What are your best comebacks?

Nos150
Nos150 Posts: 150 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
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  • _snw_
    _snw_ Posts: 1,298 Member
    .... And I said the the guy, I didn't even WANT the fish.
  • LoveleeB
    LoveleeB Posts: 560 Member
    My comeback is always using the original person's insult against them.
  • the_journeyman
    the_journeyman Posts: 1,877 Member
    I know you are, but what am I?

    JM
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,159 Member
    Comebacks?

    I'm above such nonsense. *hair flip*
  • Miss_Chievous_wechange
    Miss_Chievous_wechange Posts: 1,230 Member
    It must suck to be you
  • WhyeatKachra
    WhyeatKachra Posts: 404 Member
    Depends totally!

    Usually I end up making a fool out of whatever the person last said!

    *and waving a bye-bye*
  • rammsteinsoldier
    rammsteinsoldier Posts: 1,535 Member
    My best ones are always in my head after the chance goes by. I am notorious for the best zingers when it is too late.
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 933 Member
    I just stare at them blankly.
  • WarriorMom2012
    WarriorMom2012 Posts: 621 Member
    I just stare at them blankly.

    Quit staring at me like that!
  • minnie_the_minx
    minnie_the_minx Posts: 36 Member
    i don't have 'catch-all' comeback, i tailor make them on the spot!

    although there are a couple of ready mades which amuse me;

    "i may be fat, but you're ugly - & i can go on a diet"

    "if i wanted to listen to an a**e-hole, i'd have farted"
  • IamRoJ
    IamRoJ Posts: 530 Member
    the Jerk Store called...they said they're running out of you.

    *insert pic of george costanza here but I don't know how*
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,025 Member
    So is your face!
  • T_R_A_V
    T_R_A_V Posts: 1,629 Member
    I usually say... thats a real **** move

    or

    f$%k you very much and have a nice day
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    I am just an *kitten* in general.
  • mleoni092708
    mleoni092708 Posts: 629 Member
    You blow goats
  • MsMarlaMae
    MsMarlaMae Posts: 144 Member
    Your mom.

    No matter the situation it always works. And yes I'm nearly 40, who cares. Still a great come back.
  • mruntidy
    mruntidy Posts: 1,015 Member
    'So is your face' it makes no sense and gives me time to think of something better

    or the stare at them until they say what are you staring at to which I reply

    'I dunno they don't put labels on ****'
  • mo_is_here
    mo_is_here Posts: 95 Member
    Life sucks then you die, get over it.
  • fitplease
    fitplease Posts: 647 Member
    I give "the look."
  • mochalovies
    mochalovies Posts: 192 Member
    blow a kiss...
  • Tivo8MyNeighbors
    Tivo8MyNeighbors Posts: 151 Member
    Look at the insulter and say, "Are you *still* talking?"
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,489 Member
    "Have a nice evening" then...

    *Smile*
    *Turn*
    *Walk away*
    *Listen*
    *Feel tap on shoulder*
    *Smile*
    *Keep walking*
  • amandavictoria80
    amandavictoria80 Posts: 734 Member
    Unfortunately, for me, I usually screw up or can't think of anything.
    I am VERY shy and always worried about what I look like or how I come off. Because of that, I get all anxious and don't realize what I would have said till the moments over.
    It's always a great comeback, just wish I wasn't that way so I could have actually used it and felt good instead of feeling like an idiot.
  • Miss_dannii
    Miss_dannii Posts: 1,351 Member
    Emmmm - "So's your face!!' lol although that's only used jokingly between friends and my OH :)

    2 fingers behind someone's back is usually my comeback, if someone pees me off at work for example they get the 2 fingers while they are walking away lol xx
  • Miss_dannii
    Miss_dannii Posts: 1,351 Member
    Omg how random?!!! I gave the exact same answer I thought that was just something I did lol x
  • tinksmommy2006
    tinksmommy2006 Posts: 575 Member
    Ur mom did what?? lol people either get pi$$ed or have no idea what to say...lol either way it makes me laugh
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    yo momma wears combat boots
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  • josery1630
    josery1630 Posts: 205 Member
    That's what she said
  • jaxdiablo
    jaxdiablo Posts: 580 Member
    Look, I don't come down to your job, slapping male genitalia out of your mouth, why are you messing with me?
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