Black Team - Week 18

janiebeth

So, this might be off colored for some of you, but I found great humor...



hehehe

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Girlmom282109

So, this might be off colored for some of you, but I found great humor...



hehehe

The first thing I said was damn I wish my waist and *kitten* looked like that!!:blushing:

3babybeans

I bet if you squeezed any of us into the right about of plastic, our butts would look like that, too. :laugh:

Tri_Dad

I have one thing to say -- Andrew, Marla one-upped you! She figured out what tops almost hitting a moose. :laugh:

Glad you're okay, Marla! :flowerforyou:

omg guys!!! you will never guess what happened today. I was driving to work this morning when and airplane tire fell out of the sky and landed on the hood of my car. The impact caused me to fly out of the car and over a quarter of a mile through the air. I would have died but I landed in the back of a dump truck carrying a load of mattresses to Canada. No matter how I tried I couldnt get the truck drivers attention so the truck didnt stop until it reached the Canadian border. When the border gaurds saw me in the back of the truck he thought that the driver was involved in human trafficing so we were both taken in to the Mounted police headquarters for questioning. When I explained what happened they said my story was too far fetched and that I was lying so I waited for the best oppurtinity and I made a break for it. I managed to get our of headquarters but I had several Canadien officers on my tail. I yelled "Take off you hosers" but they still kept chasing me. I realized that once the Mounties got on there horses I was done for so I ran into a nearby circus and commondeered and elephant. While it helped in my escape It didnt do much to help me blend in, so once I lost the mounties I ditched the elephant and made my way toward the US border on foot. I knew getting back accross the border would be tough without my passport so I tried to cross at a point as far from civilation as possible. While travelling through the wilderness I came across two bears having a conversation! They said that because I had seen them and knew they could talk that they would have to eat me. After 5 hours of pleading with them they finally agreed to take me to the old witch who lived on a nearby hill. They said that she would turn me into a talking bear so that I would never reveal their secret. Well I wasnt pleased with the concept of being a bear.....but it was better than getting eaten. Being a bear hasnt been so bad, at least not for the few hours that I have been one. I think I am more bothered by the fact that I am essencially canadian now. That and typing with these big Bear claws is alot harder than you would think. Talk about your disasterous days. sheesh. Well anyway, I'll check in later....I'm getting hungry and Steve (one of my new bear friends) said he would help me catch some salmon.

3babybeans

You had me until "quarter of a mile" :laugh:

arewethereyet

I have one thing to say -- Andrew, Marla one-upped you! She figured out what tops almost hitting a moose. :laugh:

Glad you're okay, Marla! :flowerforyou:

omg guys!!! you will never guess what happened today. I was driving to work this morning when and airplane tire fell out of the sky and landed on the hood of my car. The impact caused me to fly out of the car and over a quarter of a mile through the air. I would have died but I landed in the back of a dump truck carrying a load of mattresses to Canada. No matter how I tried I couldnt get the truck drivers attention so the truck didnt stop until it reached the Canadian border. When the border gaurds saw me in the back of the truck he thought that the driver was involved in human trafficing so we were both taken in to the Mounted police headquarters for questioning. When I explained what happened they said my story was too far fetched and that I was lying so I waited for the best oppurtinity and I made a break for it. I managed to get our of headquarters but I had several Canadien officers on my tail. I yelled "Take off you hosers" but they still kept chasing me. I realized that once the Mounties got on there horses I was done for so I ran into a nearby circus and commondeered and elephant. While it helped in my escape It didnt do much to help me blend in, so once I lost the mounties I ditched the elephant and made my way toward the US border on foot. I knew getting back accross the border would be tough without my passport so I tried to cross at a point as far from civilation as possible. While travelling through the wilderness I came across two bears having a conversation! They said that because I had seen them and knew they could talk that they would have to eat me. After 5 hours of pleading with them they finally agreed to take me to the old witch who lived on a nearby hill. They said that she would turn me into a talking bear so that I would never reveal their secret. Well I wasnt pleased with the concept of being a bear.....but it was better than getting eaten. Being a bear hasnt been so bad, at least not for the few hours that I have been one. I think I am more bothered by the fact that I am essencially canadian now. That and typing with this big Bear claws is alot harder than you would think. Talk about your disasterous days. sheesh. Well anyway, I'll check in later....I'm getting hungry and Steve (one of my new bear friends) said he would help me catch some salmon.

