I'm bored...let's talk dirty

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  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 532 Member
    Yes, I am shamelessly flirting with you. You should totally friend request me.

    I'm very flattered, but taken. XD


    By me. Don't forget that little fact. And yes, I'm the jealous type.
    Damnit! :brokenheart:
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    And, my nose looks really cute in this photo!
    I think you look pretty cute in this photo.

    Yes, I am shamelessly flirting with you. You should totally friend request me.



    I'm very flattered, but taken. XD


    By me. Don't forget that little fact. And yes, I'm the jealous type.

    Hot. Lesbian. Sex

    ... I totally put that in the wrong place on the first attempt
  • dontwantausername1
    dontwantausername1 Posts: 120 Member
    Wanna hear a dirty joke?

    Jimmy fell in the mud.

    Wanna hear a clean joke?

    Jimmy took a bath with bubbles.

    Wanna hear a dirty joke?

    Bubbles is a man.

    :smokin:

    That's really funny.
  • wlgreen379
    wlgreen379 Posts: 104
    My wife cleaned the carpets today... couches, too...
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 532 Member


    ... I totally put that in the wrong place on the first attempt
    Bazinga!
  • DominoFrost
    DominoFrost Posts: 68

    Hot. Lesbian. Sex

    ... I totally put that in the wrong place on the first attempt

    I wondered what you were doing.
  • SammyPacks
    SammyPacks Posts: 697 Member
    I need to wash my gym clothes BADLY.
  • kaitimae
    kaitimae Posts: 727 Member
    My ceiling fan blades are disgusting. But I am not tall enough to reach them. I will have to enlist one of my taller housemates to clean them before it gets to be summer when I need to use the fan.
  • Cr8tive_Ingenuity
    Cr8tive_Ingenuity Posts: 181
    One word, *kitten*
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member


    ... I totally put that in the wrong place on the first attempt
    Bazinga!

    OMG! You like the Big Bang Theory?! HairDynasty, we might have to have a threesome!
  • DominoFrost
    DominoFrost Posts: 68
    I need to wash my gym clothes BADLY.

    Febreeze them. Brand new gym clothes for another day or so.
  • Stefanie7125
    Stefanie7125 Posts: 462 Member
    The view from my desk:

    .........


    when were you at my house????????
  • DominoFrost
    DominoFrost Posts: 68

    OMG! You like the Big Bang Theory?! HairDynasty, we might have to have a threesome!

    I'm down. But only if I can do the Batman voice.
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 532 Member

    OMG! You like the Big Bang Theory?! HairDynasty, we might have to have a threesome!

    I'm down. But only if I can do the Batman voice.
    .
    :love:
  • DominoFrost
    DominoFrost Posts: 68

    :love:

    I'm taking that as a yes.
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member

    :love:

    I'm taking that as a yes.

    If it was a no, I would ask him if he would be game if I had a cat.
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 532 Member

    :love:

    I'm taking that as a yes.
    .
    It was most certainly a yes!
  • DominoFrost
    DominoFrost Posts: 68


    If it was a no, I would ask him if he would be game if I had a cat.

    Maybe he's more of a dog person?
  • corrieville
    corrieville Posts: 113 Member
    My stinky gym clothes from working out twice today...
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 532 Member


    If it was a no, I would ask him if he would be game if I had a cat.

    Maybe he's more of a dog person?
    I do think dogs have more style
  • DominoFrost
    DominoFrost Posts: 68

    I do think dogs have more style

    I'm picturing bowties and top hats.
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 532 Member

    I do think dogs have more style

    I'm picturing bowties and top hats.
    Definitely the picture in my hear right now... :indifferent:
  • DominoFrost
    DominoFrost Posts: 68

    Definitely the picture in my hear right now... :indifferent:

    You're killin' me kid...
  • carrieebg
    carrieebg Posts: 20 Member
    My kitty got a hold of a cool-aid packet and opened it on the carpet. There was no saving the carpet. Nice.....I know. :grumble:
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 532 Member

    Definitely the picture in my hear right now... :indifferent:

    You're killin' me kid...
    Killing is code for what, again?
  • DominoFrost
    DominoFrost Posts: 68

    Killing is code for what, again?

    We can't let the ninjas know what it's code for. Get with the program!
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member

    :love:

    I'm taking that as a yes.
    .
    It was most certainly a yes!

    Who needs the flirt threads when you're beautiful and full of personality?
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 532 Member

    Killing is code for what, again?

    We can't let the ninjas know what it's code for. Get with the program!
    Crap, right! Sorry I forgot about the thing with thing in the thing impaling the thing. Goooot ya *wink wink*
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 532 Member

    :love:

    I'm taking that as a yes.
    .
    It was most certainly a yes!

    Who needs the flirt threads when you're beautiful and full of personality?
    :blushing:

    You're talking about me, right?
  • DominoFrost
    DominoFrost Posts: 68


    We can't let the ninjas know what it's code for. Get with the program!
    Crap, right! Sorry I forgot about the thing with thing in the thing impaling the thing. Goooot ya *wink wink*

    Congratulations. You graduated to a new weapon of... safety scissors! It's all we can trust you with right now.
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