you know when your overweight when....

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  • jferris91
    jferris91 Posts: 271 Member
    You're peacefully tanning in the beach only to suddenly be attacked by a gang of Green Peace volunteers that are trying to roll you back in to the water and saying "hang in there, we're gonna save you"!

    LMAO
  • quiksandy
    quiksandy Posts: 246 Member
    Your boobs are competing with your stomach for which has the most cleavage! (ewwww....stomach cleavage)
  • DancinBear63
    DancinBear63 Posts: 31 Member
    When you've realized that your husband did not shrink your clothes in the dryer.
  • jkestens63
    jkestens63 Posts: 1,164 Member
    When you get a bite mark on your stomach from a mentally ill patient, HR is going to take a picture in case of a workers comp claim - and the photographer says "hold on, let me get the wide angle lens".
  • CandeesLand
    CandeesLand Posts: 200
    you could easily fit a toddler's head into one of your bra cups :/

    Hehe, love this - but I can fit my own head into one of mine!!!! :blushing:

    Me too!
  • Natihilator
    Natihilator Posts: 1,778 Member
    When it takes 5 minutes or less to fill the bathtub with you sitting in it
  • dnwilson74
    dnwilson74 Posts: 3 Member
    When you have to actually get out of bed in order to change positions.:ohwell:
  • jarae876
    jarae876 Posts: 39 Member
    You're peacefully tanning in the beach only to suddenly be attacked by a gang of Green Peace volunteers that are trying to roll you back in to the water and saying "hang in there, we're gonna save you"!

    Holy Cow I just choked on my water at this because I couldn't help but laugh. This is a riot
  • Nicktemt
    Nicktemt Posts: 35
    When you're grandmother you haven't seen in several years says, "hunny you sure filled out."

    Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot.... Gramma.
  • RealMattHopkins
    RealMattHopkins Posts: 75 Member
    You realize you don't really have that many friends. It was just the gravitational pull. :P
  • jill___
    jill___ Posts: 188 Member
    you could easily fit a toddler's head into one of your bra cups :/

    Hehe, love this - but I can fit my own head into one of mine!!!! :blushing:

    Me too!

    Reading all of these, I kept saying "I'm so glad this doesn't happen to me anymore"... but THIS. This will never go away for me. I've lost almost 50lbs, and somehow I've gone from a 42DD to a 36DDD!!!!
  • NVMoon
    NVMoon Posts: 7
    When you suddenly realize your thighs are saying: You let me by ... I let you by.
  • Myhighway2
    Myhighway2 Posts: 53
    Have the hardest time tieing my shoes.
  • alishuman
    alishuman Posts: 62
    Your 6'2" 230 lb husband "accidentally" wears your shorts and doesn't realize it until he is at your son's football tryouts....true story!

    Yep, my huband wore ladies shorts to take my son to football tryouts. Oh, the irony! :laugh:

    Oh yeah... my husband slipped on my cargo jeans a few months ago... =( Took him a minute to figure out why they were highwaters.
  • SuperSnoopy
    SuperSnoopy Posts: 3,459 Member
    When you dont get your feet wet when having a shower!
  • Kelly_1981
    Kelly_1981 Posts: 472 Member
    When you are walking along the road and one builder shouts "Hey luv you ought to be a model" and his mate shouts "Yeah ...for Ford"

    This actually happened to me :sad:


    OMG! Thats awful I would have wanted to kill!
  • Fourmenandalady28
    Fourmenandalady28 Posts: 87
    Your thighs are still moving long after you stopped walking, when department stores greet u at the door informing u they don't carry your size, people assume you shop atLane Bryant.
  • Myhighway2
    Myhighway2 Posts: 53
    I hate that it happened to me.
  • dnwilson74
    dnwilson74 Posts: 3 Member
    When you try out your new workout dvd for the 1st time, completely proud of yourself for having made it through w/o dying and your child comes over to and says, "You need to return that and get your money back because it does'nt work, your still fat. That's false advertising."
  • Myhighway2
    Myhighway2 Posts: 53
    I hate that!
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    When strangers come up and rub your belly saying "Budah Budah Budah".
  • traceybarbour
    traceybarbour Posts: 226 Member
    When you weigh your self 5 times in a row to see if the number goes down ..Move the scale around and all..
  • cdc33
    cdc33 Posts: 495 Member
    when your running and you here clapping your thinking what is that then you realize its your gut flapping up and down :huh:
  • keg619
    keg619 Posts: 356 Member
    When my, then, 4 year old cousin told me she thought my belly and legs were too big. *sigh* At least she was telling the truth! I've also had a woman at my work ask me if I had my baby yet, and when I'm due...100% no possibility of that happening...and she refuses to believe that I'm not the woman carrying a child!
  • larat71
    larat71 Posts: 60
    You can't give yourself a pedicure anymore:(
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    You hear yourself on the phone and realize you sound like Darth Vader.
  • Laceyc82
    Laceyc82 Posts: 40 Member
    When you go get a pedicure just to have your toenails trimmed. : /
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    You order a 2nd drink from McDonalds just so the drive in person will think you are ordering for 2 (maybe 3).
  • dnwilson74
    dnwilson74 Posts: 3 Member
    When you go to the movies you have to make sure you get the row with arms that go up or you will not fit.
    &
    When you use a public restroom it has to be the handicap stall or else it just won't work :(
  • tnorth82
    tnorth82 Posts: 186
    people say. 'don't you look well'
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