If your scales could talk, what would they say to you?

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  • truecaligirl
    truecaligirl Posts: 132 Member
    Mine would start gasping for air.
  • newbeetler
    newbeetler Posts: 197 Member
    Now I've given you a little something can you introduce me to that calculator so she can give me a little something. She's fit.

    Or

    Look I don't go below 180lbs
  • amyy902
    amyy902 Posts: 290 Member
    is anyone on me? you want to loose weight, idiot. its like a 10 year old stood on me.

    or your obsessed. your weight dosent change every 5 minutes.
  • Aperture_Science
    Aperture_Science Posts: 840 Member
    One at a time please.
  • WingMan380
    WingMan380 Posts: 2,139 Member
    Go on...be a good girl and wear a skirt today!
    I was going to say "I can see straight up your skirt" :tongue:

    WooHoo!!
  • stevwil41
    stevwil41 Posts: 608 Member
    Step away from the jar of peanut butter...
  • chrisja
    chrisja Posts: 380 Member
    "Girl, why are you stepping on me so often?"...lol
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    Yeah, line me up with the door, six inches from the sink, at that particular 45 degree angle, then step on with your right foot first and your toes up to the display, and I'll give you that low reading you're looking for!
  • Trinketona
    Trinketona Posts: 190
    love these! Mine would say- "we can't be friends anymore, you are too obsessed with me!" Hehe-I will admit I check it too often!

    you know its bad when your scale gets a restraining order


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • WingMan380
    WingMan380 Posts: 2,139 Member
    Mine would say..... put some clothes on!!!

    Oh to be a bathroom scale!

    LOL!
  • Trinketona
    Trinketona Posts: 190
    Mine probably trembles when it sees me reaching for it. It would run away if it could. :laugh: :laugh:
  • eblake111
    eblake111 Posts: 66 Member
    Is it really necessary to remove EVERY piece of clothing and jewelry?
  • raindancer
    raindancer Posts: 993 Member
    I'm tired! Weight go up..weight go down..WTH. Figure it out old girl.!!
  • PercivalHackworth
    PercivalHackworth Posts: 1,437 Member
    "Why are you doing this to me ? :frown: "
  • trijoe
    trijoe Posts: 729 Member
    "I know somebody who had beer & cheeseburgers last night............."

    "Dude, seriously, go put on some shorts and I'll set your running shoes out for you."

    "Truth hurts sparky. Curse all you like, I'm not apologizing."
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    " Just one person at a time! "
  • AggieLu
    AggieLu Posts: 873 Member
    "You really naked again?"
  • Purple_Orchid_87
    Purple_Orchid_87 Posts: 517 Member
    "trust me, I hate you more than you hate me"
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,794 Member
    "OMG! Put some clothes on, woman!"
  • BamaGirl_Tricia
    BamaGirl_Tricia Posts: 70 Member
    0-160 in 2 seconds!!
  • 412HeavyLifter
    412HeavyLifter Posts: 170 Member
    ""What the hell"
  • lexidell46
    lexidell46 Posts: 143
    leaning forward isn't going to help. neither is exhaling.
  • :laugh: Mine wouldn't say anything, i'd have just killed them!!
  • well done, but you still need to lighten up a lil..
  • love2cycle
    love2cycle Posts: 448 Member
    Turn around and come back later when you get serious
  • I CAN'T BREATH!!!!!!!! GET OFF! LMAO:tongue:
  • "No matter how much you beg, I'm not going to lie to you!"
  • KJVBear33
    KJVBear33 Posts: 628
    "This is the second time in a row...........I told you once and the number won't go down no matter what you do.......come back tomorrow and maybe I will be nice"
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    You havent changed my battery in 88 pounds... your weight is probably wrong.... jus' sayin... aint my fault.
  • RachNRoll
    RachNRoll Posts: 192 Member
    "you again, the one I saw eating chocolate last night in the sofa...well get this and shut up, go move your @ss "
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