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I'm bored...let's talk dirty
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I'm taking that as a yes.
It was most certainly a yes!
Who needs the flirt threads when you're beautiful and full of personality?
You're talking about me, right?
Yes. You're the most beautiful woman I've seen on here in a while. Oh, no, wait, that was MY profile picture. Sorry! XD0 -
Crap, right! Sorry I forgot about the thing with thing in the thing impaling the thing. Goooot ya *wink wink*
We can't let the ninjas know what it's code for. Get with the program!
Congratulations. You graduated to a new weapon of... safety scissors! It's all we can trust you with right now.
You can actually run with safety scissors! They're exciting!0 -
I'm so filthy, I should be on Hoarders. ok not quite that bad.
my kitchen floor is sticky. that's bad, right?0 -
Well, I gotta start somewhere. It's all about where one finishes that's important!
Congratulations. You graduated to a new weapon of... safety scissors! It's all we can trust you with right now.0 -
I have not vacuumed since Obama's inauguration. I'm not kidding.0
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My room was really dirty until my wonderful amazing roommate cleaned it!
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Well, I gotta start somewhere. It's all about where one finishes that's important!
And now I start thinking about the title of this thread... And I should be banned from the internet for what is going through my head right now.0 -
Hmmm, do tell...
Well, I gotta start somewhere. It's all about where one finishes that's important!
And now I start thinking about the title of this thread... And I should be banned from the internet for what is going through my head right now.0 -
Everything needs to be mopped - bathroom and kitchen .. I hate mopping - but I don't like dirt either =/0
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Hmmm, do tell...
Well, I gotta start somewhere. It's all about where one finishes that's important!
And now I start thinking about the title of this thread... And I should be banned from the internet for what is going through my head right now.
Shh. It's a secret.0 -
:grumble:Hmmm, do tell...
Shh. It's a secret.0 -
:grumble:Hmmm, do tell...
Shh. It's a secret.
Okay fine. It involves an alpaca, a midget, a pool full of noodles, and a mute magician. That's as far as I'm going.0 -
You had me at alpaca!:grumble:
Okay fine. It involves an alpaca, a midget, a pool full of noodles, and a mute magician. That's as far as I'm going.0 -
You had me at alpaca!:grumble:
Okay fine. It involves an alpaca, a midget, a pool full of noodles, and a mute magician. That's as far as I'm going.
Annnnnnd welcome to my 21st birthday.0 -
Annnnnnd welcome to my 21st birthday.
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Annnnnnd welcome to my 21st birthday.
I SHOULD HAVE NEVER TRUSTED YOU WITH THOSE SAFETY SCISSORS!0 -
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But...I made you these:
I SHOULD HAVE NEVER TRUSTED YOU WITH THOSE SAFETY SCISSORS!0 -
But...I made you these:
I SHOULD HAVE NEVER TRUSTED YOU WITH THOSE SAFETY SCISSORS!
...Are they edible?0 -
Anything is edible with syrup!
But...I made you these:
I SHOULD HAVE NEVER TRUSTED YOU WITH THOSE SAFETY SCISSORS!
...Are they edible?0 -
Anything is edible with syrup!
But...I made you these:
...Are they edible?
Correction. Everything is edible with ketchup.0 -
Anything is edible with syrup!
Correction. Everything is edible with ketchup.
Of course! Thank you for reminding me!0 -
Correction. Everything is edible with ketchup.
Of course! Thank you for reminding me!
No problem. It's what I'm here for. Correcting the mistakes of others.0 -
This is hardly a threesome.
Correction. Everything is edible with ketchup.
Of course! Thank you for reminding me!
No problem. It's what I'm here for. Correcting the mistakes of others.0 -
This is hardly a threesome.
No problem. It's what I'm here for. Correcting the mistakes of others.
She was intimidated by the Batman voice.0 -
Well, that's a shame. I got her an alpaca... I guess I'll return it nowShe was intimidated by the Batman voice.0 -
Well, that's a shame. I got her an alpaca... I guess I'll return it now
Well if you named it, you have to keep it. That's the rules.0 -
I'd lick it cleanI have a taco stain on my carpet....
LMAO0 -
Peter. That's what I named her.Well, that's a shame. I got her an alpaca... I guess I'll return it now
Well if you named it, you have to keep it. That's the rules.0 -
we have a lot of stuff to throw out, including stuff from the fridge, garbage, packing peanuts, etc.
basically a mess./..two garbage bags full.....then we realized i cant find my car keys, and i thought they might have fallen into the garbage bags...so i had to stick my arm in there and dig around. it was really gross.
and I STILL CANT FIND THEM0
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