:noway: You WIN~!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

arewethereyet

You had me until "quarter of a mile" :laugh:

I know......airplane issues are very real to me due to the plane that crashed into a house down the street from me!

So I was thinking HOLY CRAP not AGAIN!!

:laugh:

jimswmn

Marla. I was poking around & found this little tid bit:

Usually after gallbladder removal patients cannot digest high fat, large meals, and certain types of foods. More often, removal of the gallbladder causes weight loss. Bile still flows into the intestine, but fat digestion may be less efficient.

Adopting a healthy low fat diet and an exercise routine is good for your overall health.

I was trying to figure out if an inflammed gall bladder would cause the "P-word" that you've been on. Still diggin'!

Hmmmm not weight loss here until I started MFP. Maybe I should have watched what I ate sooner. I cannot eat spicy foods since I had mine taken out.

Tri_Dad

I came home from work and FINALLY I have the internet!!!! Too tired to do anything about it now but I look forward to reading your guys' posts properly again!!!!

Holy crud! That's awesome! So glad your back in business!

jimswmn

Marla. I was poking around & found this little tid bit:

Usually after gallbladder removal patients cannot digest high fat, large meals, and certain types of foods. More often, removal of the gallbladder causes weight loss. Bile still flows into the intestine, but fat digestion may be less efficient.

Adopting a healthy low fat diet and an exercise routine is good for your overall health.

I was trying to figure out if an inflammed gall bladder would cause the "P-word" that you've been on. Still diggin'!

the being unable to digest fatty foods was definitely true for me, although i didn't give them up. every time i ate fast food, it would be a mad dash to the nearest bathroom (totally TMI :laugh: ) don't know why i kept doing it to myself.

Yuppers, same here. We kept doing it because it was fast, filling(for awhile at least) and we didn't know what we know now.

jimswmn

Is that Andrew and Beth? :laugh:

Who else?? :laugh:

Tri_Dad

So, this might be off colored for some of you, but I found great humor...



hehehe

The first thing I said was damn I wish my waist and *kitten* looked like that!!:blushing:

That's funny I was just thinking, damn I'm glad my waist and *kitten* don't look like that!!!:laugh:

jimswmn

I have one thing to say -- Andrew, Marla one-upped you! She figured out what tops almost hitting a moose. :laugh:

Glad you're okay, Marla! :flowerforyou:

omg guys!!! you will never guess what happened today. I was driving to work this morning when and airplane tire fell out of the sky and landed on the hood of my car. The impact caused me to fly out of the car and over a quarter of a mile through the air. I would have died but I landed in the back of a dump truck carrying a load of mattresses to Canada. No matter how I tried I couldnt get the truck drivers attention so the truck didnt stop until it reached the Canadian border. When the border gaurds saw me in the back of the truck he thought that the driver was involved in human trafficing so we were both taken in to the Mounted police headquarters for questioning. When I explained what happened they said my story was too far fetched and that I was lying so I waited for the best oppurtinity and I made a break for it. I managed to get our of headquarters but I had several Canadien officers on my tail. I yelled "Take off you hosers" but they still kept chasing me. I realized that once the Mounties got on there horses I was done for so I ran into a nearby circus and commondeered and elephant. While it helped in my escape It didnt do much to help me blend in, so once I lost the mounties I ditched the elephant and made my way toward the US border on foot. I knew getting back accross the border would be tough without my passport so I tried to cross at a point as far from civilation as possible. While travelling through the wilderness I came across two bears having a conversation! They said that because I had seen them and knew they could talk that they would have to eat me. After 5 hours of pleading with them they finally agreed to take me to the old witch who lived on a nearby hill. They said that she would turn me into a talking bear so that I would never reveal their secret. Well I wasnt pleased with the concept of being a bear.....but it was better than getting eaten. Being a bear hasnt been so bad, at least not for the few hours that I have been one. I think I am more bothered by the fact that I am essencially canadian now. That and typing with these big Bear claws is alot harder than you would think. Talk about your disasterous days. sheesh. Well anyway, I'll check in later....I'm getting hungry and Steve (one of my new bear friends) said he would help me catch some salmon.

