Chuck Norris Facts

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  • craig1970
    craig1970 Posts: 139 Member
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    Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

    LMAO
  • SweetProgression
    SweetProgression Posts: 65 Member
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    They called Chuck Norris "Walker" because that's what you'll need after he walks all over you
  • CharityPearce
    CharityPearce Posts: 215
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    Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin, which he built with his own two hands. (So love Chuck Norris jokes)!
  • jessicajoy87
    jessicajoy87 Posts: 905
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    I LOVE Chuck Norris jokes! I used to watch Walker all the time with my dad!


    Chuck Norris is the reason ET went home!

    Chuch Norris will never have a heart attack, his heart isn't foolish enough to attack him!

    Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night!

    When the boogy man goes to sleep he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  • MummyOfSeven
    MummyOfSeven Posts: 314 Member
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    Courtesy of my son:

    At Chuck Norris' bachelor party, he ate the entire cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

    Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

    Chuck Norris once donated ten litres of blood. After that he won the Tour de France on a pogo stick.

    It never rains on Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris can eat a Rubik's Cube and poop it out solved.

    Chuck Norris is not God, but he beats him at golf.

    Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

    Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone just by rubbing it on his beard,

    Chuck Norris once leaned against a tower in Pisa, Italy.

    Chuck Norris' bloodtype is D.O.A.

    You're welcome :laugh:
  • CharityPearce
    CharityPearce Posts: 215
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    Chuck Norris owns a piece of property in the Atlantic. It's often referred to as "The Bermuda Triangle". Chuck Norris does NOT like intruders. : )
  • _snw_
    _snw_ Posts: 1,305 Member
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    Chuck Norris can beat you in a game of connect four in three moves.
  • california_peach
    california_peach Posts: 1,858 Member
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    Chuck Norris was shot today. The bullet's funeral is tomorrow.
  • craig1970
    craig1970 Posts: 139 Member
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    Chuck Norris was shot today. The bullet's funeral is tomorrow.

    Love this ^^^
  • deeharley
    deeharley Posts: 1,208 Member
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    Chuck Norris is an action verb.

    :laugh:
  • mrsbarz
    mrsbarz Posts: 99 Member
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    Chuck Norris had an idea to sell his own urine...It's called Red Bull!

    Death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
  • Bahet
    Bahet Posts: 1,254 Member
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    Chuck Norris kicked Superman so hard he turned into Justin Beiber.

    It took God 7 days to create the world because he had to wait for Chuck Norris's approval.
  • chelleymarie88
    chelleymarie88 Posts: 775
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    Chuck Norris had an idea to sell his own urine...It's called Red Bull!

    Death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

    LOL@Death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
  • jwalker30
    jwalker30 Posts: 282
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    Chuck Norris took a trip to the Virgin Islands.

    Now they are just called the Islands
  • mrsbarz
    mrsbarz Posts: 99 Member
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    If you type into Google "Find Chuck Norris" nothing will come up, because Chuck Norris finds you.

    Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there's no signs of life there.

    Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light not, because he's afraid of the dark, but, because the dark is afraid of him.

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