What's your favorite movie quote?

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  • wolf23
    wolf23 Posts: 4,267 Member
    Babe

    Farmer Hoggett: That'll do, pig.
  • therealangd
    therealangd Posts: 1,861 Member
    I just don't think that Brooke could've done this. Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands, they just don't. - Elle, Legally Blonde
  • jfinnivan
    jfinnivan Posts: 360 Member
    From Aliens:

    Hudson: Well that's great! That's just f...ing great, man. Now what the f..k are we supposed to do, man? We're in some real pretty sh.t now!


    From Army of Darkness:

    Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

    Yo, she-*****! Let's go!

    Groovy.

    Sheila: You found me beautiful once...
    Ash: Honey, you got reeeal ugly!

    Hail to the king, baby.

    Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
  • Goldenwoof
    Goldenwoof Posts: 535 Member
    "I rule" - Lester Burnham (Kevin Spacey) in "American Beauty."

    For those who don't know the movie, it's about a guy who's just tired of his life and decides to take control. This is during a scene where he just bought his dream car and his wife is questioning him about why he bought it. At one point during the conversation, he puts his fist up in the air and say, "I rule." I love that every time. :)
  • I'll tell you a secret. Something they don't teach you in your temple. The Gods envy us. They envy us because we're mortal, because any moment might be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we're doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again.
    (Troy)
  • Umpire57
    Umpire57 Posts: 389 Member
    "What does God need with a starship?" (Star Trek V)

    The absolute WORST Trek movie ever conceived.

    When I name them I always say "Star Trek 5: The One that Sucked!"
  • bhalter
    bhalter Posts: 582 Member
    My favorite movie is Almost Famous and while it has tons of awesome ones, my absolute favorite it:

    "I always tell the girls, never take it seriously. If ya never take it seriously, you never get hurt. If ya never get hurt, you always have fun. And if ya ever get lonely, just go to the record store and visit your friends."
  • Purpleflipflops
    Purpleflipflops Posts: 563 Member
    "Are You Sure?".... "Pretty Darn"
    From National Tresure. My favorite because it has become a joke within our family. Ask any of us if we're sure, and we Will ALWAYS reply "Pretty Darn!"

    Also, as being a Schwartz, I think a "May the Schwartz be with you..." Is in place. :)
  • Flixie00
    Flixie00 Posts: 1,195 Member
    From Withnail and I

    Uncle Monty: I adore you. Tell him if you must, I no longer care. I mean to have you even if it must be burglary.

    and

    Withnail: We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here, and we want them now!
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 532 Member
    "**** it dude, let's go bowling"
  • AnninStPaul
    AnninStPaul Posts: 1,372 Member
    "What does God need with a starship?" (Star Trek V)

    The absolute WORST Trek movie ever conceived.

    When I name them I always say "Star Trek 5: The One that Sucked!"

    All the odd numbers sucked.
  • iamstaceywood
    iamstaceywood Posts: 383 Member
    "Imagine you’re a deer. You’re prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water. BAM! A f—in’ bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask you: Would you give a f— what kind of pants the son of a b—- who shot you was wearing?!" –Mona Lisa Vito in My Cousin Vinny
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
    "I'm your huckleberry"

    My husband says this all the time.

    Tomnbstone is one of my favorite movies.

    Where's Wyatt?
    Down by the creek, walkin on water....
  • SLaw4215
    SLaw4215 Posts: 596 Member
    GET OFF MY TRAIN!!!!!!!!!!

    from the movie Ghost

    LMAO
  • iamstaceywood
    iamstaceywood Posts: 383 Member
    "No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn." From Friday because it sounds like my house!
    OMG, love it.
    "Whatchu tryina build, a club house??"
  • melissaw1232
    melissaw1232 Posts: 184 Member
    "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody"

    Dogeball is Hilarious

    "what do you mean? you people?"

    Tropic Thunder - another movie thats funny as hell!
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
    Will Turner You Cheated...

    Jack Sparrow- Pirate....
  • DaniellePF
    DaniellePF Posts: 308 Member
    "When you're at work, does anybody ever say 'Sounds like somebody has a case of the mondays?"

    "No, no s**t no, man....I believe you'd get your a**kicked for saying something like that!"

    Office Space:laugh:
  • Christinemary6
    Christinemary6 Posts: 60 Member
    "I got layers" Shrek
  • LadyGhostDuchess
    LadyGhostDuchess Posts: 894 Member
    "Its a bird cage..."
    "For what?"
    (jurassic park 3)

    "Ah, ah, ah, you didn't say the magic word, Ah, ah, ah"
    (jurassic park 1)

    "lets go kick some honey buns"
    (mulan 1)

    "Honey...Where's my super suit?"
    (the incredibles)
  • "I dont want a god damn LargeFarva, I want a Litre-a-cola!"

    Super Troopers!
  • havingitall
    havingitall Posts: 3,728 Member
    He touched the butt" - Finding Nemo
  • havingitall
    havingitall Posts: 3,728 Member
    Double post
  • Jferg69
    Jferg69 Posts: 241 Member
    Woody Harrelson in Kingpin (with a white milk moustache)

    "I took the liberty of milking your cow for ya"
    Amish man - "But we don't have a cow, we have a bull"
    "I'll be right back, I'm just gonna brush my teeth"

    Hahaha
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
    Oh Brother Where Art Thou

    Pete: You stole from my kin!
    Everett: Who was fixin to betray us...
    Pete: You didn't know that at the time!
    Everett: So I borrowed it until I did know.
    Pete: That don't make no sense.
    Everett: Pete, its a fool who looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart.
  • melissaw1232
    melissaw1232 Posts: 184 Member
    Omg! LOVE THAT MOVIE most of the lines were funny.
    "what exactly is a grit"
    lol
  • marybecker
    marybecker Posts: 8 Member
    Last of the Mohicans - Hawkeye: No, you submit, do you hear? You be strong, you survive... You stay alive, no matter what occurs! I will find you. No matter how long it takes, no matter how far, I will find you.
  • Marla64
    Marla64 Posts: 23,120 Member
    See ya, Katie. See ya, Hubbel.

    The Way We Were.

    Sighhhhhhhhhhh..........
  • My two favorite quotes have to be.....
    "mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children"
    &
    "it can't rain all the time'

    Both from The Crow :)
    Best film ever :)
  • OneBryteSmile
    OneBryteSmile Posts: 808 Member
    So many of my favorites have already been mentioned. So many good ones. Here's another:

    "If people dont like you for being yourself, F*** em. F*** em up against the wall with handcuffs on and crazy glue on the lips. That's all you do." - Bernie Mac (House Party 3)

    Excuse my french but Bernie is the man, he cracks me up everytime.

    And I can't leave out this one:

    "All my life I had to fight. I had to fight my daddy. I had to fight my uncles. I had to fight my brothers. A girl child ain't safe in a family of men, but I ain't never thought I'd have to fight in my own house! I loves Harpo, God knows I do. But I'll kill him dead 'fo I let him beat me." - Oprah (The Color Purple)
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