If your scales could talk, what would they say to you?

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  • Junepal
    Junepal Posts: 148 Member
    ~I am getting a restraining order~

    ~Ya ok lady, that hair clip is really going to make a difference~

    ~No matter how slow you get on me, you still will weigh the same~
  • chrissy10taylor
    chrissy10taylor Posts: 127
    Mine would say "No matter how many times you step on me, it will still say the same thing"
  • soymilkcoffee
    soymilkcoffee Posts: 171
    "GIIIIIRRRRRLL, you lookin' FINE!"
  • MKCSFX
    MKCSFX Posts: 24
    DUDE....get off and then get on again....when I spin that freakin fast my head gets dizzy!!!!
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    "I can almost see your wiener."
  • calmmomw3minimeez
    calmmomw3minimeez Posts: 499 Member
    :noway: "YES - REALLY!"
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    Oh and after pizza last night

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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,988 Member
    "You're so fat, you sweat Crisco"


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    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • calmmomw3minimeez
    calmmomw3minimeez Posts: 499 Member
    "K, you can go now...":ohwell:
  • clem7444
    clem7444 Posts: 64 Member
    Ha Ha Fatty! I bet you didn't expect to see a six pound gain this morning!! Joke's on you!!! BAHAHAHA
  • calmmomw3minimeez
    calmmomw3minimeez Posts: 499 Member
    Ha Ha Fatty! I bet you didn't expect to see a six pound gain this morning!! Joke's on you!!! BAHAHAHA
    I've heard that one before, lol!
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    "How would you like it if I got on top of you fatboy? Get the hell off me"

    My scale is soooo *****y. That is why she got served with divorce papers sometime ago and we get together on random, drunken occasions and feel terrible about it the next day...
  • SueGeer
    SueGeer Posts: 1,169 Member
    "I'm like a camera......I NEVER lie......"
  • calmmomw3minimeez
    calmmomw3minimeez Posts: 499 Member
    "Such language young lady!":frown:
  • johnlatv
    johnlatv Posts: 654 Member
    "you are doing great"
  • hapoo100
    hapoo100 Posts: 926 Member
    as i step on, mine would say-

    i wish i was a toaster
  • HauteP1nk
    HauteP1nk Posts: 2,139 Member
    "A little to the left....a little to the right....nope, sorry, looks like nothing will help. You're fat".
  • calmmomw3minimeez
    calmmomw3minimeez Posts: 499 Member
    "This hurts me as much - if not more - as it hurts you so please remove yourself - owww..."
  • kealambert
    kealambert Posts: 961 Member
    "OH, totally forgot to mention I've been broken for YEARS! haha, my bad"
  • xSophia19
    xSophia19 Posts: 1,536 Member
    Get off me, i cant breathe! :laugh:
  • paisley2288
    paisley2288 Posts: 913 Member
    Mine would say..... put some clothes on!!!
  • paisley2288
    paisley2288 Posts: 913 Member
    "OH, totally forgot to mention I've been broken for YEARS! haha, my bad"

    I wish!!
  • BeautyFromPain
    BeautyFromPain Posts: 4,952 Member
    "The same weight yet again? I'm bored. Need some action!"
  • paisley2288
    paisley2288 Posts: 913 Member
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  • Akjenn89
    Akjenn89 Posts: 265 Member
    "Bro, get her digits and she'll take her clothes off for you like THAT. *snap*"

    "Work harder next time, mmkay?"

    "You forgot to shave your legs again, didn't you?"
  • Rays_Wife
    Rays_Wife Posts: 1,173 Member
    "One at a time, please!!!"
  • bellevie23
    bellevie23 Posts: 208 Member
    "Dont cuss at me!!"
  • JimandLin
    JimandLin Posts: 76 Member
    You were just here a minute ago, you took off your jewelry, and you really expect to see a difference!???
  • pineapple1989
    pineapple1989 Posts: 195 Member
    "I know you've been avoiding me since the weekend... I'm still here you know! And if you dont weigh yourself it doesnt mean you havent put on weight!"
  • Kayletsgo
    Kayletsgo Posts: 5 Member
    "Sweet, time for some extreme weight lifting!"
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