Write to the person that annoyed you today!
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Dear Husband,
Thank you for agreeing to bring home a rotisserie chicken for supper. I would appreciate it even more if you were home. I understand that these things take time and there are often many people in the check out at Sobey's. Everything else for supper is made and ready to go. I am hungry. Really hungry. You are now over half an hour late and normally that would not perturb me...but I am HUNGRY. I may start nibbling the children.0 -
Dear Jillian Michaels,
Today I went to put you in for the Level 1 & 2 combination of Extreme Shred & Shred...Where the heck you get these moves from on Level 2 and why does it have to go on and on and on. I removed you cause I didnt want to hear you this early in the morning .I love you because you give me results I need...But this time you have went a little to far..I know I am just mad at you for the moment and we will resume our relationship with this DVD in the morning..But you really got on my nerves today....I know its tough love you give but sometimes you just totally annoy me with your voice....
Thanks for this post...cause I need to really let this frustration of Jillian out....:explode: :explode: :laugh:0 -
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I love this letter because I am relating completely to it.Dear Self,
Way to go ordering and devouring raviolis and garlic bread for dinner. You totally blew your calorie count for the day. Your lack of self control is pathetic and you are never going to reach your goal with moves like this. Do you want to be the fat *kitten* at your sister's wedding? Do you want to have sausage arms hanging out as you walk down the aisle in front of your entire family? Stop being weak and making excuses, get serious and lose this weight!0 -
Dear James,
Its not that I hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water I would drink it.
I think your pretty much the biggest dbag I've ever known.
You suck.
I hope you can find a way to manage to find your way out of my life....please.
Please and thank you,
Your ex...for a reason....0 -
Dear former friend that now is a personal trainer at the gym I just joined,
I dont appreciate the smirks and the whispering to your co-workers when I am doing my very best at working out. I realize that fitness is now your passion and it is very obvious that you excel that it. Unlike you, I am not 5'8 and 0% body fat. Im sorry, God did not feel that that body type suited me. He made me a nice even 5'5 and threw in some natural curves. Yep thats right, I did not have to buy my curves unlike you. So next time I decide to grace you with my presence just remember, you are what they call a BUTTERFACE...everything looks good, but your face. Yep...thats what those guys at the gym are saying about you my old friend
Sincerely
Tara0 -
Dear Battlefield 3...I truely do hate you. I want my husband back!!!0
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Dear thin, sexy husband,
Thank you for sitting there devouring 96% of my ENTIRE calorie count for a whole day, in one sitting, at McDonald's, where you insist we eat while out.... while I eat leaves for a meal. Yeah I added it up, ...96%. You effing pig. Sexy, effing pig who in no way deserves that body.
Love,
Wifey
P.S. Your night for dishes. Your night for go-hug-the-kid-when-she-wakes-up-whining-at-all-hours.0 -
Dear Nick. I am an understanding person- more so than most girls you will meet. However, when you TEXT to tell me that you don't think we will work out because you are not in love with me after 4 or 5 dates, I have to say....I find you a bit....hmm...insane. Not to mention you going on about our relationship when we, again, have gone on 4 or 5 dates. Please clue me into when we started a relationship? I thought we were just getting to know one another...Apparently I missed something. Seriously, I feel like the pants are reversed when you look at gender stereotypes after that. Thanks for doing me a favor. Bye, bye!
Seriously...who in the world expects to be in love that quick?
OMG...I got a similar text from a guy a few years back...that we wouldn't "work out" after like, two dates. Seriously? What was there to "work out?" eek.
To add to it, he is bummed over the decision because he really, really likes me a lot, he "really wants to love me." Again....wtf?? I don't know how I meet these people!0 -
Dear Battlefield 3...I truely do hate you. I want my husband back!!!
On behalf of guys everywhere, sorry!0 -
Dear co-workers,
Please stop committing to things you have no intention of doing. Stop acting mad when you know you f***** up and let everyone down. Just admit it! You're a lazy a**! Stop acting all united because you're all lazy and acting like I'm the bad guy for picking up the slack. At least I do what I say I'm going to do!
And please STOP LOOKING AT YOU'RE FREAKIN' AVON BOOKS!!!! Maybe that's why you can't finish what you have committed to finish!
(sigh)
nmgtz030 -
Dear Buddha-
Thank you for letting me know that
"Our life is shaped by our mind; we become what we think. Suffering follows an evil thought as the wheels of a cart follow the oxen that draws it. Our life is shaped by our mind; we become what we think. Joy follows a pure thought like a shadow that never leaves."
Namaste,
Dave0 -
Dear rude person....who shall not be named (not even worthy of It)
keep your thoughts and opinions to yourself......if you can't say something nice don't say anything at all.
Oh and hey and I think your are a dork!!0 -
Dear people who love to tell me I work out too much,
I work out for so many reasons.
- To lose weight
- To lead a healthy lifestyle
- To relax
- Because I love that I am not going to second guess my body from now on
I am soory you have not found the joy of exercise but dont hate me because I did.
Sincerely,'
Amy0 -
So many times I have had this same thought........0
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So many times I have had this same thought........0
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Dear husband,
Avoiding me and the kids for your stupid game is going to cause me to get pissed off, and you know what that's like. Last week before you got that game, you were all over me and showed me all kind of attention so much that I felt like a teenager again, I feel like you are cheating on me with Starwars. Me and Starwars are about to fight, just saying!
Love,
Me!
