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  • sex does raise the heart rate but most conventional wisdom is that it's not LONG enough to classify as actual EXERCISE. IF you are having sex - for a half hour or more, I guess that's exercise but c'mon, get real. 5 mins of heart racing isn't exercise

    Seriously? I masterbate longer than 20 minutes


    Me too...5 minutes would even get me started! Men have NO idea, do they?! :laugh:
    Again, if it was such wonderful aerobics, big women the world over would be fit.

    It's just not.
    Don't kid yourself.

    We're not implying that it's "wonderful aerobics", we're just saying that we do a lot more work to get ourselves off than you men do.

    hahahaha you don't have to be aerobic to get 'off' as a woman surely....there are many ways to do that without then need to be aerobic. So i would say there is just as mucj physical work for a guy?? lol
  • Nopedotjpeg
    Nopedotjpeg Posts: 1,805 Member
    It's probably doubtful that is very many calories; especially *kitten*. The sex would have to be rather strenuous to burn much of anything.
  • shelley7890
    shelley7890 Posts: 47 Member
    sex does raise the heart rate but most conventional wisdom is that it's not LONG enough to classify as actual EXERCISE. IF you are having sex - for a half hour or more, I guess that's exercise but c'mon, get real. 5 mins of heart racing isn't exercise

    Seriously? I masterbate longer than 20 minutes

    Me too...5 minutes would even get me started! Men have NO idea, do they?! :laugh:
    Again, if it was such wonderful aerobics, big women the world over would be fit.

    It's just not.
    Don't kid yourself.

    So u have an issue with bigger women?
  • HMD7703
    HMD7703 Posts: 761 Member
    If you are not working up a sweat, you are doing it wrong!

    I feel like I ran a 5k after... sweat pouring, breathing heavy, legs weak and dying for water. Yeah, those b*tches that log washing dishes as cardio have nothing on me!
  • karenann1989
    karenann1989 Posts: 63 Member
    I know gals that breastfeed add negative calories to compensate for what was expressed. Should the guys do that too, in this case?


    and would you track the protein on the food tracker?
  • If you are not working up a sweat, you are doing it wrong!

    I feel like I ran a 5k after... sweat pouring, breathing heavy, legs weak and dying for water. Yeah, those b*tches that log washing dishes as cardio have nothing on me!

    go you LOL!! :happy:
  • shelley7890
    shelley7890 Posts: 47 Member
    If you are not working up a sweat, you are doing it wrong!

    I feel like I ran a 5k after... sweat pouring, breathing heavy, legs weak and dying for water. Yeah, those b*tches that log washing dishes as cardio have nothing on me!

    Who logs cleaning anyway? Pointless
  • CountryDevil
    CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
    This reminds me... I need to go "exercise".... BRB...
  • tchrnmommy
    tchrnmommy Posts: 342 Member
    This may have been said but I'm not reading 4 pages of responses due to time. But like anything, if it's "regular" activity, I don't count it, but if it's something I do up and above my normal routine, then yes. So no I don't count sex as exercise because it's part of my regular activity. But how sexy would it be to wear your heart rate monitor (mines a chest strap) just to see LMAO :laugh:
  • HMD7703
    HMD7703 Posts: 761 Member
    If you are not working up a sweat, you are doing it wrong!

    I feel like I ran a 5k after... sweat pouring, breathing heavy, legs weak and dying for water. Yeah, those b*tches that log washing dishes as cardio have nothing on me!

    Who logs cleaning anyway? Pointless

    Oh lord.. so many people log cleaning.
    Eff the world.
    Ok I get it, you were cleaning BUT MFP accounts for daily activity in your BMR.

    Off my soapbox! LOL
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I know gals that breastfeed add negative calories to compensate for what was expressed. Should the guys do that too, in this case?

    I think you're onto something here. Both high in protein too.

    But then does she need to add calories if...

    nevermind.
  • CMmrsfloyd
    CMmrsfloyd Posts: 2,380 Member
    You don't burn nearly as many calories during those activities as you might think. Definitely not that much during *kitten*. (lordy, can't wait for this to show up on my recent forum posts on my profile, eek). During actual intercourse, you might get a decent calorie burn if you're really active. But it's still probably not nearly what you're hoping it is. Count sex as a bonus, don't try to count it as actual exercise, unless you wear a device that tells you that you REALLY are burning a lot of calories. Or unless you're doing it for hours at a time. JMHO

    Breastfeeding is different, it legitimately burns up to 500 calories per day if baby's only form of nutrition is breastmilk.
  • SinIsIn
    SinIsIn Posts: 1,865 Member
    I know gals that breastfeed add negative calories to compensate for what was expressed. Should the guys do that too, in this case?

    I think you're onto something here. Both high in protein too.

    But then does she need to add calories if...

    nevermind.

    LMAO!!! Oh man...
  • SinIsIn
    SinIsIn Posts: 1,865 Member
    Exactly how crazy are your masturbating sessions that you would want to log it!?
    please provide video.. thanks.




    This is for educational purposes so it's ok to do so....
  • eeebee
    eeebee Posts: 471 Member
    I'm not sure is someone has posted this already (too many pages to go through) but:

    Based on the body weight of a 150-lb woman.....

