Man's Rules

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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,714 Member
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    1. Don't ask us if a piece of clothing makes you look fat.........................you may not like the answer. You always want us to tell you the truth except from this question.

    1. Don't tell us to get off the toilet while we're meditating and doing number 2 (we're actually reading and looking at the laptop).

    1. When you tell us a story and we look like a deer lost in headlights......................we are.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
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    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • rammsteinsoldier
    rammsteinsoldier Posts: 1,556 Member
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    Thanks for the rules. Life just makes more sense now. :)
  • mrmanmeat
    mrmanmeat Posts: 1,968 Member
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    how funny! :) as i was reading them to my husband, he was in fact itching his giggle berries (i know, tmi :laugh: )

    It's not TMI, but giggle berries? that's just gay.
    they're balls. or testiculs if you wanna get technical.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,714 Member
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    1. Farting is a manly joy. We love to spread joy around us.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • kenlad64
    kenlad64 Posts: 377 Member
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    1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.

    In the middle of the night when you're half dead...the rude awakening you get from the *kitten* bath that ensues when the seat is left up is not overly appreciated.

    I put the seat down at my house... and the lid.

    ^^^^ This is the key!
  • qkidney
    qkidney Posts: 258
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    Ha!
  • m60kaf
    m60kaf Posts: 421 Member
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    I LOL'd soooooooooooo much at number 1.
  • chrishgt4
    chrishgt4 Posts: 1,222 Member
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    Damn.. feel sorry for any woman who has a guy like that

    Only way you don't have a guy like that is if you're single...
  • cessnaholly
    cessnaholly Posts: 780 Member
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    Bump for later. :)
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
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    HA HA! I like this list!
  • chrishgt4
    chrishgt4 Posts: 1,222 Member
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    1. Farting is a manly joy. We love to spread joy around us.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
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  • Ezwoldo
    Ezwoldo Posts: 369 Member
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    1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.



    1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.


    1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.



    I love these ones how true they are
  • Jferg69
    Jferg69 Posts: 241 Member
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    Hahaha, men rules and I can think of some more......

    Too scared to put them on here though, hahahaha
  • MrsSWW
    MrsSWW Posts: 1,590 Member
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    Haha, love it! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    This entire thread is a violation of ManRules. Per last year's meeting in Vegas.
  • the_journeyman
    the_journeyman Posts: 1,877 Member
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    1. Shopping is NOT a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.

    :huh: :grumble:

    If is if you let me snipe Wal-Mart customers with Airsoft guns while you shop!

    JM
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,291 Member
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    Personally liked the yes and no as perfectly suitable answers....that would save me HOURS if that truly applied \m/

    Also I don't care for trap questions or conversation....the no matter what you say you're wrong situational crap....I tune those out because I know of the pending doom that awaits me \m/
  • BeingWiser
    BeingWiser Posts: 65
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    Thanks for giving me the rules! I can stop the beatings..he can't help himself!
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
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    Only comment I have on this, is the seat and lid remain closed when the throne is not in use.
  • Cycl0tr0n
    Cycl0tr0n Posts: 52
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    I'm a guy *and* I have 'fallen in' after failing to notice the seat was up while stumbling about in zombie-like stupefaction at 4 AM. Not one of my proudest moments :)

    Sad part is, I was probably the one who left it up. Denis always puts the seat down (probably so the cat won't fall in while trying to use the toilet as a step-stool to the window).

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