If your scales could talk, what would they say to you?
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Rrrrrrr abort abort.... :laugh:0
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My scale says the same thing as my Wii, ohhh! As if it is pain. I tell it to suck it up and let's go!0
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mine would say "you know those socks really don't weigh enough to make a difference"0
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I am bored with the same reading!0
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Get off my back already, you're breaking my spine!!0
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"why do you get on me multiple times a day?"0
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kill me.. kill me now :laugh:0
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OCD much?0
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"Whoa fatty! Are you really going to let your husband weigh less than you?"0
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"Cold in here this morning, eh buddy?"0
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Don't you EVER wear clothes??
Exactly what mine would say, !!0 -
"Cold in here this morning, eh buddy?"
this made chuckle...made me think of George Costanza0 -
Neener neener neener!!0
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Hey....we were on a down hill journey...whats with the uphill climbing? This does not feel good.0
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Don't you EVER wear clothes??
MINE TOO!!!!!!0 -
"if you slide me one bathroom tile to the left and stand more on your left foot, i can act like you lost 2lbs."0
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"you AGAIN???"0
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"same as last time, oh wait + .2. I think your heading in the wrong direction."0
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Didn't I just see you yesterday?0
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If you dust me off once in a while, I'll tell you what you REALLY weigh! How about it.0
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It'll say: I feel like there is someone on me :-D ... LOL0
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""How many times are you going to check me this morning? The number isn't changing, honey...."0
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"Uncover your eyes and look at the number you wuss."0
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Even if you take off your ponytail holder it won't magically erase an extra 10lbs~~~0
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Please don't fart today0
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Mine would say, "Congratulations on your 4 pound loss this week!"
Yay!0 -
"where did you come from, where did you go!!!"0
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"Good Morning, Beautiful!"0
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"Hey, its you again!. You know...last week I think I was being a little generous, giving you that -1 pound. Sooo...here you can have it back along with this extra one. You're Welcome >:P"0
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