If it helps you sleep tonight Batman...go with it...LOL

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

arewethereyet

So, this might be off colored for some of you, but I found great humor...



hehehe

The first thing I said was damn I wish my waist and *kitten* looked like that!!:blushing:

That's funny I was just thinking, damn I'm glad my waist and *kitten* don't look like that!!!:laugh:

:laugh:

Tri_Dad

I have one thing to say -- Andrew, Marla one-upped you! She figured out what tops almost hitting a moose. :laugh:

Glad you're okay, Marla! :flowerforyou:

omg guys!!! you will never guess what happened today. I was driving to work this morning when and airplane tire fell out of the sky and landed on the hood of my car. The impact caused me to fly out of the car and over a quarter of a mile through the air. I would have died but I landed in the back of a dump truck carrying a load of mattresses to Canada. No matter how I tried I couldnt get the truck drivers attention so the truck didnt stop until it reached the Canadian border. When the border gaurds saw me in the back of the truck he thought that the driver was involved in human trafficing so we were both taken in to the Mounted police headquarters for questioning. When I explained what happened they said my story was too far fetched and that I was lying so I waited for the best oppurtinity and I made a break for it. I managed to get our of headquarters but I had several Canadien officers on my tail. I yelled "Take off you hosers" but they still kept chasing me. I realized that once the Mounties got on there horses I was done for so I ran into a nearby circus and commondeered and elephant. While it helped in my escape It didnt do much to help me blend in, so once I lost the mounties I ditched the elephant and made my way toward the US border on foot. I knew getting back accross the border would be tough without my passport so I tried to cross at a point as far from civilation as possible. While travelling through the wilderness I came across two bears having a conversation! They said that because I had seen them and knew they could talk that they would have to eat me. After 5 hours of pleading with them they finally agreed to take me to the old witch who lived on a nearby hill. They said that she would turn me into a talking bear so that I would never reveal their secret. Well I wasnt pleased with the concept of being a bear.....but it was better than getting eaten. Being a bear hasnt been so bad, at least not for the few hours that I have been one. I think I am more bothered by the fact that I am essencially canadian now. That and typing with these big Bear claws is alot harder than you would think. Talk about your disasterous days. sheesh. Well anyway, I'll check in later....I'm getting hungry and Steve (one of my new bear friends) said he would help me catch some salmon.

If it helps you sleep tonight Batman...go with it...LOL

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I don't think it will. I just got on the scale for the first time after the "incident" and I'm 215 lbs over my starting weight.....sigh. I refuse to change my ticker....arg.......I have no idea what an ideal BMI is for a 7 foot long bear.......dang

jimswmn

Someone very very near and dear to me , found out today that she has melanoma . One spot (mole) that will be removed. That should take care of it. The reason I am sharing this with you, the weather is getting nice and we have all been spending more time outside with our more active life styles. PLEASE don't forget to use sunscreen (waterproof)! Wear a hat and don't forget your lips and ears. The life you could be saving is yours. She was religious about using sunscreen but she is so fair skinned and spends so much time outside due to her job and life style. If not for yourself, due it for those around you.

Tri_Dad

Someone very very near and dear to me , found out today that she has melanoma . One spot (mole) that will be removed. That should take care of it. The reason I am sharing this with you, the weather is getting nice and we have all been spending more time outside with our more active life styles. PLEASE don't forget to use sunscreen (waterproof)! Wear a hat and don't forget your lips and ears. The life you could be saving is yours. She was religious about using sunscreen but she is so fair skinned and spends so much time outside due to her job and life style. If not for yourself, due it for those around you.

agreed.
Thanks for sharing this bobbi. It's a very important reminder for all of us
:drinker:

jimswmn

Week 8 of C5K is officially in the books. Taking a well deserved weekend off from running and I will start week 9 on Monday. Now...off to the shower to wash the sweat and sunscreen off.

