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      We're not implying that it's "wonderful aerobics", we're just saying that we do a lot more work to get ourselves off than you men do.

      hahahaha you don't have to be aerobic to get 'off' as a woman surely....there are many ways to do that without then need to be aerobic. So i would say there is just as mucj physical work for a guy?? lol
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      It's probably doubtful that is very many calories; especially *kitten*. The sex would have to be rather strenuous to burn much of anything.
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      Again, if it was such wonderful aerobics, big women the world over would be fit.

      It's just not.
      Don't kid yourself.

      So u have an issue with bigger women?
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      If you are not working up a sweat, you are doing it wrong!

      I feel like I ran a 5k after... sweat pouring, breathing heavy, legs weak and dying for water. Yeah, those b*tches that log washing dishes as cardio have nothing on me!
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      I know gals that breastfeed add negative calories to compensate for what was expressed. Should the guys do that too, in this case?


      and would you track the protein on the food tracker?
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      If you are not working up a sweat, you are doing it wrong!

      I feel like I ran a 5k after... sweat pouring, breathing heavy, legs weak and dying for water. Yeah, those b*tches that log washing dishes as cardio have nothing on me!

      go you LOL!! :happy:
    • Posts: 47 Member
      If you are not working up a sweat, you are doing it wrong!

      I feel like I ran a 5k after... sweat pouring, breathing heavy, legs weak and dying for water. Yeah, those b*tches that log washing dishes as cardio have nothing on me!

      Who logs cleaning anyway? Pointless
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      This reminds me... I need to go "exercise".... BRB...
    • Posts: 342 Member
      This may have been said but I'm not reading 4 pages of responses due to time. But like anything, if it's "regular" activity, I don't count it, but if it's something I do up and above my normal routine, then yes. So no I don't count sex as exercise because it's part of my regular activity. But how sexy would it be to wear your heart rate monitor (mines a chest strap) just to see LMAO :laugh:
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      Who logs cleaning anyway? Pointless

      Oh lord.. so many people log cleaning.
      Eff the world.
      Ok I get it, you were cleaning BUT MFP accounts for daily activity in your BMR.

      Off my soapbox! LOL
    • Posts: 10,477 Member
      I know gals that breastfeed add negative calories to compensate for what was expressed. Should the guys do that too, in this case?

      I think you're onto something here. Both high in protein too.

      But then does she need to add calories if...

      nevermind.
    • Posts: 2,380 Member
      You don't burn nearly as many calories during those activities as you might think. Definitely not that much during *kitten*. (lordy, can't wait for this to show up on my recent forum posts on my profile, eek). During actual intercourse, you might get a decent calorie burn if you're really active. But it's still probably not nearly what you're hoping it is. Count sex as a bonus, don't try to count it as actual exercise, unless you wear a device that tells you that you REALLY are burning a lot of calories. Or unless you're doing it for hours at a time. JMHO

      Breastfeeding is different, it legitimately burns up to 500 calories per day if baby's only form of nutrition is breastmilk.
    • Posts: 1,865 Member
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      I think you're onto something here. Both high in protein too.

      But then does she need to add calories if...

      nevermind.

      LMAO!!! Oh man...
    • Posts: 1,865 Member
      Exactly how crazy are your masturbating sessions that you would want to log it!?
      please provide video.. thanks.




      This is for educational purposes so it's ok to do so....
    • Posts: 471 Member
      I'm not sure is someone has posted this already (too many pages to go through) but:

      Based on the body weight of a 150-lb woman.....

      Kissing: 68 calories per hour
      Undressing: 8+ calories total
      Massaging: 80+ calories per hour
      Having Sex: 144+ calories per half-hour
      Giving Oral Sex: 100 calories per half-hour
      Using Your Hands: 100 calories per hour
      Romantic Dancing: 103 calories per half-hour
      Making Out: 238 calories per half-hour

      According to this website: http://www.womansday.com/sex-relationships/sex-tips/8-sexy-ways-to-burn-calories-110923
    • Posts: 788 Member
      you could always wear a heart rate monitor while you do it and see how many calories are burned.
    • Posts: 16 Member
      Time to find myself a boyfriend/girlfriend to help in burning more calories

      Why not both?
    • Posts: 843 Member
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      I think you're onto something here. Both high in protein too.

