I'm bored...let's talk dirty

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  • ❤lindsay❤dawn❤
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    My blinds are so dusty, I'd almost rather throw them out and buy new ones than clean them.

    THIS ^^^^ But, it's the work mini blinds... Imma fire the cleaning lady... : /
  • velazqsa
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    I'm due for a shower, next Saturday. My head is starting to show so scalp, or is it dirty ... Let's have a wine tasting and find out.
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
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    I have so much lint in my bellybutton, I could stuff a small pillow....
  • tmoyer1209
    tmoyer1209 Posts: 215 Member
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    I almost walked out the door and stopped when I realized my left sock was squishy.

    I laughed so hard I went silent for a minute!!
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,887 Member
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    I have so much lint in my bellybutton, I could stuff a small pillow....
    Like this guy?
    lint0701.jpg
  • strunkm4
    strunkm4 Posts: 266
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    I'd rather stick needles in my eyes than do laundry...
  • strunkm4
    strunkm4 Posts: 266
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    I have so much lint in my bellybutton, I could stuff a small pillow....
    Like this guy?
    lint0701.jpg



    OMG
  • dmpizza
    dmpizza Posts: 3,321 Member
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    Time to clean the pipes
  • millerhillbabe
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    I love to play in the sand.... :love:
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,887 Member
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    I have thrown away dishes before if the food seemed like it would be too hard to scrub off.
  • TinaDay1114
    TinaDay1114 Posts: 1,328 Member
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    I have so much lint in my bellybutton, I could stuff a small pillow....
    Like this guy?
    lint0701.jpg

    HEY, where'd you get my husband's jars????? Give them back. We've got more to put in there.
  • picassoadagio
    picassoadagio Posts: 407 Member
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    My husband is cleaning fish in the kitchen right now.

    I wouldn't be happy unless it was something good like bourbon salmon.
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
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    There are dishes and pots in the sink from last night that I will wash after dinner tonight.
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
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    I have so much lint in my bellybutton, I could stuff a small pillow....
    Like this guy?
    lint0701.jpg
    THATS where I left them!!!!
  • rayleansout
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    I put my banana in a taco pushed really hard and white stuff went everywhere!!
  • tageekly
    tageekly Posts: 3,755 Member
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    I have thrown away dishes before if the food seemed like it would be too hard to scrub off.

    Me too. And if the plastic containers that held leftovers got hidden in the back of the fridge and look scary to open - in the trash they go. I can buy new ones. :happy:
  • CrazyDaisysMommy
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    I have two dogs, and there is enough hair on floor to make a third.
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,311 Member
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    I have a taco stain on my carpet....

    I think that might just be the sauce you put on tacos
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,887 Member
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    I have thrown away dishes before if the food seemed like it would be too hard to scrub off.

    Me too. And if the plastic containers that held leftovers got hidden in the back of the fridge and look scary to open - in the trash they go. I can buy new ones. :happy:
    Me, too.

    Also, I grabbed a chicken breast out of my tupperware today, smeared some non-dairy cream cheese over it with my finger (it was the last serving in the tub) and ate it with my fingers because I didn't want to get a plate or fork dirty. I hate dishes.
  • Laura_Ivy
    Laura_Ivy Posts: 555 Member
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    I can smell my dog from here. Somebody needs to bath her,any takers?