BOOB WEIGHT!

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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    This might actually deter some women from implants. I mean, after all, who wants the added weight?
  • kducky22
    kducky22 Posts: 276 Member
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    :laugh:
  • jmorrisof2
    jmorrisof2 Posts: 108 Member
    HAHAHA! Ok, this is the funniest thread yet! The water displacement method is the most accurate way to weigh a boob. Fill a bowl (or bucket if you have mega boobs) to the brim with water... weigh the water and bucket (1Litre= 1Kg)... Place boob in the water... it will spill out of course (the water, not your boob) so you may want to do this in the garden (plus your neighbors will doubtless be curious and want to be your friend).. Ok, so now you have a wet boob and a bucket with less water.... re-weigh the water and bowl/bucket... subtract that eight from the full weight, and TATA!!! that is the weight of your boob... Multiply by 2, or repeat with your dry boob for more accuracy... There you have it. Your boobs. Awesome. Men, you may like to try this with your tackle, meat and potatoes, you get what I mean.... Go ahead people, try it out, it's perfectly normal right?


    I am sitting at my desk at work LMAO!!!!!


    OMG! I am laughing at my desk as well! Too funny.
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    I am a double J and I know my girls cant weigh 40 lbs! Im really about to go weight them now lol.

    Wait for meeeeeee!!


    And Jenna I know that pic by heart. That's how much I love boobs.

    I support you ladies like the steel wires holding up your lovely mammaries.
  • jennajava
    jennajava Posts: 2,176 Member

    I support you ladies like the steel wires holding up your lovely mammaries.

    Wire free here.
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
  • cathie2903
    cathie2903 Posts: 85 Member
    This is the funniest thread ever......I'm off to "flop" on the bathroom scales hahahaha!
  • Jane2285
    Jane2285 Posts: 187 Member
    I'm cracking up reading this....lol. I agree though. I want to try that when I get home. Don't think the husband will mind:)
  • dcmat
    dcmat Posts: 1,723 Member
    :wink:
    So I volunteer to do some lifting for weighing purposes. If I count the lifts and weights, I can count it as exercise right?


    As long as you do multiple reps/sets!

    You'll have to ssay whey each time you lift them. Oh, you meant weigh
  • Shanna_Inc86
    Shanna_Inc86 Posts: 781 Member
    MAN I love boobs!


    Carry on.

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    LMAO!!! I LOVE THIS...Because its true!
  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
    I THINK THAT IF EACH BOOB WEIGHS 9 POUNDS, I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO SAY I AM 18 POUNDS LIGHTER THAN WHAT THE SCALE SAYS!!!!!!!

    ......my husband agrees... boob weight should count against us ladies.
    <3

    So weigh your boobs! It will be the sexiest 10 pounds you've ever "LOST"
    This is why I encourage all to track body fat - not mere weight.

    The weight scale is not the whole picture. You can check this here for free:
    http://www.scientificpsychic.com/fitness/diet.html

    As for "boob weight" - forget it - lol
    All that is accounted for in BMI calculations for females.

    You must include it - :smooched:


    You're killing BOTH of my board fantasies today!! :wink: :laugh:
  • horndave
    horndave Posts: 565
    :wink:
    So I volunteer to do some lifting for weighing purposes. If I count the lifts and weights, I can count it as exercise right?


    As long as you do multiple reps/sets!

    Sounds great, one, two, three. Who needs them held?
  • JasonSwetland
    JasonSwetland Posts: 235 Member
    Do men get to subtract the weight of their moobs then?
  • jlewis2896
    jlewis2896 Posts: 763 Member
    I can't wait until my husband gets home from work...... :)
  • DatEpicChick
    DatEpicChick Posts: 358 Member
    There is nothing like along conversations on a wednesday afternoon about boobs. =] they are so timeless.... like the little black dress... but better
  • jmorrisof2
    jmorrisof2 Posts: 108 Member
    I know! I used to be a 42DDD. I had a breast reduction to slim it down. Best decision I ever made.

    Yeah, but what about scarring and the pain? I think I am about what you were. I am so afraid of pain and scarring since I am light.
  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
    I am a double J and I know my girls cant weigh 40 lbs! Im really about to go weigh them now lol.

    DAMN girl!!! I'm a G and you put me to shame!!!! :wink:
  • kmcw50
    kmcw50 Posts: 26 Member
    ummm I think I am supposed to know this, but....
    ... how do you weigh a boob?

    That was going to be my question!
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    ummm I think I am supposed to know this, but....
    ... how do you weigh a boob?

    That was going to be my question!

    I have a special scale designed just for boob weighing. ONLY MY SCALE IS ACCURATE! All are welcome.
  • PlunderBunneh
    PlunderBunneh Posts: 1,705 Member
    Bwaha! I'm curious how much of my weightloss has been boob...I know they have gone down (thank god!!!) from a G to a DDD. Not alot, but at least enough to find bras. Hmmm...
  • ScrewyChars-13040707
    ScrewyChars-13040707 Posts: 65 Member
    mine weigh at least 14lb each lol
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    <-- This boob weighs more than any of your boobs, I'm sure.

    Also, being a boob, am I weightless now? SWEET!
  • stacyjbaker1010
    stacyjbaker1010 Posts: 161 Member
    You know it! We women think of EVERYTHING!
  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
    ummm I think I am supposed to know this, but....
    ... how do you weigh a boob?

    That was going to be my question!

    I have a special scale designed just for boob weighing. ONLY MY SCALE IS ACCURATE! All are welcome.

    Exactly how do you test your scale's accuracy?
  • 5thanddes
    5thanddes Posts: 28 Member
    hahahha I totally agree too!!! I swear mine weight like 10 each!
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 935 Member
    As a guy my balls just hang to the floor. I just set them aside the scale so that the floor supports them, negating the weight. You know, since they aren't a part of my body.
  • JennysMan
    JennysMan Posts: 69
    Bwaha! I'm curious how much of my weightloss has been boob...I know they have gone down (thank god!!!) from a G to a DDD. Not alot, but at least enough to find bras. Hmmm...

    ...find bras? Does this mean that you didn't wear one before? :/
  • dcmat
    dcmat Posts: 1,723 Member
    This is nearly as funny as the cat pee diet thread - but that one got taken down :-(
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    mine weigh at least 14lb each lol

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    :laugh:
  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
    I know! I used to be a 42DDD. I had a breast reduction to slim it down. Best decision I ever made.

    Yeah, but what about scarring and the pain? I think I am about what you were. I am so afraid of pain and scarring since I am light.


    My best friend had a reduction and the only scar she has is a tiny little incision mark near the crease along the side. She was in some pain the day she had it done, but after that she said it wasn't anything unbearable and she also thinks it's the best thing she's ever done.

    I'm DEFINITELY getting a lift when I'm done losing weight....no reduction, though...I LOVE my big ones :bigsmile:
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