What are your best comebacks?

Nos150

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_snw_

.... And I said the the guy, I didn't even WANT the fish.

LoveleeB

My comeback is always using the original person's insult against them.

the_journeyman

I know you are, but what am I?

JM

Qarol

Comebacks?

I'm above such nonsense. *hair flip*

Miss_Chievous_wechange

It must suck to be you

WhyeatKachra

Depends totally!

Usually I end up making a fool out of whatever the person last said!

*and waving a bye-bye*

rammsteinsoldier

My best ones are always in my head after the chance goes by. I am notorious for the best zingers when it is too late.

Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused

I just stare at them blankly.

WarriorMom2012

I just stare at them blankly.

Quit staring at me like that!

minnie_the_minx

i don't have 'catch-all' comeback, i tailor make them on the spot!

although there are a couple of ready mades which amuse me;

"i may be fat, but you're ugly - & i can go on a diet"

"if i wanted to listen to an a**e-hole, i'd have farted"

IamRoJ

the Jerk Store called...they said they're running out of you.

*insert pic of george costanza here but I don't know how*

infamousmk

So is your face!

T_R_A_V

I usually say... thats a real **** move

or

f$%k you very much and have a nice day

_binary_jester_

I am just an *kitten* in general.

mleoni092708

You blow goats

MsMarlaMae

Your mom.

No matter the situation it always works. And yes I'm nearly 40, who cares. Still a great come back.

mruntidy

'So is your face' it makes no sense and gives me time to think of something better

or the stare at them until they say what are you staring at to which I reply

'I dunno they don't put labels on ****'

mo_is_here

Life sucks then you die, get over it.

mochalovies

blow a kiss...

fitplease

I give "the look."