If your scales could talk, what would they say to you?

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BarefootBrendan
BarefootBrendan Posts: 58
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I'll start with the classic,.

"Ouch! Get off me fat boy"
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  • hapoo100
    hapoo100 Posts: 940 Member
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    mine would say "could one of you please get off me"
  • kimmieey
    kimmieey Posts: 87
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    mine would say "could one of you please get off me"

    Haha I was gonna say "one at a time!"
  • lisajnz
    lisajnz Posts: 16 Member
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    Oh Lordee ... weren't you here about an hour ago?
  • natalie2355
    natalie2355 Posts: 93 Member
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    "you AGAIN???"
  • kiwinik
    kiwinik Posts: 25 Member
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    Go on...be a good girl and wear a skirt today!
  • shani251
    shani251 Posts: 145 Member
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    Eeeek! What happened girl?!
  • hapoo100
    hapoo100 Posts: 940 Member
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    Go on...be a good girl and wear a skirt today!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
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    Go on...be a good girl and wear a skirt today!

    This.

    :S
  • xxTAMxx
    xxTAMxx Posts: 614
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    Go on...be a good girl and wear a skirt today!
    I was going to say "I can see straight up your skirt" :tongue:
  • darlin930
    darlin930 Posts: 283 Member
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    I know we will be friends.....some day!
  • jamiem1102
    jamiem1102 Posts: 1,196 Member
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    Could you clean up your language please?
  • BarefootBrendan
    BarefootBrendan Posts: 58
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    Already some very funny ones. Well done everyone!
  • Coco_Puff
    Coco_Puff Posts: 823 Member
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    You're such a glutton for punishment.
  • GoMizzou99
    GoMizzou99 Posts: 512 Member
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    Dude! You can see the readout without bending over. Sweet!
  • BarefootBrendan
    BarefootBrendan Posts: 58
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    Dude! You can see the readout without bending over. Sweet!

    lol :happy:
  • velix
    velix Posts: 437 Member
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    Go on...be a good girl and wear a skirt today!

    hehe

    mine would say "please put some clothes on.... ANYTHING!!!" (i am an after-shower kind of weigh-er)
  • hapoo100
    hapoo100 Posts: 940 Member
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    mine would say-

    your underwear weighs 11oz, you can leave them on
  • wjewell
    wjewell Posts: 282 Member
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    Don't you EVER wear clothes?? ;)
  • mauryr
    mauryr Posts: 385
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    "The same weight yet again? I'm bored. Need some action!"
  • velix
    velix Posts: 437 Member
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    mine would say-

    your underwear weighs 11oz, you can leave them on
    hhaha nice!

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