I'm bored...let's talk dirty

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  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member

    :love:

    I'm taking that as a yes.
    .
    It was most certainly a yes!

    Who needs the flirt threads when you're beautiful and full of personality?
    :blushing:

    You're talking about me, right?

    Yes. You're the most beautiful woman I've seen on here in a while. Oh, no, wait, that was MY profile picture. Sorry! XD
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member


    We can't let the ninjas know what it's code for. Get with the program!
    Crap, right! Sorry I forgot about the thing with thing in the thing impaling the thing. Goooot ya *wink wink*

    Congratulations. You graduated to a new weapon of... safety scissors! It's all we can trust you with right now.

    You can actually run with safety scissors! They're exciting!
  • agentscully514
    agentscully514 Posts: 616 Member
    I'm so filthy, I should be on Hoarders. ok not quite that bad.
    my kitchen floor is sticky. that's bad, right?
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 532 Member

    Congratulations. You graduated to a new weapon of... safety scissors! It's all we can trust you with right now.
    Well, I gotta start somewhere. It's all about where one finishes that's important!
  • agentscully514
    agentscully514 Posts: 616 Member
    I have not vacuumed since Obama's inauguration. I'm not kidding.
  • missimperfect
    missimperfect Posts: 66 Member
    My room was really dirty until my wonderful amazing roommate cleaned it! :)
  • DominoFrost
    DominoFrost Posts: 68

    Well, I gotta start somewhere. It's all about where one finishes that's important!

    And now I start thinking about the title of this thread... And I should be banned from the internet for what is going through my head right now.
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 532 Member

    Well, I gotta start somewhere. It's all about where one finishes that's important!

    And now I start thinking about the title of this thread... And I should be banned from the internet for what is going through my head right now.
    Hmmm, do tell...
  • LosingLadi
    LosingLadi Posts: 42 Member
    Everything needs to be mopped - bathroom and kitchen .. I hate mopping - but I don't like dirt either =/
  • DominoFrost
    DominoFrost Posts: 68

    Well, I gotta start somewhere. It's all about where one finishes that's important!

    And now I start thinking about the title of this thread... And I should be banned from the internet for what is going through my head right now.
    Hmmm, do tell...


    Shh. It's a secret.
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 532 Member
    Hmmm, do tell...


    Shh. It's a secret.
    :grumble:
  • DominoFrost
    DominoFrost Posts: 68
    Hmmm, do tell...


    Shh. It's a secret.
    :grumble:


    Okay fine. It involves an alpaca, a midget, a pool full of noodles, and a mute magician. That's as far as I'm going.
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 532 Member
    :grumble:

    Okay fine. It involves an alpaca, a midget, a pool full of noodles, and a mute magician. That's as far as I'm going.
    You had me at alpaca!
  • DominoFrost
    DominoFrost Posts: 68
    :grumble:

    Okay fine. It involves an alpaca, a midget, a pool full of noodles, and a mute magician. That's as far as I'm going.
    You had me at alpaca!


    Annnnnnd welcome to my 21st birthday.
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 532 Member
    Annnnnnd welcome to my 21st birthday.

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  • DominoFrost
    DominoFrost Posts: 68
    Annnnnnd welcome to my 21st birthday.

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    I SHOULD HAVE NEVER TRUSTED YOU WITH THOSE SAFETY SCISSORS!
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 532 Member
    ...
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 532 Member

    I SHOULD HAVE NEVER TRUSTED YOU WITH THOSE SAFETY SCISSORS!
    But...I made you these:
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  • DominoFrost
    DominoFrost Posts: 68


    I SHOULD HAVE NEVER TRUSTED YOU WITH THOSE SAFETY SCISSORS!
    But...I made you these:
    6a00e551101c5488340111686160bd970c-500wi


    ...Are they edible?
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 532 Member


    I SHOULD HAVE NEVER TRUSTED YOU WITH THOSE SAFETY SCISSORS!
    But...I made you these:
    6a00e551101c5488340111686160bd970c-500wi


    ...Are they edible?
    Anything is edible with syrup!
  • DominoFrost
    DominoFrost Posts: 68

    But...I made you these:
    6a00e551101c5488340111686160bd970c-500wi


    ...Are they edible?
    Anything is edible with syrup!

    Correction. Everything is edible with ketchup.
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 532 Member
    Anything is edible with syrup!

    Correction. Everything is edible with ketchup.

    Of course! Thank you for reminding me!
  • DominoFrost
    DominoFrost Posts: 68

    Correction. Everything is edible with ketchup.

    Of course! Thank you for reminding me!

    No problem. It's what I'm here for. Correcting the mistakes of others.
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 532 Member

    Correction. Everything is edible with ketchup.

    Of course! Thank you for reminding me!

    No problem. It's what I'm here for. Correcting the mistakes of others.
    This is hardly a threesome.
  • DominoFrost
    DominoFrost Posts: 68


    No problem. It's what I'm here for. Correcting the mistakes of others.
    This is hardly a threesome.

    She was intimidated by the Batman voice.
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 532 Member
    She was intimidated by the Batman voice.
    Well, that's a shame. I got her an alpaca... I guess I'll return it now
  • DominoFrost
    DominoFrost Posts: 68
    Well, that's a shame. I got her an alpaca... I guess I'll return it now

    Well if you named it, you have to keep it. That's the rules.
  • ojell
    ojell Posts: 748 Member
    I have a taco stain on my carpet....
    I'd lick it clean

    LMAO
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 532 Member
    Well, that's a shame. I got her an alpaca... I guess I'll return it now

    Well if you named it, you have to keep it. That's the rules.
    Peter. That's what I named her.
  • LilacDreamer
    LilacDreamer Posts: 1,364 Member
    we have a lot of stuff to throw out, including stuff from the fridge, garbage, packing peanuts, etc.

    basically a mess./..two garbage bags full.....then we realized i cant find my car keys, and i thought they might have fallen into the garbage bags...so i had to stick my arm in there and dig around. it was really gross.

    and I STILL CANT FIND THEM
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