What are your best comebacks?

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  • Tivo8MyNeighbors
    Tivo8MyNeighbors Posts: 151 Member
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    Look at the insulter and say, "Are you *still* talking?"
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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    "Have a nice evening" then...

    *Smile*
    *Turn*
    *Walk away*
    *Listen*
    *Feel tap on shoulder*
    *Smile*
    *Keep walking*
  • amandavictoria80
    amandavictoria80 Posts: 734 Member
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    Unfortunately, for me, I usually screw up or can't think of anything.
    I am VERY shy and always worried about what I look like or how I come off. Because of that, I get all anxious and don't realize what I would have said till the moments over.
    It's always a great comeback, just wish I wasn't that way so I could have actually used it and felt good instead of feeling like an idiot.
  • Miss_dannii
    Miss_dannii Posts: 1,351 Member
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    Emmmm - "So's your face!!' lol although that's only used jokingly between friends and my OH :)

    2 fingers behind someone's back is usually my comeback, if someone pees me off at work for example they get the 2 fingers while they are walking away lol xx
  • Miss_dannii
    Miss_dannii Posts: 1,351 Member
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    Omg how random?!!! I gave the exact same answer I thought that was just something I did lol x
  • tinksmommy2006
    tinksmommy2006 Posts: 575
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    Ur mom did what?? lol people either get pi$$ed or have no idea what to say...lol either way it makes me laugh
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
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    yo momma wears combat boots
  • josery1630
    josery1630 Posts: 205 Member
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    That's what she said
  • jaxdiablo
    jaxdiablo Posts: 580
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    Look, I don't come down to your job, slapping male genitalia out of your mouth, why are you messing with me?
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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    "DUDE!"

    Works every time.
  • carrie145
    carrie145 Posts: 297
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    i don't have 'catch-all' comeback, i tailor make them on the spot!

    although there are a couple of ready mades which amuse me;

    "i may be fat, but you're ugly - & i can go on a diet"

    "if i wanted to listen to an a**e-hole, i'd have farted"


    hehe:laugh:
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,522 Member
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    "F you, that's why"
  • mukamom
    mukamom Posts: 207 Member
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    You blow goats

    :laugh: :laugh:
  • EmpressOfJudgment
    EmpressOfJudgment Posts: 1,162 Member
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    I'm rubber and your glue.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
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    "It's not important who is right. It's important that YOU know I'm right."
  • ToBeSmaller
    ToBeSmaller Posts: 46
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    Look, I don't come down to your job, slapping male genitalia out of your mouth, why are you messing with me?

    THIS MADE MADE LAUGH OUT LOUD - NICELY DONE!

    I'm a huge "so's your face" and "your mother" fan. And no my children are not immune to these responses, but only when it doesn't make sense at all. I'd never "your mother" or "so's your face" them if they said something like "this is ugly" - too cruel. Still funny, but cruel.
  • MissO﹠A
    MissO﹠A Posts: 906 Member
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    My most eloquent: "You know what? You can just go right to hell, c*ntface."
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
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    My Dad had a few great ones:

    "If I come in there, I'm gonna fill the room with uppercuts."

    "Why don't you use your head for something besides a hat rack."
  • erickirb
    erickirb Posts: 12,293 Member
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    I stole mine from Stifler from American Pie 2 "I have a better idea, how about I give you a spoon and you eat my *kitten*"

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