The secrets to cutting fat and looking awesome

ickybella

Wait, I thought unicorns cancelled out all calories. All this time! Gonna have to reset my ticker again. Also, where's the part about the peanut butter and standing on your head?

julieellam

Thanks for these great tips. I've a question though.

If I turn counter clockwise for more than 360 degrees I have to counteract that by turning the same amount clockwise (I'd be walking in the wrong direction else, wouldn't I!). Does my directional reset counteract the burn from the original hopped turn?

Peta22

I'm SO glad you told me about No 6 & 10!!! I'm going to be following these rules religiously! :drinker:

cufirst84

The carb thing totally makes sense...selling my unicorn..lol !!

cramernh

I have some more, but the ones i listed def helped me on my journey. Please no negativity aka correcting where i may have made things up.


1) Never eat white carbs while riding a unicorn. This one is pretty self explanatory.

I thought the rule only applied when Mercury was aligned with Venus?

aewalk07

thanks for the laugh

BrettPGH

The best part of the list was the complete lack of any studies or reviews. I mean we all know science just makes things up. It's all about whatever works for that person. Pfft! Science. Like they ever get anything right.

*presses reply and his words are magically spread around the world*

siliisobel

Erm I dont have a unicorn so how about I substitute it for a horse? Will I still get the same results? :-)

MrsLong1980

FYI folks - broken biscuits don't have any calories in them

siliisobel - just glue a wafer cone, preferably with a chocolate tip, to the horse's head and you've got your own home-made unicorn. Bonus since it's home made so will burn more calories for you