Creepy Chicks at the Gym

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  • andrejjorje
    andrejjorje Posts: 497 Member
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    Of course you are. Heheheheh.:noway:
    so what if i hide out in the corner and stare! that doesnt mean im creepy.
  • xxTAMxx
    xxTAMxx Posts: 614
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    It's usually the ones that don't look like they're chicks at all. D:

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    LMAO!
  • rob_v
    rob_v Posts: 270 Member
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    That's odd that they gave her her own private space.

    They had to... there were accidents happening. ( Yes, seriously )

    She can't be more than 5'5, maybe 120 lbs soaking wet. Her hair is FIRE ENGINE RED ( fake, but cute ), and her rack is GINORMOUS. It doesn't jiggle in the SLIGHTEST.

    Her waist is absolutely tiny, and her behind is ROUND.

    She wears a cropped top and skin tight capris.

    And, I kid you not.. she lifts the most massive weights I've ever seen for a girl. The only time she is in the weigh area at the gym is when she's doing squats this huge, enormous dumbell, fully weighted on both sides. ( I assume she's using the safety cage )

    This thread is useless with out pics ;)
  • KTKTP
    KTKTP Posts: 22
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    I don't know if I've ever dealt with a creepy girl at the gym. At least none that I've noticed.. I'm usually pretty focused on what I'm doing and don't get distracted... HOWEVER! I have on complaint... Just because you're cute, or fit, or whatever... YOU STILL HAVE TO WASH YOUR FRIGGIN' WORKOUT CLOTHES... There is nothing more annoying that someone that stinks at the gym, but, I can't tell you how many times it's the "cute" girls that don't think they need to wear clean clothes.. I'm just saying...


    hahhaah oops, I could probably wash my gym clothes more often
  • Natihilator
    Natihilator Posts: 1,778 Member
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    I was in the hot tub at my gym, alone. It's in the women's locker room so everyone is of course naked. An older lady got in and put on goggles. After racing through every possible innocent explanation in my head, her head went under and I bolted.

    hahaha what?! so weird
  • puggleperson
    puggleperson Posts: 740 Member
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    bump!
  • EbbySoo
    EbbySoo Posts: 267 Member
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    I'm one of the creepy chicks I think to at least one guy now, who also happens to be a personal trainer at my gym I found out. He wasn't in uniform and he was working out in the same area, I had been using the cables for some flyes and he started working in with me, which was fine, but he upped the weight and left it on that setting (clearly he saw me using them inbetween my super sets for tris) and I was cool with that weight so I started back on the flyes with the same weight as him, lol... oh man, he got so pissed, he ran over to the other cable machine, put the fly handles on it and started doing them there. I said outloud to him "Are you such a douche that you can't ask to work out and wait in between super sets with another person!?" and he wandered off across the gym until I finished, I hurt his pride good... -.-
  • JNick77
    JNick77 Posts: 3,783 Member
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    Ok guys,
    Here's your chance.............

    Lady about 50 years old comes in with size E boobs wearing two wife beaters and no bra doing jumping jacks, she about knocks herself out.

    Another lady around 50 years old wears those non-denim leggings that look like denim with a blue jean vest, make-up and hair done while she runs on the elliptical.

    Edit: Any women that goes to the gym at 4am with fresh perfume on. I hate when women or men wear cologne in the gym.
  • rmwinters
    rmwinters Posts: 288 Member
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    I don't know any creepy chicks, but last week I took my kids swimming and this HAIRY, HAIRY and I mean fully covered like a bear HAIRY man came into the pool and started talking to us. Ewwwwwwww!!!!! Creepy and Hairy! We got out quick! He could of clogged the filters!
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
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    I was in the hot tub at my gym, alone. It's in the women's locker room so everyone is of course naked. An older lady got in and put on goggles. After racing through every possible innocent explanation in my head, her head went under and I bolted.

    Anyone else hear faint porn music playing in the background?
  • Natihilator
    Natihilator Posts: 1,778 Member
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    4. The girl that sits on a machine and texts and doesn't do anything while I'm able to do 4 sets on something else.

