What are your best comebacks?
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in the right circumstance:
"I think you're talking through an orifice in your body not normally associated with verbal communication"0 -
"your mom goes to college"0
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Stole this one from Chuck Norris, but I love using it:
"When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you."0 -
My grandmother always said "You must be talking out your *kitten* because your mouth knows better."0
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Sucks to be you, you dumb tw*twaffle0
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ooops. Forgot my all-time favorite for when someone is telling me their sad tale:
"I feel a tear running down my leg."0 -
Look, I don't come down to your job, slapping male genitalia out of your mouth, why are you messing with me?
<---currently sitting in a silent classroom while my students write. This made me silently laugh so hard, I have tears running down my face.
brilliant:sad: :laugh:0 -
how about you kiss my *kitten* ....or wow im sorry to hear that -- after they give me their opinion on smething i disagree with .0
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my dad uses this one on me all the time... "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"
and my recent favorite.... "How old are you?" <--- said very calmly as if it were part of a normal conversation.
Both pretty much confuse the other person enough that there's a huge pause and you can just smile and walk away.0 -
here comes the whambulance
1. Whambulance : The imaginary rescue vehicle that will rescue you from someone's incessant whining over a trivial matter. Used mockingly, but in good humor.
Gotta love urban dictionary!0 -
I have a medical condition called L'esprit de l'escalier. OK maybe not so much a medical condition as late timing...it means thinking of a really snappy comeback after it's useful.0
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My comeback is always using the original person's insult against them.
Agreed!
Person- "You're such a Jerk"
Me- "No you're the Jerk!!!"0 -
In the work enviornment: "Well that was real professional"
With friends: "Real mature"
With my Stepdad: "Nice one, did your mother teach you that?"0 -
Your lack of repetitive neural synapse makes anything beyond this moment worthless with you in it.0
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I wish I was intelligent and witty but I'm not, so *kitten* off does me :-)0
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OH YEAH!?!?!?! WELL YOU'RE UGLY!!!!
but it has to be yelled.0 -
" You've got a face like a bucket of smashed crabs"0
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"You got a purdy Mouth" Pretty much works for anything
And RonTard
**You'd have to see Ronnie And Clyde video to understand that one**0 -
Upper cut!!0
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My best ones are always in my head after the chance goes by. I am notorious for the best zingers when it is too late.
I'm soooo the same way.0
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