    Kissing: 68 calories per hour
    Undressing: 8+ calories total
    Massaging: 80+ calories per hour
    Having Sex: 144+ calories per half-hour
    Giving Oral Sex: 100 calories per half-hour
    Using Your Hands: 100 calories per hour
    Romantic Dancing: 103 calories per half-hour
    Making Out: 238 calories per half-hour

    According to this website: http://www.womansday.com/sex-relationships/sex-tips/8-sexy-ways-to-burn-calories-110923
  • fionarama
    fionarama Posts: 788 Member
    you could always wear a heart rate monitor while you do it and see how many calories are burned.
  • KingBee79
    KingBee79 Posts: 16 Member
    Time to find myself a boyfriend/girlfriend to help in burning more calories

    Why not both?
  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
    I know gals that breastfeed add negative calories to compensate for what was expressed. Should the guys do that too, in this case?

    I think you're onto something here. Both high in protein too.

    But then does she need to add calories if...

    nevermind.


    LMFAO!!! :laugh: :drinker:
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    At what point do you draw the line?

    Brushing teeth 10 calories
    Tying shoes 5 calories
    Shaving 5 calories
    Shower 7 calories
    Folding clothes 10 calories
    Going downstairs to answer door 10 calories
    Cleaning pool 40 calories
    Scooping dog poo 5 calories
    Throwing rocks at neighbors cat 10 calories
    Chasing kids off my lawn 20 calories
    Walking out to get morning paper 2 calories


    etc....
  • HMD7703
    HMD7703 Posts: 761 Member
    I know gals that breastfeed add negative calories to compensate for what was expressed. Should the guys do that too, in this case?

    Wait.. Doesn't that mean I need to log those umm.. "protein injections" then?!?!

    UGH! There goes my calories for the day.
    D@mn
  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
    Exactly how crazy are your masturbating sessions that you would want to log it!?
    please provide video.. thanks.




    This is for educational purposes so it's ok to do so....

    Please be sure that I get a copy of said educational video. Thank you.
  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
    I'm not sure is someone has posted this already (too many pages to go through) but:

    Based on the body weight of a 150-lb woman.....

    Kissing: 68 calories per hour
    Undressing: 8+ calories total
    Massaging: 80+ calories per hour
    Having Sex: 144+ calories per half-hour
    Giving Oral Sex: 100 calories per half-hour
    Using Your Hands: 100 calories per hour
    Romantic Dancing: 103 calories per half-hour
    Making Out: 238 calories per half-hour

    According to this website: http://www.womansday.com/sex-relationships/sex-tips/8-sexy-ways-to-burn-calories-110923

    Ok, I'm sorry...but if you're burning almost 100 calories more making than having sex, you're doing it wrong!!! Woman's Day has their facts skewed, I think! LOL
  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
    At what point do you draw the line?

    Brushing teeth 10 calories
    Tying shoes 5 calories
    Shaving 5 calories
    Shower 7 calories
    Folding clothes 10 calories
    Going downstairs to answer door 10 calories
    Cleaning pool 40 calories
    Scooping dog poo 5 calories
    Throwing rocks at neighbors cat 10 calories
    Chasing kids off my lawn 20 calories
    Walking out to get morning paper 2 calories


    etc....

    Personally, it should be each person's individual choice. If you choose to count those little calories, have at it!

    Make sure I never let my cat around you! :wink:
  • shelley7890
    shelley7890 Posts: 47 Member
    Exactly how crazy are your masturbating sessions that you would want to log it!?
    please provide video.. thanks.




    This is for educational purposes so it's ok to do so....

    Please be sure that I get a copy of said educational video. Thank you.

    I think the video is out of the question lol I need to get a fella with great stamina tho
  • HMD7703
    HMD7703 Posts: 761 Member
    [I think the video is out of the question lol I need to get a fella with great stamina tho

    Wait! Don't let him do all the work.. then he would spend all the calories. If you do all the work, you can log the calories :bigsmile:

    And please provide pix.. or it did not happen!
  • SinIsIn
    SinIsIn Posts: 1,865 Member
    :

    And please provide pix.. or it did not happen!

    That's my motto!
  • shelley7890
    shelley7890 Posts: 47 Member
    [I think the video is out of the question lol I need to get a fella with great stamina tho

    Wait! Don't let him do all the work.. then he would spend all the calories. If you do all the work, you can log the calories :bigsmile:

    And please provide pix.. or it did not happen!

    U are some kinky *****es lol
    Oh I just him to be able to last ages I can't have him stealing my cals now
  • RubysMama23
    RubysMama23 Posts: 10 Member
    http://www.healthstatus.com/calculate/cbc

    This is my favorite way to see what the calories burned are. Pretty mignificent. Lol. Sex burns a lot of calories.
  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
    [I think the video is out of the question lol I need to get a fella with great stamina tho

    Wait! Don't let him do all the work.. then he would spend all the calories. If you do all the work, you can log the calories :bigsmile:

    And please provide pix.. or it did not happen!

    U are some kinky *****es lol
    Oh I just him to be able to last ages I can't have him stealing my cals now


    You know it! :tongue:
  • Hecnotha1
    Hecnotha1 Posts: 200
    No offense, but only burning 45 cals during sex would be an awfully boring lay I think! Naturally, it's going to vary greatly, but I think it could definitely be worth logging at times. There are times that I've gone for a couple hours, and if it's been a while I'm sore the next day.

    I'm really curious about this now lol. If I think to wear my monitor next time I'll let you all know.
    this guy^^^..lol if you go for a couple of hours great. but if you do it in a half hour and shes knocked out asleep for 3 and a half hours later, then you did it right. y w
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