If your scales could talk, what would they say to you?

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  • jaymee4647
    jaymee4647 Posts: 3
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    I am sure I am broken now, thanks
  • xxTAMxx
    xxTAMxx Posts: 614
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    Why don't you hop off and then hop back on again...Maybe it will be drastically lower"
  • k0nfyo0zed
    k0nfyo0zed Posts: 313 Member
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    "one at a time please"
  • heyghoge
    heyghoge Posts: 153 Member
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    LOOK AT YOUR LIFE

    LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES


    *snaps*
  • hapoo100
    hapoo100 Posts: 940 Member
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    mine would say-

    maybe we should see other people. Its not you, its me
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
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    "Don't you own underwear?"
  • LngHrDntCr13
    LngHrDntCr13 Posts: 41 Member
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    "I suggest a 2nd opinion!" lol :laugh:
  • monicamk1975
    monicamk1975 Posts: 298 Member
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    mine would say, "please, please, leave your clothes on this time..." lol
  • SheriG9
    SheriG9 Posts: 62
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    Are you sure you want to know?
  • xxTAMxx
    xxTAMxx Posts: 614
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    "Maybe you're retaining fat"
  • HeidiRene
    HeidiRene Posts: 335 Member
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    Just because u won't step on me doesn't mean you didn't gain a bunch of weight!
  • Kougra
    Kougra Posts: 358 Member
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    Runaway.....darn....I have no legs
  • embersfallen
    embersfallen Posts: 534 Member
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    *Stop obessing over my numbers dang it!!! You know your clothes are getting so loose they're ready to fall off...so QUIT WHINING! I like to freak you out anyhow... havn't you figured this out yet? I'm EVIL! * hahaha.
  • AliciaBeth78
    AliciaBeth78 Posts: 437 Member
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    "I. CAN'T. BREATHE. HELP. MEEEE!"
  • MissVCI
    MissVCI Posts: 277 Member
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    Welcome back gorgeous, I've missed you.
  • kimmieey
    kimmieey Posts: 87
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    Why not live on the moon? You'd only way 43 pounds!
  • xxTAMxx
    xxTAMxx Posts: 614
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    " How 'bout today I stand on you and call you a f#*@!% *****"
  • superstarcassie
    superstarcassie Posts: 296 Member
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    love these! Mine would say- "we can't be friends anymore, you are too obsessed with me!" Hehe-I will admit I check it too often!
  • hapoo100
    hapoo100 Posts: 940 Member
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    love these! Mine would say- "we can't be friends anymore, you are too obsessed with me!" Hehe-I will admit I check it too often!

    you know its bad when your scale gets a restraining order
  • Monda
    Monda Posts: 271 Member
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    Mine would say "one at a time please! "

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