of tinsel and construction paper while whining that "we don't celebrate JEWISH holidays" is seriously anti-Semitic!

    :frown:

    Serious DISLIKE.

    I know! Right? thank you
  • pipinana
    pipinana Posts: 2,356 Member
    Bump, loving this!
  • val205
    val205 Posts: 50 Member
    Dear sister-in-law, mother-in-law and father-in-law,

    Have you ever considered that my reactions and actions are a flow on effect from yours? Have you ever considered that it might be you who is the problem here, not someone else?

    It would be really appreciated if you could stop making assumptions and keep your opinions to yourself. You might think you know what's going on, but you only know about one third of the story. You say you never take sides but you always do.

    I see how you are all blinded by your own opinions and that you will never change. I only hope one day you will be able to take the blindfolds off and learn to expand your narrow minds. In the meantime, if you have a problem, try telling someone who cares.
  • Platnex
    Platnex Posts: 110 Member
    I have one more.

    Dear Sweden, please give me a temp job or some kind of income so that I can get enough money to move out of your horrible country and back home, just enough for rent and a deposit will be enough!
  • Platnex
    Platnex Posts: 110 Member
    double post.
  • myuva
    myuva Posts: 67
    To the bathroom scale ~
    I hate you......you piss me off. I have been eating good for a month. And have I lost one frickin pound ? NO I am frustrated...and probably more annoyed with myself than anything. I go to work at 6 am and don't get home until 6-7 pm. I work long days.......and I go to bed by 9pm. Somethings got to give ............I am constantly under my calorie count...........but have not lost one pound. Maybe if I just stopped eating.....
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