1 DEADLY TERM USED BY MEN

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  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,468 Member
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    "I'm sorry but...."

    Really? It kinda takes away from the I'm sorry part...

    This! I learned in marriage counseling from my frist marriage that when you say but it erases everything you said before it. Everything before BUT is a sugar coating for what comes after.
  • Spinelli2288
    Spinelli2288 Posts: 188 Member
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    "What are your feelings on anal?"

    I'll let you put it in mine, if you let me put a strap on in yours. Ends the conversation permanently. Make sure to leave a long pause so they get their hopes up.
  • Queenb62303
    Queenb62303 Posts: 77
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    "i was getting ready to do that".... my husband classic line as im almost done with the laundry, dishes, cooking, etc lol
  • jrusso28
    jrusso28 Posts: 249 Member
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    It didnt mean anything !
    I was drunk.
  • Apazman
    Apazman Posts: 494 Member
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    "Ya know what's cool about about your sister...."
  • mikeyrp
    mikeyrp Posts: 1,616 Member
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    THATS an inch. I have to change my profile.....
  • grinch031
    grinch031 Posts: 1,679
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    "You're overreacting"
  • fabulousby45
    fabulousby45 Posts: 65
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    "What are your feelings on anal?"

    I'll let you put it in mine, if you let me put a strap on in yours. Ends the conversation permanently. Make sure to leave a long pause so they get their hopes up.

    hahahahaha!! love that!!
  • luv_lea
    luv_lea Posts: 1,094 Member
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    "I'm sorry you feel that way"
  • morganhccstudent724
    morganhccstudent724 Posts: 1,261 Member
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    We'll see...
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
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    Oops... condom broke.
  • JohnnyResets
    JohnnyResets Posts: 177 Member
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    "I'm done talking about it" yeah, uh no don't say that... :bigsmile:
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
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    It wasn't me.
  • YouAreTheShit
    YouAreTheShit Posts: 510 Member
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    Her: Eeeewww, GROSS! Did you just fart?

    Him: It wasn't me...
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
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    "What are your feelings on anal?"
    At least he asked vs surprisebuttsexx
  • Spinelli2288
    Spinelli2288 Posts: 188 Member
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    "What are your feelings on anal?"
    At least he asked vs surprisebuttsexx

    True. lol Unfortunately I've had that question by five guys that I have dated. My boyfriend told me on the second date he totally would have thought I took it up the butt. That's my baby. lol
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
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    "What are your feelings on anal?"
    At least he asked vs surprisebuttsexx

    True. lol Unfortunately I've had that question by five guys that I have dated. My boyfriend told me on the second date he totally would have thought I took it up the butt. That's my baby. lol
    Given your previous statement, you need to fear the guy that doesn't mind pegging.
  • Bankman1989
    Bankman1989 Posts: 1,116 Member
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    Wake up so i can get some_____ (at 3 am).
  • katemiddletonisawesome
    katemiddletonisawesome Posts: 152 Member
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    "The credit card is maxed"

    LOLS!!!
  • runnermel
    runnermel Posts: 278
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    "Don't worry about doing that right now, I'll do it tomorrow." When I come home... I still end up having to do whatever it was.


    ugh...drives me nuts!!!! so very true!

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