I'm bored...let's talk dirty

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  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 541
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    Hmmm, do tell...


    Shh. It's a secret.
    :grumble:
  • DominoFrost
    DominoFrost Posts: 68
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    Hmmm, do tell...


    Shh. It's a secret.
    :grumble:


    Okay fine. It involves an alpaca, a midget, a pool full of noodles, and a mute magician. That's as far as I'm going.
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 541
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    :grumble:

    Okay fine. It involves an alpaca, a midget, a pool full of noodles, and a mute magician. That's as far as I'm going.
    You had me at alpaca!
  • DominoFrost
    DominoFrost Posts: 68
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    :grumble:

    Okay fine. It involves an alpaca, a midget, a pool full of noodles, and a mute magician. That's as far as I'm going.
    You had me at alpaca!


    Annnnnnd welcome to my 21st birthday.
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 541
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    Annnnnnd welcome to my 21st birthday.

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  • DominoFrost
    DominoFrost Posts: 68
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    Annnnnnd welcome to my 21st birthday.

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    I SHOULD HAVE NEVER TRUSTED YOU WITH THOSE SAFETY SCISSORS!
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 541
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  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 541
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    I SHOULD HAVE NEVER TRUSTED YOU WITH THOSE SAFETY SCISSORS!
    But...I made you these:
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  • DominoFrost
    DominoFrost Posts: 68
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    I SHOULD HAVE NEVER TRUSTED YOU WITH THOSE SAFETY SCISSORS!
    But...I made you these:
    6a00e551101c5488340111686160bd970c-500wi


    ...Are they edible?
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 541
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    I SHOULD HAVE NEVER TRUSTED YOU WITH THOSE SAFETY SCISSORS!
    But...I made you these:
    6a00e551101c5488340111686160bd970c-500wi


    ...Are they edible?
    Anything is edible with syrup!
  • DominoFrost
    DominoFrost Posts: 68
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    But...I made you these:
    6a00e551101c5488340111686160bd970c-500wi


    ...Are they edible?
    Anything is edible with syrup!

    Correction. Everything is edible with ketchup.
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 541
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    Anything is edible with syrup!

    Correction. Everything is edible with ketchup.

    Of course! Thank you for reminding me!
  • DominoFrost
    DominoFrost Posts: 68
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    Correction. Everything is edible with ketchup.

    Of course! Thank you for reminding me!

    No problem. It's what I'm here for. Correcting the mistakes of others.
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 541
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    Correction. Everything is edible with ketchup.

    Of course! Thank you for reminding me!

    No problem. It's what I'm here for. Correcting the mistakes of others.
    This is hardly a threesome.
  • DominoFrost
    DominoFrost Posts: 68
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    No problem. It's what I'm here for. Correcting the mistakes of others.
    This is hardly a threesome.

    She was intimidated by the Batman voice.
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 541
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    She was intimidated by the Batman voice.
    Well, that's a shame. I got her an alpaca... I guess I'll return it now
  • DominoFrost
    DominoFrost Posts: 68
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    Well, that's a shame. I got her an alpaca... I guess I'll return it now

    Well if you named it, you have to keep it. That's the rules.
  • ojell
    ojell Posts: 749 Member
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    I have a taco stain on my carpet....
    I'd lick it clean

    LMAO
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 541
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    Well, that's a shame. I got her an alpaca... I guess I'll return it now

    Well if you named it, you have to keep it. That's the rules.
    Peter. That's what I named her.
  • LilacDreamer
    LilacDreamer Posts: 1,365 Member
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    we have a lot of stuff to throw out, including stuff from the fridge, garbage, packing peanuts, etc.

    basically a mess./..two garbage bags full.....then we realized i cant find my car keys, and i thought they might have fallen into the garbage bags...so i had to stick my arm in there and dig around. it was really gross.

    and I STILL CANT FIND THEM

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