If your scales could talk, what would they say to you?

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  • caterpillardreams
    caterpillardreams Posts: 476 Member
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    Dang B!%$^ Get up off me, Stop sweating me. I don't like being weighed down by no one.
  • repubgurl
    repubgurl Posts: 105
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    Help me!
  • missxjuicy
    missxjuicy Posts: 205 Member
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    Hurry up, youre almost there. Dont stop what youre doing :)
  • Tonnina
    Tonnina Posts: 979 Member
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    "Again?" lol I weigh more than once a day everyday.
  • tataliciousd89
    tataliciousd89 Posts: 465
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    "You always get to be on top."
  • missxjuicy
    missxjuicy Posts: 205 Member
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    Stepping on and off ten times in a row won't change the number...

    LOL I have to do it atleast twice. or 3 :(
  • geckofli
    geckofli Posts: 155 Member
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    lol mine would say EFF off woman youve been here already today get off me,
    or maybe they'd say before i got there with their little imaginary hands in a stop stay there motion
    honey step away you've come along way and youve already been here today, trust us when we say you'll be up or down 1kg just like every other day you step on mid way through the day, now run along and go do somethiing, we'll see you tonight
  • TDBrims
    TDBrims Posts: 138
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    Mine would say hells bells how about some consistency I feel like a yoyo with all the upping and downing you make me do ;)
  • Koketa0510
    Koketa0510 Posts: 80
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    "Look...woman...I'm not like a magic 8 ball. You will get the SAME answer every time!"

    or

    *sarcastically* "Suuurreee, that little pee and poo really helped lose, didn't it?"

    :laugh:
  • bear_nakey
    bear_nakey Posts: 367 Member
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    don't get mad at me because the number isn't moving. . . . maybe if you put down that pop tart. . . "
  • truecaligirl
    truecaligirl Posts: 132 Member
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    Mine would start gasping for air.
  • newbeetler
    newbeetler Posts: 194 Member
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    Now I've given you a little something can you introduce me to that calculator so she can give me a little something. She's fit.

    Or

    Look I don't go below 180lbs
  • amyy902
    amyy902 Posts: 290 Member
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    is anyone on me? you want to loose weight, idiot. its like a 10 year old stood on me.

    or your obsessed. your weight dosent change every 5 minutes.
  • Aperture_Science
    Aperture_Science Posts: 840 Member
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    One at a time please.
  • WingMan380
    WingMan380 Posts: 2,139 Member
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    Go on...be a good girl and wear a skirt today!
    I was going to say "I can see straight up your skirt" :tongue:

    WooHoo!!
  • stevwil41
    stevwil41 Posts: 608 Member
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    Step away from the jar of peanut butter...
  • chrisja
    chrisja Posts: 380 Member
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    "Girl, why are you stepping on me so often?"...lol
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
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    Yeah, line me up with the door, six inches from the sink, at that particular 45 degree angle, then step on with your right foot first and your toes up to the display, and I'll give you that low reading you're looking for!
  • Trinketona
    Trinketona Posts: 190
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    love these! Mine would say- "we can't be friends anymore, you are too obsessed with me!" Hehe-I will admit I check it too often!

    you know its bad when your scale gets a restraining order


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • WingMan380
    WingMan380 Posts: 2,139 Member
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    Mine would say..... put some clothes on!!!

    Oh to be a bathroom scale!

    LOL!

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