you know when your overweight when....

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  • mikemod
    mikemod Posts: 5 Member
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    You step on your digital scale and the reading says:

    ONE AT A TIME PLEASE!!! :laugh:
  • Kaddyshack21
    Kaddyshack21 Posts: 225 Member
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    You have to hold you breath to tie your shoes.

    the worst. Not only that but you have to take breather breaks between shoes. SAD.
  • Fattack
    Fattack Posts: 666 Member
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    you could easily fit a toddler's head into one of your bra cups :/
  • sarahsmom1
    sarahsmom1 Posts: 1,501 Member
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    When you throw cookies away and then want them back
  • chefgorman
    chefgorman Posts: 45 Member
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    When you use a grabby to get paper off the printer while sitting at your desk 4 feet away!!
  • TamsinEllis
    TamsinEllis Posts: 293
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    When you sit on someones bed, and both your weights combined break one of the slats underneath, whoops.
  • MollyDurham
    MollyDurham Posts: 39 Member
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    You're peacefully tanning in the beach only to suddenly be attacked by a gang of Green Peace volunteers that are trying to roll you back in to the water and saying "hang in there, we're gonna save you"!
  • Quarrysider
    Quarrysider Posts: 56 Member
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    you could easily fit a toddler's head into one of your bra cups :/

    Hehe, love this - but I can fit my own head into one of mine!!!! :blushing:
  • LauraMyny
    LauraMyny Posts: 34 Member
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    My weenie got small.



    Hahahaha This made me LOL!
  • CherryOnionKiss
    CherryOnionKiss Posts: 376 Member
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    When your muffin top have his own satellite
  • jrlittle88
    jrlittle88 Posts: 1
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    when you have to squeeze yourself in to the public restroom stall.
  • NBabi91
    NBabi91 Posts: 270 Member
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    When a small kid comes up to you points and says "You're fat!"
  • shvits
    shvits Posts: 249 Member
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    I don't want my picture taken. If I don't see it then it might not be me really. EEK!
  • helenoftroy1
    helenoftroy1 Posts: 638 Member
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    I'm so with the shoelace tying!

    When your *kitten* takes most things off the table as you turn around and when you swing around to see what happened your boobs knock everything off the shelf :cry:

    when you stare lovingly at people's knee high boots and they ask if you want to try them on but you can't face the embarrassment of them not even going over the cankles!

    when someone says "you dance good for a fat bird" (yep happened to me! Now they say you dance good for an old bird! Seems I can't win!!) But I dance good!!!
    :sad:
  • Bucifan202
    Bucifan202 Posts: 25
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    i love that one
  • charm_quark
    charm_quark Posts: 316 Member
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    When...
    1. Your bra, makes you markings... and after a while you can't breathe!
    2. You can't zip your jean!
  • shvits
    shvits Posts: 249 Member
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    I was going to put a picture of my dog, but I realized I need to see myself as I am.....anyway I decided no picture......Need to think better of myself first
  • AmoreCouture
    AmoreCouture Posts: 255 Member
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    ...when you can no longer cross your legs while sitting.
    ...when a regular towel no longer wraps all the way around you.
  • sloneczka
    sloneczka Posts: 18
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    BEEN There! (re: getting congrats on a non-existent pregnancy) happened twice this summer :(
  • shellimus
    shellimus Posts: 158 Member
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    Your 6'2" 230 lb husband "accidentally" wears your shorts and doesn't realize it until he is at your son's football tryouts....true story!

    Yep, my huband wore ladies shorts to take my son to football tryouts. Oh, the irony! :laugh:

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