    Maybe she's logging her workouts on MFP :wink:

    I actually do log my reps, sets and weight on my iphone right after I do them, but try to do it inbetween reps so no one think's I'm just sitting their wasting time. I just can't be bothered to carry around a little notebook and pencil around with me at the gym
  • rmwinters
    rmwinters Posts: 288 Member
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    OK, I lied I do know a creepy chick. There was an older, larger lady that was in the locker room when we were getting ready and she got naked except for her granny panties and her super maxi pad was hanging out! I win!!!
  • andrejjorje
    andrejjorje Posts: 497 Member
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    How's porn music? I'm curious now.:smile:
    I was in the hot tub at my gym, alone. It's in the women's locker room so everyone is of course naked. An older lady got in and put on goggles. After racing through every possible innocent explanation in my head, her head went under and I bolted.

    Anyone else hear faint porn music playing in the background?
  • sjtreely
    sjtreely Posts: 1,014 Member
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    I was in the hot tub at my gym, alone. It's in the women's locker room so everyone is of course naked. An older lady got in and put on goggles. After racing through every possible innocent explanation in my head, her head went under and I bolted.

    OMG ....... Diet Pepsi just spewed through my mouth and nose. That is so pathetic it's hilarious! Sorry for your encounter.
  • moniquelessard
    moniquelessard Posts: 418
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    There's one at my gym. She's probably early 50's, petite, fake tan (except in the folds where her thigh meets her butt cheek), and I know this because she INSISTS on walking around naked as much as possible and she INSISTS on bending over or stretching while naked, as much as possible. I was telling a friend (who is a trainer) about it, and she sent me this vid. Nearly peed myself. I seriously fear this may happen...

    http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=411008208203
  • moniquelessard
    moniquelessard Posts: 418
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    I was in the hot tub at my gym, alone. It's in the women's locker room so everyone is of course naked. An older lady got in and put on goggles. After racing through every possible innocent explanation in my head, her head went under and I bolted.

    OMG ....... Diet Pepsi just spewed through my mouth and nose. That is so pathetic it's hilarious! Sorry for your encounter.

    This just made me snort. BAHAHAHAHA!
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
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    How's porn music? I'm curious now.:smile:
    I was in the hot tub at my gym, alone. It's in the women's locker room so everyone is of course naked. An older lady got in and put on goggles. After racing through every possible innocent explanation in my head, her head went under and I bolted.

    Anyone else hear faint porn music playing in the background?

    How's porn music? What ever do you mean, kind sir?
  • brandonrdn
    brandonrdn Posts: 71
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    4. The girl that sits on a machine and texts and doesn't do anything while I'm able to do 4 sets on something else.

    Maybe she's logging her workouts on MFP :wink:

    I actually do log my reps, sets and weight on my iphone right after I do them, but try to do it inbetween reps so no one think's I'm just sitting their wasting time. I just can't be bothered to carry around a little notebook and pencil around with me at the gym
    I don't just jump to conclusions, but I'll always glance over(playing the part of the creepy guy) to see if they're in between sets or something. But I've seen girls just sit on machines and text without using the machines.

    I admire the girls that have no problem using free weights or jumping on a cable machine with heavy weights. Makes me push myself that much harder so I can't say I was out-lifted by a girl :)
  • BecksgotBack
    BecksgotBack Posts: 385 Member
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    I was in the hot tub at my gym, alone. It's in the women's locker room so everyone is of course naked. An older lady got in and put on goggles. After racing through every possible innocent explanation in my head, her head went under and I bolted.

    oh i'm dying...that was too funny.

    i've learned waaay too much about the female anatomy and what mine hopefully won't look like in 30 years from locker rooms. ugh. i'm not a prude in any way shape or form...but if my boobs ever reach my knees i will not be strutting my stuff for all to see. i don't even want to mention other things that hang
  • katemiddletonisawesome
    katemiddletonisawesome Posts: 152 Member
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    Since I've never noticed any creepy girls at the gym.... does that mean I'm the creepy girl?

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