If your scales could talk, what would they say to you?

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  • lilyjaney2
    lilyjaney2 Posts: 17
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    Every week, GIVE ME A BREAK! :P
  • sizzlinoverthefat
    sizzlinoverthefat Posts: 136 Member
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    GET OFF!!:explode: YOU WEIGH TO MUCH!!:cry:
  • sarallong
    sarallong Posts: 74 Member
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    You are looking better everyday!! :flowerforyou:
  • ummlovelovesyou
    ummlovelovesyou Posts: 1,024 Member
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    "Nice view from down here"



    :wink:

    (Say whatever you want....a year ago my scale wouldn't have even said anything. It would've saw me and threw up! lol I have some confidence back!)
  • mamamc03
    mamamc03 Posts: 1,067 Member
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    You turn me on day after day only to leave me hanging when you have finished with me!! I feel so used!!
  • mrsred79
    mrsred79 Posts: 79
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    " How 'bout today I stand on you and call you a f#*@!% *****"

    LOL!! This!!
  • Coach_Simon
    Coach_Simon Posts: 254 Member
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    Get off of me, fat *kitten*, I can't breathe!
  • kealambert
    kealambert Posts: 961 Member
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    "look, it's a number, not an opinion. stop hating"
  • piinchi
    piinchi Posts: 172 Member
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    Mine is probably saying "get me out of this basement closet! I am a high-technology device that measures your weight and body fat percentage, just because you don't like what I have to say doesn't mean I have to be put in the basement jail!"

    Yeah, I locked it up for a while. Was becoming too much of a drain my mental health. I'm measuring other progress marks instead, but it makes me laugh sometimes thinking of my scale all pissed off in the basement somewhere.
  • _GlaDOS_
    _GlaDOS_ Posts: 1,520 Member
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    Mine would say, "Pay no attention to me. I'm a lying b!tch."
  • bookworm_1213
    bookworm_1213 Posts: 18 Member
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    Mine would say: Please leave me alone already. I know your losing weight but you still hurt me every week. :)

    (But hopefully hurt it a little less every week)
  • MissVCI
    MissVCI Posts: 277 Member
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    Mine would say, "Pay no attention to me. I'm a lying b!tch."


    :love: :love: :laugh: :laugh: :heart: :heart:
  • GabeRami
    GabeRami Posts: 210 Member
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    Dude, any heavier and I'm gonna blow a spring, I swear....
  • AllanMisner
    AllanMisner Posts: 4,140 Member
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    Where you been?

    I usually weigh in on the weekends, but on a three week business trip.
  • LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo
    LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo Posts: 3,634 Member
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    Mine would be "Hey get the hell out of me, I'm sick and tired of your face and of your smelly feet"
  • GabeRami
    GabeRami Posts: 210 Member
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    Mine would say, "Pay no attention to me. I'm a lying b!tch."

    That's GENIUS!
  • crissy170
    crissy170 Posts: 31 Member
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    what? did i stutter?
  • hapoo100
    hapoo100 Posts: 940 Member
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    what? did i stutter?


    haha....i sometimes weigh, step off and step on like it will change....this is genius lol
  • danielnoble
    danielnoble Posts: 27
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    your feet stink!!!
  • peachied
    peachied Posts: 117 Member
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    "Whenever I'm up, you're down. Whenever I'm down, you're up. Why can't we ever be on the same page?!"

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