What's your favorite movie quote?

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  • leeshults
    leeshults Posts: 223 Member
    By why is the rum gone?? Jack Sparrow.....
  • "Hello. My name is Indego Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!" Princesss Bride!

    Yes great movie :-)
  • Use your head! That's the lump three feet above your @$$!
    - Tom Hanks in A League of Their Own
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
    "Life is pain, Princess. Anyone who tells you differently is trying to sell you something." -- The Princess Bride

    And..."I'll take these Huggies...and whatever cash you got." Guy behind the counter: "Son, is that a PANTY on your head??" -- Raising Arizona

    (There's so many good ones in both of those.)

    I quoted PB this morning to my good friend. "Good night, Wesley. I'll most likely kill you in the morning."

    I also love "I always thought I was a one-man wolfpack" from Hangover.

    And "It's not fair. You say that so often. I wonder what your basis for comparison is." That is David Bowie from Labyrinth.
  • twest109
    twest109 Posts: 14 Member
    Al was great in that movie...well any Al movie is good....
    :devil: this was a reply to the devil advocate....

    my favorite movie quote is "say hello to my little friend"...love me some Al Pacino!
  • tamheath
    tamheath Posts: 702 Member
    By why is the rum gone?? Jack Sparrow.....

    This is one. :heart:
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
    I also use, "Now, you will GO to sleep, or I will PUT you to sleep." Ben Stiller from Happy Gilmore. He was an orderly at a retirement community, but I use it on my kids.
  • tamheath
    tamheath Posts: 702 Member
    I promise that my personal tragedy will not interfere with my ability to do good hair. :smile:
  • This kind of certainty comes but once in a lifetime. The Bridges of Madison County
  • sarahsmom1
    sarahsmom1 Posts: 1,501 Member
    Dr Frankenstein; WHAT WAS THE NAME ON THE BRAIN ............Igor; Abby........... Dr Frankenstein; Abby what.......... Igor; Abby Normal
  • Curvy1taliana
    Curvy1taliana Posts: 371 Member
    leave the gun, take the cannoli
  • maryjay51
    maryjay51 Posts: 742
    "Tomorrow I'll think of some way . . . after all, tomorrow is another day." - Scarlet O'Hara from Gone With the Wind
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
    "And you know what? I HATE SAMBA! It all sounds the same! Tiko-taco cha cha cha...". Rio
  • ladylu11
    ladylu11 Posts: 631 Member
    John Corbett in Rasing Helen: "I'm a sexy man of God and I know it"
  • sarahsmom1
    sarahsmom1 Posts: 1,501 Member
    Saturday Night Live

    Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, and.....he looka like a man
  • jhardenbergh
    jhardenbergh Posts: 1,035 Member
    I can walk on water, eat bullets, and *kitten* icecream. can't remember the name of the movie though, but I quote way too often.
  • twest109
    twest109 Posts: 14 Member
    "Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fckin' *kitten* off! He's a tight-@ss! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!" -Devil's Advocate.

    I love that movie!

    I love this movie also...they couldn't find a better person to play that role....but then again I have never seen a bad Al Pachino movie...this and Scareface I can watch over and over...
  • ReverendJim
    ReverendJim Posts: 260 Member
    "What does God need with a starship?" (Star Trek V)
  • KimbersNewLife
    KimbersNewLife Posts: 646 Member
    "No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn." From Friday because it sounds like my house! HOW
    "I'm pleasant. Damn it! I saw Drum Eatenton this morning at the Piggly Wiggly, and I smiled at the son of a ***** 'fore I couldn't help myself." Ouiser from steel magnolias because it makes me laugh!
  • Sumo813
    Sumo813 Posts: 566 Member
    "Yoo hoo! I'll make ya famous." - Emilio Estevez as Billy the Kid
  • yoshi91610
    yoshi91610 Posts: 177 Member
    "Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fckin' *kitten* off! He's a tight-@ss! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!" -Devil's Advocate.

    I love that movie!

    I totally just watched this movie two days ago lol.
  • rherrin5
    rherrin5 Posts: 136 Member
    Garth: Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?
    Wayne: (cracks up laughing) No... No.
    Garth: Neither did I. I was just asking.
  • waskier
    waskier Posts: 254 Member
    "So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." Carl Spackler, Caddyshack
  • Poetic_
    Poetic_ Posts: 269 Member
    The entire True Romance movie, so many great scenes and dialog.
  • mrzpeep1
    mrzpeep1 Posts: 64 Member
    And I think I'd miss you even if we never met. - The Wedding Date

    that's exactly what I was going to put!
  • kbee784
    kbee784 Posts: 27
    I have many, but one is from Half Nelson.
    "Change moves in spirals, not circles. For example, the sun goes up and then it goes down. But everytime that happens, what do you get? You get a new day. You get a new one. When you breathe, you inhale and you exhale, but every single time that you do that you're a little bit different then the one before. We're always changing. And its important to know that there are some changes you can't control and that there are others you can."

    :)
  • Jferg69
    Jferg69 Posts: 241 Member
    Liar Liar -

    Policeman - Do you know why I pulled you over?
    Jim Carey - Depends on how long you were following me.....

    Classic
  • VelvetKey
    VelvetKey Posts: 193 Member
    "It's not fair. You say that so often. I wonder what your basis for comparison is." That is David Bowie from Labyrinth.

    Love that quote!

    "You remind me of the babe..."

    My friends and I do that intro quite a bit...
  • cobracars
    cobracars Posts: 949 Member
    - Its A Wonderful Life
    Look, Daddy! Teacher says every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings
    I been saving this money for a divorce if ever I gets a husband

    -Rocky Horror PIcture Show:
    RiffRaff: The Master is not now married nor do I think he ever will be

    Brad: What have you done with Janet?
    Frankenfurter: Nothing yet, why, do you think I should?

    Janet: Promise you won't tell Brad?

    -Monty Python & the Holy Grail:
    Here's some lovely filth
    Bring out the Holy Hand Grenade
    A shrubbery!
    Spank me! Spank me!
    Must be a King...how do you know...hasn't got **** all over him
    What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?
    I'm not quite dead yet

    The Icredile Mr Limpit (Don Knotts)
    How I wish I wish I were a fish

    The Ghost & Mr Chicken
    Atta Boy, Luther!
  • Jferg69
    Jferg69 Posts: 241 Member
    Dumb and Dumber

    "Tic-Tac sir?"
    Lloyd to policeman after policeman takes swig from beer bottle.



    Policeman to Lloyd - "pull over!!!".
    Harry "No, its a cardigan, but thanks for asking"
    Lloyd "Yeah, killer boots man"
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