Today, I'd like to smack...............

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  • ruggedBear
    ruggedBear Posts: 294
    Another mother I know who goes to the same gym as I do, and is so rude she doesn't even return a quick 'good morning'.
    <SMACK> to you, snooty b*tch!
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
    The people who keep asking what to get their men for Valentine's day.
  • justplainoleanne
    justplainoleanne Posts: 38 Member
    I so needed to see this today! My smack is for my 18 year old who trashed a new tire and it's rim last night. He also gets a smack for trashing a transmission a couple of weeks ago and getting a speeding ticket. Guess who is now walking? (this time it isn't me) SMACK
  • CharityEaton
    CharityEaton Posts: 499 Member
    woke up in a mood today so pretty much anyone that crosse my path is in danger of getting a SMACK!

    Plus, I'm totally over the Valentine's Day crap. LOVE my husband to pieces but I don't need a special day of the year to tell him so! I tell him every day!

    A HUGE *kitten* smack to all the fools spending sensless money on double priced roses and giant stuffed animals today!

    see...I'm in a mood!



    and finally a nice firm smack on the booty to my man (that will be later tonight)...and maybe he feels like smacking someone too. :laugh:
  • loombeav
    loombeav Posts: 391 Member
    My husband who let his alarm continue to beep at 5am this morning because he couldn't figure out how to hit snooze *SMACK*
  • Ezwoldo
    Ezwoldo Posts: 369 Member
    Everyone I work with... -=le sigh=-

    this.


    Oh I feel this most days
  • wycombecaz
    wycombecaz Posts: 1
    I'd like to "smack" your manager ! Insensitive jerk ! Congrats on your pregnancy !
  • xYumzx
    xYumzx Posts: 953 Member
    every darn car in front of me that didnt use their SIGNALs GRRRRRR
  • Katy8967
    Katy8967 Posts: 41 Member
    my inlaws who asked me to make an extravagant birthday cake for this saturday but arnt willing to help look after my little boy so i can bloody do it!!! *SMACK* always wanted too...

    myself for agreeing to make said cake *tushy smack*
  • AngelEyes127
    AngelEyes127 Posts: 113
    All the people talking about V's Day today!...Maybe because I'm not feeling the love. :cry:
  • movn4ward
    movn4ward Posts: 69 Member
    Every fool who lets Valentines day make or break a relationship. Seriously! <back handed slap>
  • CharityEaton
    CharityEaton Posts: 499 Member
    Every fool who lets Valentines day make or break a relationship. Seriously! <back handed slap>



    yes! yes! yes! double back handed slap.
  • CharityEaton
    CharityEaton Posts: 499 Member
    All the people talking about V's Day today!...Maybe because I'm not feeling the love. :cry:

    This too! feeling very OVER V day! It's a joke with ridiculous expectations. stupid "holiday" with a flying half naked man baby shooting love poisoned arrows at people maing them profess their love. WTH???
  • embersfallen
    embersfallen Posts: 534 Member
    This is fun!!!!! I'd like to slap my stupid co-worker who has worked here 15 years longer than me, but who turns to me for help on a daily basis with matters as simple as copy and paste (and did I tell you he's a computer programmer???).



    Sounds like he's looking for excuses to be around you!!

    I'd like to smack my co-worker that sits across from me.. He slurps when he talks and eats then he farts all day long..

    ewwwwww!~!!!! That's just nasty! my coworker that sits with me is polite and nice at least! Now some of the others around here....... SMACK! lol. I hav the perfect pic for this thread...but can't upload here... ;)
  • RDalton84
    RDalton84 Posts: 207
    the endless amount of people who refuse to close the doors behind them, this will go on until next winter!

    Oh I totally agree with you on this on!!! We even have a large sign on our door that says "Please make sure door closes behind you!" Does it work? Not at all... lol
  • LadyBuell
    LadyBuell Posts: 164
    Today I'd like to smack everyone else in my house. I just don't know why yesterday, when they were all home all day and I worked, that NO ONE else could figure out something to make for dinner. I made tuna fish sandwiches. Eat that biotches!
    :grumble:
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    I'd like to smack the next person who starts a..... It's Valentines day topic.
  • catshark209
    catshark209 Posts: 1,133 Member
    The d ickhead that yelled out how anorexic I look and how I need a "damn burger or four". (smack smack backhanded)

    All the people whining about V day. Single or not, seriously, get over it. So you ain't getting a big ol chocolate heart, so what? Then if you got it, you'd whine about the calories! *another backhanded smack
  • _LilPowerHouse
    _LilPowerHouse Posts: 365 Member
    The d ickhead that yelled out how anorexic I look and how I need a "damn burger or four". (smack smack backhanded)

    All the people whining about V day. Single or not, seriously, get over it. So you ain't getting a big ol chocolate heart, so what? Then if you got it, you'd whine about the calories! *another backhanded smack

    If your profile pic is current then you certainly do not look anorexic..

    To the guy that cut me off only to slow down to 20mphs.. <SMACK>
  • whtlatina1214
    whtlatina1214 Posts: 765 Member
    the customers who are calling in today
  • Time2Live99
    Time2Live99 Posts: 43
    Today I would like to smack my soon to be ex-husband (will be final on Thursday). Maybe that would make him shut up! :angry:

    Same here! Only mine wont be final anytime soon.. it sucks when you don't agree on anything! I'd like to smack him SEVERAL times for being an arrogant douche bag!
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