If I eat canned salmon without the salmon

manderson27

If i eat canned salmon without a fork, does this make me an animal?

Only if the salmon is leaping up a waterfall.

30yearssincebikini

Bahaha I'm laughing my butt off and I haven't even finished reading this crazy thread!

badgerbadger1

YOU CAN EAT THE SALMON!!!

Take the salmon out of the tin and drain the juice (set this aside for your water allowance)
Take the salmon (in a suitable container) to your nearest restaraunt
Find someone who has finshed their meal but who's plate is still on the table
Open the container and put your salmon on their plate.
The calories fat etc in the salmon wil now count as part of their daily allowance as it is on their plate not yours
You can now eat the salmon from their plate and it will count as negative calories and therefore you can log it as excercise.
Job done, oh and if you take your own fork you can log it as weight training.

Good luck

Oh wow this is AAMMMAAAAZZZING advice!!! Now I can double my negative calories right?

manderson27

Ok about exercise, is it true that I can burn 1200 calories in 15 mins doing finger aerobics?

Yes it is, you can purchase weights to put on your fingers and this will double the intensity of your work out.

mroper

What you have to do is buy one of those weight loss rings and a belly burner weight loss belt first. Then when you eat the canned salmon without the salmon, you actually lose it immediately! Plus if you eat the banana right afterwards it will load your body with the Vitamin Z and that blocks all calories from entering the body. :bigsmile:

badgerbadger1

Ok about exercise, is it true that I can burn 1200 calories in 15 mins doing finger aerobics?

Yes it is, you can purchase weights to put on your fingers and this will double the intensity of your work out.

No sorry, weights are right out. Like the previous poster said, I don't want to bulk up and look like a man.

abvickrey

GREAT! Just bought a set of finger weights to double the calorie burn... should I add more weight or do these look they will burn approximately 2400 calories/15 minutes? http://www.promedxpress.com/products/finger-weights-5pc/?sourcecode=PGOOPF&gclid=CJmd27S7660CFQ2R7QodPBJG7A

manderson27

YOU CAN EAT THE SALMON!!!

Take the salmon out of the tin and drain the juice (set this aside for your water allowance)
Take the salmon (in a suitable container) to your nearest restaraunt
Find someone who has finshed their meal but who's plate is still on the table
Open the container and put your salmon on their plate.
The calories fat etc in the salmon wil now count as part of their daily allowance as it is on their plate not yours
You can now eat the salmon from their plate and it will count as negative calories and therefore you can log it as excercise.
Job done, oh and if you take your own fork you can log it as weight training.

Good luck

Oh wow this is AAMMMAAAAZZZING advice!!! Now I can double my negative calories right?

Yes. . I can lose a good 3 quarks a week using this method.

badgerbadger1

YOU CAN EAT THE SALMON!!!

Take the salmon out of the tin and drain the juice (set this aside for your water allowance)
Take the salmon (in a suitable container) to your nearest restaraunt
Find someone who has finshed their meal but who's plate is still on the table
Open the container and put your salmon on their plate.
The calories fat etc in the salmon wil now count as part of their daily allowance as it is on their plate not yours
You can now eat the salmon from their plate and it will count as negative calories and therefore you can log it as excercise.
Job done, oh and if you take your own fork you can log it as weight training.

Good luck

Oh wow this is AAMMMAAAAZZZING advice!!! Now I can double my negative calories right?

Yes. . I can lose a good 3 quarks a week using this method.

Ok you lost me with that big sciency werd "quarks".

dls06

Ok about exercise, is it true that I can burn 1200 calories in 15 mins doing finger aerobics?

Yes it is, you can purchase weights to put on your fingers and this will double the intensity of your work out.

If you put it on your toes you can bouble the burn.

rmsrws

If I eat the label off the canned slamon with out the salmon, does it count as fiber? or will this "bulk me up" as I do not want to look like a dude!

badgerbadger1

If I eat the label off the canned slamon with out the salmon, does it count as fiber? or will this "bulk me up" as I do not want to look like a dude!

DO NOT eat the label. Did you see how many calories are listed on that thing??

Bubs05

Ok about exercise, is it true that I can burn 1200 calories in 15 mins doing finger aerobics?

I thought I'd try C25K or 30DS. Has anybody tried it? I heard that you can lose 60 pounds doing 30DS for a week!!!!!

JustLindaLou

OMG people, I am laughing so flipping hard right now, I actually snorted and slapped my desk a couple times! (alright, great calorie burn!!) Thank you for one of the funniest threads ever. I have to stop laughing now, my abs might have accidentally crunched and now I will have to eat those exercise calories - but fortunately I fed the cat Friskies Salmon this morning, i think the can is around here somewhere.... :laugh:

manderson27

YOU CAN EAT THE SALMON!!!

Take the salmon out of the tin and drain the juice (set this aside for your water allowance)
Take the salmon (in a suitable container) to your nearest restaraunt
Find someone who has finshed their meal but who's plate is still on the table
Open the container and put your salmon on their plate.
The calories fat etc in the salmon wil now count as part of their daily allowance as it is on their plate not yours
You can now eat the salmon from their plate and it will count as negative calories and therefore you can log it as excercise.
Job done, oh and if you take your own fork you can log it as weight training.

Good luck

Oh wow this is AAMMMAAAAZZZING advice!!! Now I can double my negative calories right?

Yes. . I can lose a good 3 quarks a week using this method.

Ok you lost me with that big sciency werd "quarks".

A quark is almost as big as an atom so you can see I am going to be at goal in around 2 light years LOL

manderson27

If I eat the label off the canned slamon with out the salmon, does it count as fiber? or will this "bulk me up" as I do not want to look like a dude!

ROFL wish I had thought of this one :flowerforyou:

DWilbanks

Question if you share your can with another MFP'er does it count as double negative 0 calories? If so... wanna share?:happy:

itsuki

You know, I'm seeing a lot of negativity and mean comments on this thread... people thinking this is a joke, that these couldn't really be real weight loss methods.... JEEZE, laughing at someone's attempt to be healthy is NOT NICE.

Just because YOU don't like pregnant women pee or Crossfit or eating canned salmon without the salmon does NOT mean it's not a legitimate way for some people to loose weight. Everyone is different!

This is supposed to be a community, like, where people are nice to each other. Just like the rest of the internet. You need to respect the OPs health choices, not laugh at them.

the_journeyman

If you eat the can, can you skip your iron supplement?

JM

QueenJayJay

You know, I'm seeing a lot of negativity and mean comments on this thread... people thinking this is a joke, that these couldn't really be real weight loss methods.... JEEZE, laughing at someone's attempt to be healthy is NOT NICE.

Just because YOU don't like pregnant women pee or Crossfit or eating canned salmon without the salmon does NOT mean it's not a legitimate way for some people to loose weight. Everyone is different!

This is supposed to be a community, like, where people are nice to each other. Just like the rest of the internet. You need to respect the OPs health choices, not laugh at them.

Thank you for being the FIRST person to point this out. Now, is it lose or loose?