Hahahaha! That's how my boyfriend is! I told him could "cheat" on me with Star Wars tho. Serves me right! =P0 -
Dear Aunt Rose,
Thanks for calling me today out the blue demanding :huh: ...I mean asking me if I would like to have lunch today. I had a great time considering you asked me where I would like to go then when I made a suggest you shut me down and said " that place will just temp you and your doing "ok" on your diet!":noway: Anyway I really enjoyed when you ordered for me -"And for her a salad, NO dressing, NO cheese!":sad: Yeah that was great. And to wrap up the day up you gave me those all so helpful booklets and dieting for dummies books!!! Love you. See you when you come back to town!! :ohwell:0 -
Dear Sister-in-law,
I don't care about your egotistical self. I could care less about your crappy job or your commitment-less (that's not a word, but I'm going with it) boyfriend that doesn't want to marry you, because he knows you slept with half the people in Colorado Springs and the state of Colorado.
I don't care about you anymore. I did try to welcome you in to my life, but you are too much of a racists. Interacial marriages happen all the time. Deal with it. I'm not going to let you control anyone in my home. I married your brother - not you. I answer to him only - not you. If I'm not working at the moment, it isn't because I'm lazy. It's because it's hard to find a good job now a days thanks to this economy. I had it up to my nose with your worthless banter and hatred of me and my family.
You aren't perfect an neither am I, but at least, I know when I am wrong and I can apologize. I've worked hard to graduate from college. I paid for my studies with my own money. I worked hard for everything that I have. I went to school because I want to teach my children that an education is important, not to belittle people. I am Physicist, not because I want to sound smart or because I want to make you feel uncomfortable. That's the name given to those that study physics. Never have I made anyone feel less than they are, because I have an education. But you have! You act like a kid and you are almost 30 years old. It's time to stop acting like a petulant child and mature.
You need to analyse your life and see that you have so much potential, but you are wasting it with petty things. I would appreciate if you back off and let me live my life. Don't worry, from now on, you and I will not be in the same room. I have washed my hands off of you and I'll continue my harmonious life with my husband and our girls. Thank you for the wake-up call. Now I know that people are still ignorant when it comes to skin color. I'll keep that in mind.0 -
Dear Dogs,
Please stop looking at me with those sad eyes. I will not share my food with you when I am counting every calorie.
Love,
Me0 -
Dear Mac and Cheese,
I need more of you, maybe you can invite your friend, cottage cheese, over to the party in my fridge, and I can devour, both of you, and eat up my entire calorie count for the day. By chance, if you find any chocolate covered cherries on your way over, please invite them a long.
Yours, Willow0 -
Dear Jennifer Hudson:
I really admire your weight loss. You are very pretty, however if I see the commercial where you say "Weight Watchuhhhhsssss", one more time, I am going to scream.0 -
dear Manager without a back bone
Thank you for letting us know that the back people we have in place are not good enough for you, even though you picked them out, so that we now have to comprimize our Spring Break vacations. do us all a favor, please have your husband insert you back bone back up your *kitten* and learn to lead, or just fall off the face of the earth and let us get on with it.0 -
Dear rude person....who shall not be named (not even worthy of It)
keep your thoughts and opinions to yourself......if you can't say something nice don't say anything at all.
Oh and hey and I think your are a dork!!
LOL! You took the words right out of my mouth...except I was leaning more toward using the term "*kitten*".0 -
You must work for ComcastDear rude lady at work today,
I am not going to break privacy policies to do want you want me to do and get fired. So sorry for just doing my job and "screwing the rest of the world over"
Have a nice day *****
Love,
Turtle0 -
dear slow drivers,
look, i appreciate the fact that you slowed down for the snow. but there's no need to be creeping along at 10 MPH when 25 will do. the roads were not THAT bad. you're going to cause an accident.
also, turn signals exist on all cars these days. please to be using them, especially when you're creeping along that slow.
thanks,
girl that almost rear-ended you today.0 -
Dear Receptionist,
Please stop sleeping with your boss, coming in late, leaving early, smoking all the time, chatting all the time, never at your desk to answer the phone which rolls to me (someone who is actually working), and making fun of people. Also, please don't call me "two faced" again. . . You are 50 and I am 25. I talked to my boss about not having to cover the front desk because you are never there, it prevents me from doing my job. Women of your age are not cute for wear blinged out fleur-de-lea to work which is a professional environment. Also, when you decorated the new bathroom you forgot that it was a work bathroom and not YOUR bathroom. The red fleur-de-lea everywhere is kind of tacky.
Thanks,
The brilliant young woman who doesn't have to sleep with the boss to keep her job.
Wow, that felt good.0 -
Dear thin, sexy husband,
Thank you for sitting there devouring 96% of my ENTIRE calorie count for a whole day, in one sitting, at McDonald's, where you insist we eat while out.... while I eat leaves for a meal. Yeah I added it up, ...96%. You effing pig. Sexy, effing pig who in no way deserves that body.
Love,
Wifey
P.S. Your night for dishes. Your night for go-hug-the-kid-when-she-wakes-up-whining-at-all-hours.
Love it!0 -
Dear teenagers -
Do you even know the meaning of "indoor voices?" Because it is a concept my preschooler has mastered. Another skill you need to work on before graduation - following directions. Good luck in life - you will need it.0 -
Dear Gym Stalker Freak -
I'm not into dudes, especially extremely large, creepy dudes. I'm into my wife, who, unlike you is attractive and a woman. I do not care to re-enact any seen from Shawhank Redemption or other prison/forced romance scene or have you eyeballing me, my junk, or any part of the gym where I am working out. The only thing more repulsive than you and your constant walk-bys is the "sex club" t-shirt you wear every time you are at the gym. I don't wish you any ill, but if a dinosaur did reanimate and devour you up in one bit, I probably would not complain.
Later,
You Don't Need To Know My Name0
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