Write to the person that annoyed you today!

0PhAtDaDdY

I have no one to write too, I rarely ever do....

mandag9008

dear me:
why are you such a fat (bleep)! get your (bleep) up and start moving the jiggle to the jangle! no more excuses! why did you eat those mashed potatoes tonight:? or that queso yesterday! stop being a wimp and get going your bodys not going to change its self! get moving gordita! pronto.
love/hate
me

shellimus

Dear Co-worker,

You are sneaky and deceitful. Others may not know you are cheating, but I do. You may win every sales contest by cheating, but eventually it will catch up with you. Do you really need two more ipads when you already have one?! Why not give someone else a chance to win!

pipinana

Dear former friend that now is a personal trainer at the gym I just joined,

I dont appreciate the smirks and the whispering to your co-workers when I am doing my very best at working out. I realize that fitness is now your passion and it is very obvious that you excel that it. Unlike you, I am not 5'8 and 0% body fat. Im sorry, God did not feel that that body type suited me. He made me a nice even 5'5 and threw in some natural curves. Yep thats right, I did not have to buy my curves unlike you. So next time I decide to grace you with my presence just remember, you are what they call a BUTTERFACE...everything looks good, but your face. Yep...thats what those guys at the gym are saying about you my old friend

Sincerely

Tara

Butterface! OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaa

jesscaponigro

Dear Morons that tell me what to do at work,

You quite obviously have no idea what you are doing when it comes to our software and how our system works, how exactly did you get your jobs? It is frustrating that you are my bosses and I have to explain to you how things work, you make me want to pound my head on my desk.

P.S. You don't pay me enough to do your job and mine.

megansoriano

Dear Receptionist,

Please stop sleeping with your boss, coming in late, leaving early, smoking all the time, chatting all the time, never at your desk to answer the phone which rolls to me (someone who is actually working), and making fun of people. Also, please don't call me "two faced" again. . . You are 50 and I am 25. I talked to my boss about not having to cover the front desk because you are never there, it prevents me from doing my job. Women of your age are not cute for wear blinged out fleur-de-lea to work which is a professional environment. Also, when you decorated the new bathroom you forgot that it was a work bathroom and not YOUR bathroom. The red fleur-de-lea everywhere is kind of tacky.


Thanks,

The brilliant young woman who doesn't have to sleep with the boss to keep her job.





Wow, that felt good.

THAT FELT REALLY REALLY GOOD!!

just4peachy

Dear Mother Army,

I'm exhausted, overwhelmed and stressed out. I know he's cute, but he's mine.

Can I have him back now?

weightofyourskin

Dear pharmacist,

I told you I wanted a refill on my Accutane 40 milligram... so you can imagine my confusion when I got home and I found out that instead of ONE pack of Accutane 40 mg, you had given me two packs of Accutane 10 mg. How the hell did you manage to get the amount AND the dosage wrong? Now I have to waste hours tomorrow going back to the pharmacy and getting you to fix your stupid mistake, and I don't HAVE hours to waste tomorrow or any other day, really.

Thanks a lot!

megansoriano

Dear former friend that now is a personal trainer at the gym I just joined,

I dont appreciate the smirks and the whispering to your co-workers when I am doing my very best at working out. I realize that fitness is now your passion and it is very obvious that you excel that it. Unlike you, I am not 5'8 and 0% body fat. Im sorry, God did not feel that that body type suited me. He made me a nice even 5'5 and threw in some natural curves. Yep thats right, I did not have to buy my curves unlike you. So next time I decide to grace you with my presence just remember, you are what they call a BUTTERFACE...everything looks good, but your face. Yep...thats what those guys at the gym are saying about you my old friend

Sincerely

Tara

Butterface! OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaa

HAHAHA! HILARIOUS!!

teresastrowz46

Dear Mom-

thank you for insisting that I return to my home 2 hours away instead of remaining with my family after my uncle passed away. you didn't know if i needed extra time...you thought if i went back to work it'd make me feel better. so i went home and am miserable being away from my family that is all mourning together. so thank you for calling me today, asking when i was coming because you really want me there because you're going through old photos and it's really special and you could really use my help to organize. was it necessary to rub it in that i'm not there? awesome. thanks for making me feel ten times worse now that i can't get out of work until the funeral.

deeply saddened,
Teresa

jesscaponigro

Dear Battlefield 3...I truely do hate you. I want my husband back!!!

Aaahhh my husband is obsessed with Skyrim!!! He plays it for hours!

angel79202

Dear Coworker,
yes, I do eat for the millionth time. yes i still do have 20 pounds to lose. No I am not anorexic! Stop asking daily!!!!
Smooches,
Me

val205

Dear Buddha-

Thank you for letting me know that

"Our life is shaped by our mind; we become what we think. Suffering follows an evil thought as the wheels of a cart follow the oxen that draws it. Our life is shaped by our mind; we become what we think. Joy follows a pure thought like a shadow that never leaves."

