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      Another mother I know who goes to the same gym as I do, and is so rude she doesn't even return a quick 'good morning'.
      <SMACK> to you, snooty b*tch!
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      The people who keep asking what to get their men for Valentine's day.
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      I so needed to see this today! My smack is for my 18 year old who trashed a new tire and it's rim last night. He also gets a smack for trashing a transmission a couple of weeks ago and getting a speeding ticket. Guess who is now walking? (this time it isn't me) SMACK
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      woke up in a mood today so pretty much anyone that crosse my path is in danger of getting a SMACK!

      Plus, I'm totally over the Valentine's Day crap. LOVE my husband to pieces but I don't need a special day of the year to tell him so! I tell him every day!

      A HUGE *kitten* smack to all the fools spending sensless money on double priced roses and giant stuffed animals today!

      see...I'm in a mood!



      and finally a nice firm smack on the booty to my man (that will be later tonight)...and maybe he feels like smacking someone too. :laugh:
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      My husband who let his alarm continue to beep at 5am this morning because he couldn't figure out how to hit snooze *SMACK*
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      this.


      Oh I feel this most days
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      I'd like to "smack" your manager ! Insensitive jerk ! Congrats on your pregnancy !
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      every darn car in front of me that didnt use their SIGNALs GRRRRRR
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      my inlaws who asked me to make an extravagant birthday cake for this saturday but arnt willing to help look after my little boy so i can bloody do it!!! *SMACK* always wanted too...

      myself for agreeing to make said cake *tushy smack*
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      All the people talking about V's Day today!...Maybe because I'm not feeling the love. :cry:
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      Every fool who lets Valentines day make or break a relationship. Seriously! <back handed slap>
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      Every fool who lets Valentines day make or break a relationship. Seriously! <back handed slap>



      yes! yes! yes! double back handed slap.
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      All the people talking about V's Day today!...Maybe because I'm not feeling the love. :cry:

      This too! feeling very OVER V day! It's a joke with ridiculous expectations. stupid "holiday" with a flying half naked man baby shooting love poisoned arrows at people maing them profess their love. WTH???
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      Sounds like he's looking for excuses to be around you!!

      I'd like to smack my co-worker that sits across from me.. He slurps when he talks and eats then he farts all day long..

      ewwwwww!~!!!! That's just nasty! my coworker that sits with me is polite and nice at least! Now some of the others around here....... SMACK! lol. I hav the perfect pic for this thread...but can't upload here... ;)
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      the endless amount of people who refuse to close the doors behind them, this will go on until next winter!

      Oh I totally agree with you on this on!!! We even have a large sign on our door that says "Please make sure door closes behind you!" Does it work? Not at all... lol
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      Today I'd like to smack everyone else in my house. I just don't know why yesterday, when they were all home all day and I worked, that NO ONE else could figure out something to make for dinner. I made tuna fish sandwiches. Eat that biotches!
      :grumble:
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      I'd like to smack the next person who starts a..... It's Valentines day topic.
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      The d ickhead that yelled out how anorexic I look and how I need a "damn burger or four". (smack smack backhanded)

      All the people whining about V day. Single or not, seriously, get over it. So you ain't getting a big ol chocolate heart, so what? Then if you got it, you'd whine about the calories! *another backhanded smack
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      The d ickhead that yelled out how anorexic I look and how I need a "damn burger or four". (smack smack backhanded)

      All the people whining about V day. Single or not, seriously, get over it. So you ain't getting a big ol chocolate heart, so what? Then if you got it, you'd whine about the calories! *another backhanded smack

      If your profile pic is current then you certainly do not look anorexic..

      To the guy that cut me off only to slow down to 20mphs.. <SMACK>
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      the customers who are calling in today
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      Today I would like to smack my soon to be ex-husband (will be final on Thursday). Maybe that would make him shut up! :angry:

      Same here! Only mine wont be final anytime soon.. it sucks when you don't agree on anything! I'd like to smack him SEVERAL times for being an arrogant douche bag!
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