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  • Becca2201
    Becca2201 Posts: 2
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    Don't worry i'll do it tomorrow :huh:
  • traceymccune
    traceymccune Posts: 24
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    "you look good for your age"

    Like women over 30 shouldn't look good?...ugh!
  • PanteraGirl
    PanteraGirl Posts: 566 Member
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    I swear, I slipped and my p*nis just fell into her.

    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • ErinBeth7
    ErinBeth7 Posts: 1,625 Member
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    "I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are."
  • ThePhoenixRose
    ThePhoenixRose Posts: 1,985 Member
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    "What are your feelings on anal?"

    I'll let you put it in mine, if you let me put a strap on in yours. Ends the conversation permanently. Make sure to leave a long pause so they get their hopes up.
    "You show me yours, I'll show you mine."

    Okay..... I like to refrain from seeing a mans "berries" at all. They always look like they're 150 years old.

    Honey - you're totally missing out!!!! treat the "berries" well and you'll get the favor returned. Anal is good for him, but can be AMAZING for you.

    (This concludes today's TMI post.)

    Nope, not for me. lol My girlfriend tries to push that on me all the time. Mind you she's 26 and has to wear depends because she didn't realize that having it everyday can eff you up horribly. Not to mention her intestines are effed as well because the "protein" eats away at your intestines. I'll stick to the old fashioned way.

    I wouldn't push it on anyone, but highly recommend tat anyone give it a try a few times. And it's def not something to do every day! a little protein isn't gonna hurt either...
  • andrejjorje
    andrejjorje Posts: 497 Member
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    I'm just tired now. Can we do it later?:ohwell:
  • natacha305
    natacha305 Posts: 117 Member
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    Is it that time of the month again?


    Grrrrrrrrl sijdfyhoeaisjfkjahdfjhbdgeghfr
  • PegasusDeb
    PegasusDeb Posts: 665 Member
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    "hold my beer & watch this..."
  • Makethefatcry12
    Makethefatcry12 Posts: 133 Member
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    Ugh.... I told an ex that I wanted to dye my hair blonde with hot pink in it, he said... "lose some weight first. Then it will look good. That kind of stuff only looks good on hot skinny girls."
  • jenny95662
    jenny95662 Posts: 997 Member
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    TRUST me...just the tip.

    omg i am dieing over here lmao
  • ErinBeth7
    ErinBeth7 Posts: 1,625 Member
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    I get the "Don't Worry" in addition to calm down. I get sooooo angry....Don't tell me not to worry or to calm down. a) I was calm before you said anything and b.) I'm not worried, you should be worried...

    HAHAHAHAH!
  • Z_I_L_L_A
    Z_I_L_L_A Posts: 2,399 Member
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    I repeat I didn't have sexual relations with that woman. Oral sex isn't sex.
  • zoominzozo
    zoominzozo Posts: 92 Member
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    "Don't go in there for the next hour."

    WHAT?!?! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
  • 1WorkoutAtATime
    1WorkoutAtATime Posts: 719
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    that baby isn't mine..
  • Miss_Chievous_wechange
    Miss_Chievous_wechange Posts: 1,230 Member
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    "I'm sorry"
  • Charli666
    Charli666 Posts: 407
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    Protein is good for the complexion.

    Quite good for sore throats too, but i think that's a different story!
  • cherigurl
    cherigurl Posts: 184 Member
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    "You show me yours, I'll show you mine."

    Okay..... I like to refrain from seeing a mans "berries" at all. They always look like they're 150 years old.


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH way to funny:laugh:
  • JDMPWR
    JDMPWR Posts: 1,863 Member
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    It's just a rash I swear
  • 1WorkoutAtATime
    1WorkoutAtATime Posts: 719
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    she's my cousin, that you never met before..
  • CalienteChica
    CalienteChica Posts: 4 Member
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    .....You"re CUTE.....:smile:

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