Namaste,
Dave

Dear Dave,

Thanks for the reminder. It was much needed.

Namaste,
Val

Purpleflipflops

Dear Boss,
You voice is like a Harpy screeching. You drive me crazy. Also, don't brag about how you 'can' lose so much weight, then go and have a double cheeseburger, fries and chili for lunch. it makes you look like an idiot.

Loves,
PPF

lniffa

Dear Gym Stalker Freak -

I'm not into dudes, especially extremely large, creepy dudes. I'm into my wife, who, unlike you is attractive and a woman. I do not care to re-enact any seen from Shawhank Redemption or other prison/forced romance scene or have you eyeballing me, my junk, or any part of the gym where I am working out. The only thing more repulsive than you and your constant walk-bys is the "sex club" t-shirt you wear every time you are at the gym. I don't wish you any ill, but if a dinosaur did reanimate and devour you up in one bit, I probably would not complain.

Later,
You Don't Need To Know My Name

I am sorry, but I laughed so hard I thought I was going to pee myself..:laugh: :noway:

knittnponder

I hate pretty much everyone today. Really I'm just at the end of my rope over my car being broken down with no fix in sight (and this is after we've poured hundreds of dollars and hours of time into it!) I've been the cheerleading, "It's all going to be ok!" person for pretty much the entire saga and today I think I just snapped. So steer clear of me, especially if you see me with anything sharp and pointy.

Oh, and I'm annoyed at my husband. You know what he had the gall to do?! He knows I'm discouraged today so he brought home a cute little potted rose plant, a mushy card that says lovely things AND he went out of his way to buy me a set of knitting needles that I need to finish a project. Now he's out in the driveway trying to figure out the car after working 10 hours. See how selfish and rude he is? He went and ruined a perfectly good pity party! :P (I really hope you read that in the sarcastic tone that was intended. I was really touched by his thoughtfulness and appreciate that he responded to my grouchiness with kindness and understanding. )

lilmizzbloodymary

Dear guy at work - I wish just once you'd stop and look at all the awesome things I do for your business instead of only talking to me to accuse me of NOT doing something at all/right. I only wrote 120 receipts today, took 10 or 15 ads for the person who wasn't there, and answered that bloody phone for 8 hours. Not to mention I keep the money balanced and deposited into the bank account so you guys can turn a profit. Let's not get into the other responsibilities I have in addition to working the second position for the person who was out. What would you do without me? Go nucking futz. That's what.

How about a lil appreciation my way, huh?

RahBuhBuh

Dear Gym Stalker Freak -

I'm not into dudes, especially extremely large, creepy dudes. I'm into my wife, who, unlike you is attractive and a woman. I do not care to re-enact any seen from Shawhank Redemption or other prison/forced romance scene or have you eyeballing me, my junk, or any part of the gym where I am working out. The only thing more repulsive than you and your constant walk-bys is the "sex club" t-shirt you wear every time you are at the gym. I don't wish you any ill, but if a dinosaur did reanimate and devour you up in one bit, I probably would not complain.

Later,
You Don't Need To Know My Name

I am sorry, but I laughed so hard I thought I was going to pee myself..:laugh: :noway:

:happy: Dude is freaky. I keep trying to get a pic so I can post it here, just so people know who to look for when I disappear.


@Teresathomas....that kinda makes me mad at your mom. I'm sorry for you loss.

Determined24

My day started out great with a good workout and then there goes the monkey wrench aroung eleven thirty so I am so pissed and annoyed right now at that person that it would take hours for me to complete what I have to say. Just know you have really rubbed me the wrong way lady and its going to take a lot of prayer for me to calm down.....now where is my glass of wine....

yoshi91610

This isn't a "today" annoyance...it's a "since-Christmas-but-I-can't-let-it-go" annoyance.

Dear Father-in-law

Its absolutely wonderful that we have never met although I have been married to your son for 3 years. It is also amazingly awesome that you refuse to even simply ASK about your grandson. I know money is tight now-a-days (well not for you though since you just spent 3000$ on a cruise then bragged about it) so I really wasn't expecting you to even think of getting your grandson anything for Christmas, not even a card though was really selfish and thoughtless. Oh and totally awesome for you to promise meeting us in KY for Christmas because you miss your son/daughter so much and it would be "Great to see y'all again"...and then flake on us because your dog swallowed a cat toy and you just "have to make sure he is ok after his surgery" although your wife who doesn't work will be staying behind and I have to believe that since you want to have another child with her that you must find her competent enough to care for the dog...But maybe you are just a --insert inappropriate word here- face.

Oh yeah and I don't usually go around defending someone who I've had dreams about fighting but your ex-wife/my mother-in-law did her best to not talk bad about you although it was eating her up alive...you're lucky.

your lovely Daughter-in-law

LauraMacNCheese

Dear annoying upstairs neighbours,
I understand that our walls and floors are a bit on the thin side since it is an apartment complex and that I will hear you walking or even thump around a bit BUT, all hours of the night you sound like a pack of hippos doing a ballet.... Seriously.... What the hell are you doing up there at 3 am on a week night that sounds like that...?!?!? I have to wake up at 5 am for work every morning and really don't want to have to wake up to find a broomstick to pound on the ceiling... No wonder when I moved in there was a broomstick sized hole in my ceiling... Seriously people, go to sleep!