      But then does she need to add calories if...

      nevermind.


      LMFAO!!! :laugh: :drinker:
    • Posts: 2,096 Member
      At what point do you draw the line?

      Brushing teeth 10 calories
      Tying shoes 5 calories
      Shaving 5 calories
      Shower 7 calories
      Folding clothes 10 calories
      Going downstairs to answer door 10 calories
      Cleaning pool 40 calories
      Scooping dog poo 5 calories
      Throwing rocks at neighbors cat 10 calories
      Chasing kids off my lawn 20 calories
      Walking out to get morning paper 2 calories


      etc....
    • Posts: 761 Member
      I know gals that breastfeed add negative calories to compensate for what was expressed. Should the guys do that too, in this case?

      Wait.. Doesn't that mean I need to log those umm.. "protein injections" then?!?!

      UGH! There goes my calories for the day.
      D@mn
    • Posts: 843 Member
      Exactly how crazy are your masturbating sessions that you would want to log it!?
      please provide video.. thanks.




      This is for educational purposes so it's ok to do so....

      Please be sure that I get a copy of said educational video. Thank you.
    • Posts: 843 Member
      I'm not sure is someone has posted this already (too many pages to go through) but:

      Based on the body weight of a 150-lb woman.....

      Kissing: 68 calories per hour
      Undressing: 8+ calories total
      Massaging: 80+ calories per hour
      Having Sex: 144+ calories per half-hour
      Giving Oral Sex: 100 calories per half-hour
      Using Your Hands: 100 calories per hour
      Romantic Dancing: 103 calories per half-hour
      Making Out: 238 calories per half-hour

      According to this website: http://www.womansday.com/sex-relationships/sex-tips/8-sexy-ways-to-burn-calories-110923

      Ok, I'm sorry...but if you're burning almost 100 calories more making than having sex, you're doing it wrong!!! Woman's Day has their facts skewed, I think! LOL
    • Posts: 843 Member
      At what point do you draw the line?

      Brushing teeth 10 calories
      Tying shoes 5 calories
      Shaving 5 calories
      Shower 7 calories
      Folding clothes 10 calories
      Going downstairs to answer door 10 calories
      Cleaning pool 40 calories
      Scooping dog poo 5 calories
      Throwing rocks at neighbors cat 10 calories
      Chasing kids off my lawn 20 calories
      Walking out to get morning paper 2 calories


      etc....

      Personally, it should be each person's individual choice. If you choose to count those little calories, have at it!

      Make sure I never let my cat around you! :wink:
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      Please be sure that I get a copy of said educational video. Thank you.

      I think the video is out of the question lol I need to get a fella with great stamina tho
    • Posts: 761 Member
      [I think the video is out of the question lol I need to get a fella with great stamina tho

      Wait! Don't let him do all the work.. then he would spend all the calories. If you do all the work, you can log the calories :bigsmile:

      And please provide pix.. or it did not happen!
    • Posts: 1,865 Member
      :

      And please provide pix.. or it did not happen!

      That's my motto!
    • Posts: 47 Member
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      Wait! Don't let him do all the work.. then he would spend all the calories. If you do all the work, you can log the calories :bigsmile:

      And please provide pix.. or it did not happen!

      U are some kinky *****es lol
      Oh I just him to be able to last ages I can't have him stealing my cals now
    • Posts: 10 Member
      http://www.healthstatus.com/calculate/cbc

      This is my favorite way to see what the calories burned are. Pretty mignificent. Lol. Sex burns a lot of calories.
    • Posts: 843 Member
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      U are some kinky *****es lol
      Oh I just him to be able to last ages I can't have him stealing my cals now


      You know it! :tongue:
    • Posts: 200
      No offense, but only burning 45 cals during sex would be an awfully boring lay I think! Naturally, it's going to vary greatly, but I think it could definitely be worth logging at times. There are times that I've gone for a couple hours, and if it's been a while I'm sore the next day.

      I'm really curious about this now lol. If I think to wear my monitor next time I'll let you all know.
      this guy^^^..lol if you go for a couple of hours great. but if you do it in a half hour and shes knocked out asleep for 3 and a half hours later, then you did it right. y w
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