Today, I'd like to smack...............

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  • kassia1687
    kassia1687 Posts: 24 Member
    I would like to *smack* myself today...I am grouchy and unmotivated and caved in and had an emotional meltdown complete with Oreo's. SMACK SMACK SMACK
  • picassoadagio
    picassoadagio Posts: 407 Member
    the person that told me I don't have confidence because I won't wear lingerie. (SMACK SMACK)
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
    Nobody today, actually. Unless my girlfriend's *kitten* counts.
  • shine_
    shine_ Posts: 150 Member
    My flatmate that is so insecure that he lies about absolutely everything just to try to bond/fit in/avoid having to have a proper opinion and ends up coming across as a really arrogant snobby idiot.
  • srp2011
    srp2011 Posts: 1,829 Member
    A client who keeps changing their mind about what they want, and increasing the amount of work, but doesn't want to pay extra, and myself for agreeing to a series of projects for a set fee (not realizing how low it was at the time) and not dumping this client earlier. (SMACK)
  • amicklin
    amicklin Posts: 452
    My flatmate that is so insecure that he lies about absolutely everything just to try to bond/fit in/avoid having to have a proper opinion and ends up coming across as a really arrogant snobby idiot.

    You may have just described my sister-in-law! *kidding.. but only JUST*
  • JamieDD
    JamieDD Posts: 175 Member
    My horse shoer...was suppose to be here at 9:30....nope...no call nothing!! Yet on his card, he wants a 24 hour notice if you need to cancel/change the time/day/change the number of horses...etc etc.

    :angry: :explode: :grumble:
  • CourteneyLove
    CourteneyLove Posts: 246 Member
    someone's butt. oh baby! :laugh:
  • joakool
    joakool Posts: 434 Member
    One of my co-workers who needs to SIU!
  • MaximalLife
    MaximalLife Posts: 2,447 Member
    I had to smack some guy in a parking lot who said I parked too close to his vintage Mustang.
    It held up nicely with his face pressed against the hood....:drinker:
  • Jenncoc86
    Jenncoc86 Posts: 203 Member
    who ever invented menstruation they need a smack in the face!!!
  • lucentabella
    lucentabella Posts: 114 Member
    My sister's father-in-law. If I wanted to listen to an a**hole, I'd fart.
  • WanderingMe
    WanderingMe Posts: 216 Member
    The woman at the commissary who took all of the last 10 peach yogurts

    -SMACK!-
  • PeanutsMamaTx
    PeanutsMamaTx Posts: 76 Member
    The stupid manager at work who told me "I know you're proud of being pregnant.. but you need to work on sucking your gut in".......

    Or the Hospital HR department people when I apply for an ENTRY LEVEL position (I am 3 years into my BS in Psychology) but they want 2+ years of experience in a "Hospital setting"! >-<

    You actually should have smacked your manager for that... how not cool and inappropriate!

    Yeah, I really should have.. at 19 weeks pregnant is not much of a belly and on that note it's not a "gut" its my baby!

    Although, this has spurred the job hunt even more.

    That would've spurred me to make a trip to HR....
  • jazzykay1971
    jazzykay1971 Posts: 58
    Today I would like to smack my soon to be ex-husband (will be final on Thursday). Maybe that would make him shut up! :angry:
  • dfborders
    dfborders Posts: 474 Member
    The woman who walked into our office off the street and expected an attorney to drop everything to sit down with her and got mad at me because an attorney isn't available - to top it off - not even the type of law we would handle anyways and we are on the 3rd floor [smack] [smack]
  • JAM7791
    JAM7791 Posts: 47 Member
    The people who created the series 7 exam. Failed it miserably this morning and have to retake it and pass...or else. Awful awful test.
  • Gwenski
    Gwenski Posts: 348 Member
    The people who haven't given me a raise.. in THREE years!!
  • abyt42
    abyt42 Posts: 1,358 Member
    myself, for leaving my tennies at home....since I'm darned sure I won't make it home, then back out to the gym, today...and 5 AM is not looking all that promising, either...
  • mruntidy
    mruntidy Posts: 1,015 Member
    the other commuters on the train for touching me too much, and not in a good way
  • KristinLeAnn252
    KristinLeAnn252 Posts: 136 Member
    Ugh just everyone.
  • SMarie10
    SMarie10 Posts: 956 Member
    The idiot driving 25 mph on the freeway this a.m. It's snow for gods sake - learn to drive in it.
  • PinkEarthMama
    PinkEarthMama Posts: 987 Member
    I am usually the idiot driving 25 in the snow!
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    :mad: myself!!!!!
  • WildFlower7
    WildFlower7 Posts: 714 Member
    My sister for acting like a crazy when she knows at the end o the day everything will be alright *a nice smack*
  • kittenmitton
    kittenmitton Posts: 231 Member
    This totally stupid girl who clearly has narcissistic personality disorder and is being a complete idiot and is mad at my boyfriend and I because she effed up something.
  • Alma_Sana
    Alma_Sana Posts: 453 Member
    The receptionist at the Y - dumb as a post. <smack>


    LOL
  • rbeatty63
    rbeatty63 Posts: 132
    The customer who stands there staring at you as if you are going to magically pull the product/service out of your butt when you have already explained ad nauseum that it isn't available. What? Go home already! LOL
  • sandrinamsilva
    sandrinamsilva Posts: 651 Member
    I'd like to smack my boyfriend on the butt :blushing: Another Awesome weekend :love:
  • kittenmitton
    kittenmitton Posts: 231 Member
    Also, my stupid neighbors who insist on playing their music and TV so loudly it sounds like I'm playing it in my room. I don't even know if they're next door, above me, or below me because the music just sounds like it's coming from everywhere.

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