If your scales could talk, what would they say to you?

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  • muddyventures
    muddyventures Posts: 360 Member
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    Don't you EVER wear clothes?? ;)

    Exactly what mine would say, :) !!
  • hapoo100
    hapoo100 Posts: 940 Member
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    "Cold in here this morning, eh buddy?"

    this made chuckle...made me think of George Costanza
  • harley47920
    harley47920 Posts: 62 Member
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    Neener neener neener!!
  • Sherbog
    Sherbog Posts: 1,072 Member
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    Hey....we were on a down hill journey...whats with the uphill climbing? This does not feel good.
  • ChrisWag
    ChrisWag Posts: 169
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    Don't you EVER wear clothes?? ;)

    MINE TOO!!!!!!
  • hapoo100
    hapoo100 Posts: 940 Member
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    "if you slide me one bathroom tile to the left and stand more on your left foot, i can act like you lost 2lbs."
  • firesoforion
    firesoforion Posts: 1,017 Member
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  • RoanneRed
    RoanneRed Posts: 429 Member
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    "you AGAIN???"
    Yep - stop weighing yourself so DAMN often!
  • speedycakes
    speedycakes Posts: 152 Member
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    "same as last time, oh wait + .2. I think your heading in the wrong direction."
  • whirligig24
    whirligig24 Posts: 14 Member
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    Didn't I just see you yesterday?
  • JimandLin
    JimandLin Posts: 76 Member
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    If you dust me off once in a while, I'll tell you what you REALLY weigh! How about it.
  • theseagull
    theseagull Posts: 181 Member
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    It'll say: I feel like there is someone on me :-D ... LOL
  • Skeebee
    Skeebee Posts: 740 Member
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    ""How many times are you going to check me this morning? The number isn't changing, honey...."
  • laurenb8183
    laurenb8183 Posts: 2 Member
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    "Uncover your eyes and look at the number you wuss."
  • Amberchalon
    Amberchalon Posts: 207 Member
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    Even if you take off your ponytail holder it won't magically erase an extra 10lbs~~~
  • Lary_babe
    Lary_babe Posts: 47 Member
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    Please don't fart today
  • trishka48
    trishka48 Posts: 51 Member
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    Mine would say, "Congratulations on your 4 pound loss this week!"

    Yay!
  • bjfmade
    bjfmade Posts: 543 Member
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    "where did you come from, where did you go!!!"
  • BobbieLee1959
    BobbieLee1959 Posts: 605 Member
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    "Good Morning, Beautiful!"
  • Ashss
    Ashss Posts: 1
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    "Hey, its you again!. You know...last week I think I was being a little generous, giving you that -1 pound. Sooo...here you can have it back along with this extra one. You're Welcome >:P"

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