The secrets to cutting fat and looking awesome

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  • ickybella
    ickybella Posts: 1,438 Member
    Wait, I thought unicorns cancelled out all calories. All this time! Gonna have to reset my ticker again. Also, where's the part about the peanut butter and standing on your head?
  • julieellam
    julieellam Posts: 20 Member
    Thanks for these great tips. I've a question though.

    If I turn counter clockwise for more than 360 degrees I have to counteract that by turning the same amount clockwise (I'd be walking in the wrong direction else, wouldn't I!). Does my directional reset counteract the burn from the original hopped turn?
  • Peta22
    Peta22 Posts: 377 Member
    I'm SO glad you told me about No 6 & 10!!! I'm going to be following these rules religiously! :drinker:
  • cufirst84
    cufirst84 Posts: 127 Member
    The carb thing totally makes sense...selling my unicorn..lol !!
  • cramernh
    cramernh Posts: 3,335 Member
    I have some more, but the ones i listed def helped me on my journey. Please no negativity aka correcting where i may have made things up.


    1) Never eat white carbs while riding a unicorn. This one is pretty self explanatory.

    I thought the rule only applied when Mercury was aligned with Venus?
  • aewalk07
    aewalk07 Posts: 51 Member
    :) thanks for the laugh
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    The best part of the list was the complete lack of any studies or reviews. I mean we all know science just makes things up. It's all about whatever works for that person. Pfft! Science. Like they ever get anything right.

    *presses reply and his words are magically spread around the world*
  • Erm I dont have a unicorn so how about I substitute it for a horse? Will I still get the same results? :-)
  • MrsLong1980
    MrsLong1980 Posts: 181 Member
    FYI folks - broken biscuits don't have any calories in them :D

    siliisobel - just glue a wafer cone, preferably with a chocolate tip, to the horse's head and you've got your own home-made unicorn. Bonus since it's home made so will burn more calories for you :D
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