I'm bored...let's talk dirty

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  • LJCannon
    LJCannon Posts: 3,636 Member
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    I am a crappy housekeeper, enough said. :sick:


    :drinker: I would rather Play on the Computer than Clean House. I only do Laundry because I can't afford new clothes every week!
  • DominoFrost
    DominoFrost Posts: 68
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    Well if you named it, you have to keep it. That's the rules.
    Peter. That's what I named her.

    Wait. You should Paco. She loves the name Paco.
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 541
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    Well if you named it, you have to keep it. That's the rules.
    Peter. That's what I named her.

    Wait. You should Paco. She loves the name Paco.
    Her brother was Paco. I couldn't do that to her
  • naivenitara
    naivenitara Posts: 32
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    Cheeky monkeys and dirty birds! =D
  • hausofnichele
    hausofnichele Posts: 531 Member
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    Been so muddy here keeping the carpet cleaned has been very very hard.
    That's why I like carpets neatly trimmed or hardwood floors

    You would love my place, Mario. Just took out the carpeting. Sparkling hardwoods now!
  • teephil
    teephil Posts: 135 Member
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    :grumble:

    Okay fine. It involves an alpaca, a midget, a pool full of noodles, and a mute magician. That's as far as I'm going.
    You had me at alpaca!


    Annnnnnd welcome to my 21st birthday.

    Wow, this thread is filled with exactly what I expected. This worries me...
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 541
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    Cheeky monkeys and dirty birds! =D
    Now you're just trying too hard...
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 541
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    Been so muddy here keeping the carpet cleaned has been very very hard.
    That's why I like carpets neatly trimmed or hardwood floors

    You would love my place, Mario. Just took out the carpeting. Sparkling hardwoods now!
    Yep, hardwood indeed
  • DominoFrost
    DominoFrost Posts: 68
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    Wait. You should Paco. She loves the name Paco.
    Her brother was Paco. I couldn't do that to her

    Aww. Was he in a horrible skydiving accident like their uncle?
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 541
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    Annnnnnd welcome to my 21st birthday.
    Wow, this thread is filled with exactly what I expected. This worries me...

    ...hmmm...
    not sure if hatin' or if trying to catch me riddin' dirrrty
  • fluffygoodness
    fluffygoodness Posts: 57 Member
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    Wanna hear a dirty joke?

    Jimmy fell in the mud.

    Wanna hear a clean joke?

    Jimmy took a bath with bubbles.

    Wanna hear a dirty joke?

    Bubbles is a man.

    :smokin:

    and yes I exploded in laughter
  • DominoFrost
    DominoFrost Posts: 68
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    Wow, this thread is filled with exactly what I expected. This worries me...

    But you should feel awesome because you expected it. You could have been the magician!!
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 541
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    Aww. Was he in a horrible skydiving accident like their uncle?

    Worse! He chocked with a lollipop!
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 541
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    Wanna hear a dirty joke?

    Bubbles is a man.

    :smokin:

    and yes I exploded in laughter
    I make such a mess when I explode
  • DominoFrost
    DominoFrost Posts: 68
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    Aww. Was he in a horrible skydiving accident like their uncle?

    Worse! He chocked with a lollipop!

    Yes. Chocking is quite the horrible death.
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 541
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    Aww. Was he in a horrible skydiving accident like their uncle?
    Worse! He chocked with a lollipop!
    Yes. Chocking is quite the horrible death.

    Mmmmm Hmmmm
  • thefuzz1290
    thefuzz1290 Posts: 777 Member
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    I'm going to wear the same gym shorts to the gym tonight because they don't smell as bad as the rest of the laundry. Luckily I usually end up working out when the gym is empty so it shouldn't be too horrible. lol
  • crystalwiebe
    crystalwiebe Posts: 3
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    Oh my gosh! Our living room fan is so bad but it's like 20 feet up and we'd have to bring in the scaffolding to clean it. In winter we leave it on low, but come spring, it's going to get shut off. We've been doing construction on and off for 3 years and they're caked in dust. It's so embarrasing when we turn it off.
  • HorrorChix89
    HorrorChix89 Posts: 1,229 Member
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    I haven't seen the floor of my bedroom since we moved in
  • hausofnichele
    hausofnichele Posts: 531 Member
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    I'm going to wear the same gym shorts to the gym tonight because they don't smell as bad as the rest of the laundry. Luckily I usually end up working out when the gym is empty so it shouldn't be too horrible. lol

    HAHAHAHAHAHA AWESOME

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