1 DEADLY TERM USED BY MEN

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  • 4thehardman
    4thehardman Posts: 731 Member
    Are you awake......?
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
    Are you going to wear that?
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
    This is the one that sets them off in my experience.


    "Calm Down"
  • Spinelli2288
    Spinelli2288 Posts: 188 Member
    "What are your feelings on anal?"
    At least he asked vs surprisebuttsexx

    True. lol Unfortunately I've had that question by five guys that I have dated. My boyfriend told me on the second date he totally would have thought I took it up the butt. That's my baby. lol
    Given your previous statement, you need to fear the guy that doesn't mind pegging.

    Right! A girlfriend of mine always finds those guys, she loves it. *shudders* I could never do it. lol
  • shedoos
    shedoos Posts: 446 Member
    "I didn't do anything wrong"

    who are you trying to convince???
  • bugnbeansmom
    bugnbeansmom Posts: 292 Member
    "ill tap your head a second before".

    Oh my! Now that is funny!
  • missjoci
    missjoci Posts: 412 Member
    "When did you say that?" lol
  • burstchair
    burstchair Posts: 40
    i swear ill pull out
  • YukonJoy
    YukonJoy Posts: 1,279 Member
    Just the tip....
    ...Just for a little bit...
  • WhyeatKachra
    WhyeatKachra Posts: 404 Member
    TRUST me...just the tip.

    Hahahahaha... *died laughing*... *got up again* *still laughing*
  • mallorybriann
    mallorybriann Posts: 1,380 Member
    LOL!!!!!
    Just the tip....
    ...Just for a little bit...
  • mallorybriann
    mallorybriann Posts: 1,380 Member
    (say it real fast)
    This won't hurt now did it.
    haha
  • LessMe2B
    LessMe2B Posts: 316
    This is the one that sets them off in my experience.


    "Calm Down"


    Ooooo...you are right, it sets ME off!!! :mad: I tell the hubs it's similar to poking an angry tiger with a stick!!:explode:
  • lizdavis07
    lizdavis07 Posts: 766 Member
    "Why are you acting so girly today"

    Cause i'm an effin GIRL, dude!!! I swear my ex wanted me to be a man...

    Oh, and "It's not that big a deal."
  • Quasita
    Quasita Posts: 1,530 Member
    "oh I'm sorry, that's just my hard wang"

    WANG?!?!? Yeah, that kills the mood, cold.
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,284 Member
    (after she says we don't have a condom) Let me just put it in real quick LMAO
  • WhyeatKachra
    WhyeatKachra Posts: 404 Member
    Let's talk later.

    I'm hungry...
  • savage22hp
    savage22hp Posts: 278 Member
    "that's not what you said" ....
  • yesthistime
    yesthistime Posts: 2,051 Member
    "You just haven't met the right one."
  • Airbear3
    Airbear3 Posts: 335 Member
    "ill tap your head a second before".
    ha:blushing:
  • Mom0fTwo
    Mom0fTwo Posts: 326 Member
    This is the one that sets them off in my experience.


    "Calm Down"



    This gets said to me and always makes it worse
  • jnance82
    jnance82 Posts: 149
    "I'm bout to be on my way home now...." 4 hours later and he's still not home.... "I got to wait for Maurice to leave, b/c I parked my car and rode with him...blah blah blah"



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  • Spinelli2288
    Spinelli2288 Posts: 188 Member
    "You show me yours, I'll show you mine."

    Okay..... I like to refrain from seeing a mans "berries" at all. They always look like they're 150 years old.
  • 1546mel
    1546mel Posts: 191
    "The credit card is maxed"

    Ha ha! That would be my largest one after just claiming bankruptcy 2 years ago!!!!
  • _LilPowerHouse
    _LilPowerHouse Posts: 365 Member
    "Its not you, It's me. I swear."
  • grinch031
    grinch031 Posts: 1,679
    "Where's dinner?"
  • Spinelli2288
    Spinelli2288 Posts: 188 Member
    "Where's dinner?"

    That is awesome.
  • JulieH3art
    JulieH3art Posts: 293 Member
    "When did you say that?" lol

    Hahah yes!

    In response to my asking if he wants to come help me clean/tidy up (instead of watching StarCraft replays...): "Sure, I'll be right there!"

    ... and then of course he just keeps sitting there... grrrrr....
  • Mom0fTwo
    Mom0fTwo Posts: 326 Member
    I'll be in bed in 2 mins.....30-60 mins later sneaks in and wakes me up, ugh
  • MrsWendyQ
    MrsWendyQ Posts: 125 Member
    I'm working on it...

    I swear that is the only phrase my ex husband ever said, just another reason why he's an ex!
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