Your neighbors must be related to mine...I had to sleep elsewhere last night to escape the noise that continued on past 1am...WTF is wrong with people?!?!? :explode:

TahliS

Dear scales...
I know I shouldnt stand on your everyday... BUT this morning you told me I gained 1.5 kg since yesterday. You suck! Be nice to me tomorrow and i wont throw you in the bin. Thanks!

WehttamThims

Dear Practically Everyone who Walks Into My Bank,

I appreciate your business, more than you know. But if you're not on the person's account, don't ask for the person's account info! It's not yours! And when I tell you I can't give it to you, don't give me **** about it! And while you're at it, yes you do need to fill out a DEPOSIT SLIP to make a DEPOSIT. Fully. In its entirety. Yes, that means your full name. And address. And amount you're depositing. No, you can't abbreviate your city name- don't be lazy! And business owners, for Heaven's Sake, don't wait until Friday and deposit 80 frikin' bags into our night drop! We have **** to do in the morning, people, and especially after the weekend. Be considerate!!!

Love,

Your Friendly Neighborhood Teller

Dear Teller,

I hand you money, my atm card and my id, you do the rest. That's your job and partially the reason why your bank charges such
exorbitant fees.

Thank you.

LauraMacNCheese

Dear Gym Stalker Freak -

I'm not into dudes, especially extremely large, creepy dudes. I'm into my wife, who, unlike you is attractive and a woman. I do not care to re-enact any seen from Shawhank Redemption or other prison/forced romance scene or have you eyeballing me, my junk, or any part of the gym where I am working out. The only thing more repulsive than you and your constant walk-bys is the "sex club" t-shirt you wear every time you are at the gym. I don't wish you any ill, but if a dinosaur did reanimate and devour you up in one bit, I probably would not complain.

Later,
You Don't Need To Know My Name

OMG...I'm sorry but I laughed so hard at this :laugh:

xtinalovexo

i want to add another.

dear C,

i think its messed up how you pretended to like me and then you bailed on me. you are a liar, and i dont appreciate you not responding to me. aren't you a bit old to play mind games? i thought you were nice, and haha jokes on me! apparently when you said you liked me and wanted to see me you were just screwing around for the ego boost!

the cake is not a liar, you are...

C

mandag9008

dear coworkers who always show up to wk angry':
its called work. if you dont like it leave! i dont have to put up with your attitude just because you didnt get any last night or that you had to reschedule your appointment for your hair. Dont get mad w me bc im the only white woman workign there! i have just as much right working there as you do! AND BOSS! ok listen we know your a lesbian(no problem w me) but when you hit on a coworker all the time and speak to her in spanish and always buy her lunch and go out of your way for her thats BS! do that out side of work and btw i understand spanish. AND ALSO BOSS STOP BEING A WIMP AND WOMAN UP! STOP HIDING BEHIND THE LEAD WHEN YOUR THE BOSS! AND I WOULD LIKE SOME CREDIT FOR THE **** I DO STOP GIVING IT TO THE OTHER GIRLS BC YOUR AFRAID THEY WILL GET GHETTO WITH YOU'! SCREW THEIR ANGRY *kitten*'s. TO THE PHLEBS WHO ARE MAD BC DONORS COME IN SO LATE GET OVER IT THATS MONEY IN YOUR POCKET! BE THANKFUL YOUR ALIVE AND HAVE A JOB! NOT EVERYONE IS SO LUCKY!
love
me the guerra

RahBuhBuh

i want to add another.

dear C,

i think its messed up how you pretended to like me and then you bailed on me. you are a liar, and i dont appreciate you not responding to me. aren't you a bit old to play mind games? i thought you were nice, and haha jokes on me! apparently when you said you liked me and wanted to see me you were just screwing around for the ego boost!

the cake is not a liar, you are...

C

"The cake. . ." Is that a Master of Disguise reference?

newdaydawning79

Dear coworker,

Yes, I understand that I am not perfect, and I am not anal retentive like you. However, this does not give you the right to watch every move I make. This includes when I am sending a personal email that takes less than 30 seconds while waiting on hold for an answer on something important. If you can take 6 10-minute smoke breaks a day, I can send one email. Thank you for your understanding.

Apryl546

Dear S,

I'm glad you think I look amazing in my new updated progress pictures on facebook, but please don't start begging me to see my boobs when you KNOW I have a boyfriend. Also.. When you come back to town, you can f* yourself. I will not be visiting you, and if, IF I do, my boyfriend will be with me, and I half wish he pistol whips your dumbazz.

Sincerely,
The girl you constantly piss off when your penis thinks for you.

tee4677

funny!