Man's Rules

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  • dsjohndrow
    dsjohndrow Posts: 1,820 Member
    Someone post this to my wife's profile for me? $100 is yours. :)
  • Cycl0tr0n
    Cycl0tr0n Posts: 52
    Quoth the Journeyman, regarding shopping not being a sport:

    "If is if you let me snipe Wal-Mart customers with Airsoft guns while you shop!

    JM "

    Right now, I so wish MFP had a +1 button!
  • ryall70
    ryall70 Posts: 519 Member
    But . . . but, they all say "1.". How do I know which one is the most important?

    The one that gets us our sammich made the quickest. :smokin:
    Really :laugh:
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,284 Member
    Finally a woman that understands our frustrations!! Preach on sister......errr wait your no longer with us on MFP. Well your preaching will be known for many MFP years to come
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,284 Member
    Someone post this to my wife's profile for me? $100 is yours. :)

    Easiest $100 I have ever made
  • the_journeyman
    the_journeyman Posts: 1,877 Member
    Only comment I have on this, is the seat and lid remain closed when the throne is not in use.

    Yup. The cat uses it to get into the window. When I come home and there is water all over floor and wall, that means the lid wasn't closed and the cat got a surprise bath!

    JM
  • ryall70
    ryall70 Posts: 519 Member
    Thanks, personally I like knowing the rules less confusion that way. I'm not a mind reader either.
  • tig_ol_bitties
    tig_ol_bitties Posts: 561 Member
    These sound like my rules...I must be a man trapped inside a woman's body...which probably explains why I am so infatuated with my bitties...
  • erickirb
    erickirb Posts: 12,294 Member
    I agree with number 1,
  • MzCongeniality70
    MzCongeniality70 Posts: 352 Member
    These sound like my rules...I must be a man trapped inside a woman's body...which probably explains why I am so infatuated with my bitties...

    :laugh: These sound like me too! I had to check for the V just in case!
  • Mercenary1914
    Mercenary1914 Posts: 1,087 Member
    I agree with number 1,

    yea number 1 is my favorite too
  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
    I love asking my wife a question and getting a long drawn out answer, to which I respond "Does that mean yes, or no?"
  • ashmarie484
    ashmarie484 Posts: 296 Member
    Ha I love these, they are hilarious. The best one is If you have a headache for 17months go to the doctor lol.
  • still_crafty
    still_crafty Posts: 682 Member
    I may be the odd ball woman but I tend to agree with a lot of the rules.
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    I would like to point out that the toilet seat should always be down as the default because both men and women use it in the "down" position for at least one...um, action. Women use it that way for both. 4 possible bathroom jobs and only 1 requires standing/lid up. Put it down, boys.

    (Why yes, I did grow up with 4 men...how could you tell?) :laugh:

    Since a woman has to have it down for all actions, shouldn't she be more practiced about how to verify where they are placing their *kitten*?
  • Mustangsally1000
    Mustangsally1000 Posts: 854 Member
    Loved it..big fan of rule #1
  • jenj1313
    jenj1313 Posts: 898 Member
    Makes sense to me...

    But if I learn your rules, you better learn mine ;-p
  • mhankosk
    mhankosk Posts: 532 Member
    Damn.. feel sorry for any woman who has a guy like that

    Only way you don't have a guy like that is if you're single...

    ^^ This. AHAHAHA
  • nammer79
    nammer79 Posts: 664 Member
    After reading this list, I had to go check that I do not, in fact, have a penis.

    I was almost convinced I was a man for a minute there.

    I checked though, and I still have a vagina, despite agreeing with everything on this list.

    Cory hun you know your just one of the boys with softer parts I've told you this before :laugh: :laugh: :love:
  • mayatiger
    mayatiger Posts: 45
    How did this thread come back to life? It's from February.....?
  • mrmanmeat
    mrmanmeat Posts: 1,968 Member
    How did this thread come back to life? It's from February.....?

    Who cares? There's no statue of limitations.
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    How did this thread come back to life? It's from February.....?

    Who cares? There's no statue of limitations.

    Yes, there is.

    Statue_of_Limitations.jpg
  • MzCongeniality70
    MzCongeniality70 Posts: 352 Member
    How did this thread come back to life? It's from February.....?

    Who cares? There's no statue of limitations.

    Yes, there is.

    Statue_of_Limitations.jpg


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Nice!!
  • TinkrBelz
    TinkrBelz Posts: 866 Member
    Sooo good!!!! Loved it!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • mdsjmom98
    mdsjmom98 Posts: 333 Member
    I live in a house full of men, and got a real kick out of this!! Thanks for the giggle!!:laugh:
  • Yasmine91
    Yasmine91 Posts: 599 Member
    You may very well ogle, but when you do, expect a punch in the head every time :)
  • RikanSoulja
    RikanSoulja Posts: 463 Member
    All this is absolutely true. Probably a couple more but I don't feel like exposing anymore truths
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
    1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

    Just needed to be highlighted :P
  • the_journeyman
    the_journeyman Posts: 1,877 Member
    You may very well ogle, but when you do, expect a punch in the head every time :)

    Funny thing is, usually when someone is wearing something overly-attention grabbing, both me and my wife are looking and talking about it.

    JM
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    After reading this list, I had to go check that I do not, in fact, have a penis.

    I was almost convinced I was a man for a minute there.

    I checked though, and I still have a vagina, despite agreeing with everything on this list.

    Cory hun you know your just one of the boys with softer parts I've told you this before :laugh: :laugh: :love:
    I had forgotten about that. Thanks, though!
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