If your scales could talk, what would they say to you?

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  • HeidiRene
    HeidiRene Posts: 335 Member
    Just because u won't step on me doesn't mean you didn't gain a bunch of weight!
  • Kougra
    Kougra Posts: 358 Member
    Runaway.....darn....I have no legs
  • embersfallen
    embersfallen Posts: 534 Member
    *Stop obessing over my numbers dang it!!! You know your clothes are getting so loose they're ready to fall off...so QUIT WHINING! I like to freak you out anyhow... havn't you figured this out yet? I'm EVIL! * hahaha.
  • AliciaBeth78
    AliciaBeth78 Posts: 437 Member
    "I. CAN'T. BREATHE. HELP. MEEEE!"
  • MissVCI
    MissVCI Posts: 277 Member
    Welcome back gorgeous, I've missed you.
  • kimmieey
    kimmieey Posts: 87
    Why not live on the moon? You'd only way 43 pounds!
  • xxTAMxx
    xxTAMxx Posts: 573 Member
    " How 'bout today I stand on you and call you a f#*@!% *****"
  • superstarcassie
    superstarcassie Posts: 296 Member
    love these! Mine would say- "we can't be friends anymore, you are too obsessed with me!" Hehe-I will admit I check it too often!
  • hapoo100
    hapoo100 Posts: 926 Member
    love these! Mine would say- "we can't be friends anymore, you are too obsessed with me!" Hehe-I will admit I check it too often!

    you know its bad when your scale gets a restraining order
  • Monda
    Monda Posts: 271 Member
    Mine would say "one at a time please! "
  • HealthyAlison
    HealthyAlison Posts: 112 Member
    I saw a card with a person on a scale last week. The scale said "Cheat", the person said "Liar".
  • acstansell
    acstansell Posts: 567 Member
    "Not at your goal weight yet? It's okay - I'll be here tomorrow. Hopefully, we can stay friends throughout this journey."
  • p_barron
    p_barron Posts: 63
    Mine does talk .... It says "ohhhhh" in this very condesending tone that says wow I didn't think you weighed this much
  • mandamommy3
    mandamommy3 Posts: 297 Member
    "Haha, gotcha! Didn't notice the kids were playing with me today huh? That extra 20 sure made you jump, didn't it? HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!"
  • PBmaria
    PBmaria Posts: 854 Member
    "I've missed you!"

    I avoid weighing-in like the plague! hahah
  • hapoo100
    hapoo100 Posts: 926 Member
    holding your breath will not make you lighter
  • jessicajoy87
    jessicajoy87 Posts: 905
    Go on...be a good girl and wear a skirt today!


    Lol! Mine would say "lose those thunder thighs then wear a skirt!"
  • shadowkitty22
    shadowkitty22 Posts: 495 Member
    Mine would say, "Congratulations on your 4 pound loss this week!"
  • Kendrawinn
    Kendrawinn Posts: 160
    " How 'bout today I stand on you and call you a f#*@!% *****"

    This is funny !!
  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
    "Damn, your feet stink..."
  • andreacord
    andreacord Posts: 928
    What are you doing back here? You were just on me five minutes ago. and the twenty before that. and the twenty before that. and two hours before that. and six times yesterday. Enough already, woman!
  • luvmydog2
    luvmydog2 Posts: 243 Member
    How many packs of margarine have you lost this month ? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :wink:
  • Ddmck1
    Ddmck1 Posts: 89 Member
    "Best two out of three?"
  • MommyTKD
    MommyTKD Posts: 61 Member
    Mine would say a couple of things....

    First, it would probably point out that it has seen more of me lately than it has in years. And by more I mean both in frequency, and in the ahem... AMOUNT of me. Then it would probably recognize there's less of me NOW than there was 49 days ago. Then it would ask me to put on something over my (again, ahem) wear-with-alls. It would probably even lie and say it wouldn't count it.
  • shanahan_09
    shanahan_09 Posts: 238 Member
    Mine would say "Where the heck are youuu?" (Dropped it off at my friends house for a month-- the little sucker is a dictator with my emotions, :grumble: )
  • xmissjasmine
    xmissjasmine Posts: 121
    "Enough already, I told you yesterday and I'm telling you the same thing today. And stop doing that victory dance over those .2 lbs...it's annoying and no one ever gets that happy about ounces unless it's at birth....and put some clothes on! sheesh!"
  • hapoo100
    hapoo100 Posts: 926 Member
    "Damn, your feet stink..."

    with all the women talking about skirts and underwear, I wanted to die and be reincarnated as a scale. your post sir, brought me back to earth.

    :wink:
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    "Thank you!" (because I put a lot less strain on it than I used to)
  • Newf77
    Newf77 Posts: 802 Member
    Mine would have so many things to say, but the first comments it would make would be. Can you please clean this place up and please wait until after you get out of the shower to weigh yourself.
  • Justkf
    Justkf Posts: 208 Member
    Go away, it hasn't changed since 5 minutes ago...
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