Marla64

So, this might be off colored for some of you, but I found great humor...



hehehe

Sara!!!!!! Not fair-- it hurts to laugh-- ow ow ow ow !!!!!!!!!!!

Marla64

Marla. I was poking around & found this little tid bit:

Usually after gallbladder removal patients cannot digest high fat, large meals, and certain types of foods. More often, removal of the gallbladder causes weight loss. Bile still flows into the intestine, but fat digestion may be less efficient.

Adopting a healthy low fat diet and an exercise routine is good for your overall health.

I was trying to figure out if an inflammed gall bladder would cause the "P-word" that you've been on. Still diggin'!

Thank you, my dearest Mrs. Beans-- this is good news.

Marla64

i know this isn't my team, but i lurk around here sometimes--and the missing marla caught my attn (i wondered why she was absent from the sahm/d board).

anyway, marla, i'm glad surgery went alright. love and prayers to you and your family. get well

Stacey, you're a doll-- thanks!! And lurk all you want-- these people are a hoot in here, best fun to be had in town!!

loreeb18

I have one thing to say -- Andrew, Marla one-upped you! She figured out what tops almost hitting a moose. :laugh:

Glad you're okay, Marla! :flowerforyou:

omg guys!!! you will never guess what happened today. I was driving to work this morning when and airplane tire fell out of the sky and landed on the hood of my car. The impact caused me to fly out of the car and over a quarter of a mile through the air. I would have died but I landed in the back of a dump truck carrying a load of mattresses to Canada. No matter how I tried I couldnt get the truck drivers attention so the truck didnt stop until it reached the Canadian border. When the border gaurds saw me in the back of the truck he thought that the driver was involved in human trafficing so we were both taken in to the Mounted police headquarters for questioning. When I explained what happened they said my story was too far fetched and that I was lying so I waited for the best oppurtinity and I made a break for it. I managed to get our of headquarters but I had several Canadien officers on my tail. I yelled "Take off you hosers" but they still kept chasing me. I realized that once the Mounties got on there horses I was done for so I ran into a nearby circus and commondeered and elephant. While it helped in my escape It didnt do much to help me blend in, so once I lost the mounties I ditched the elephant and made my way toward the US border on foot. I knew getting back accross the border would be tough without my passport so I tried to cross at a point as far from civilation as possible. While travelling through the wilderness I came across two bears having a conversation! They said that because I had seen them and knew they could talk that they would have to eat me. After 5 hours of pleading with them they finally agreed to take me to the old witch who lived on a nearby hill. They said that she would turn me into a talking bear so that I would never reveal their secret. Well I wasnt pleased with the concept of being a bear.....but it was better than getting eaten. Being a bear hasnt been so bad, at least not for the few hours that I have been one. I think I am more bothered by the fact that I am essencially canadian now. That and typing with these big Bear claws is alot harder than you would think. Talk about your disasterous days. sheesh. Well anyway, I'll check in later....I'm getting hungry and Steve (one of my new bear friends) said he would help me catch some salmon.

Show off!

janiebeth

I have one thing to say -- Andrew, Marla one-upped you! She figured out what tops almost hitting a moose. :laugh:

Glad you're okay, Marla! :flowerforyou:

omg guys!!! you will never guess what happened today. I was driving to work this morning when and airplane tire fell out of the sky and landed on the hood of my car. The impact caused me to fly out of the car and over a quarter of a mile through the air. I would have died but I landed in the back of a dump truck carrying a load of mattresses to Canada. No matter how I tried I couldnt get the truck drivers attention so the truck didnt stop until it reached the Canadian border. When the border gaurds saw me in the back of the truck he thought that the driver was involved in human trafficing so we were both taken in to the Mounted police headquarters for questioning. When I explained what happened they said my story was too far fetched and that I was lying so I waited for the best oppurtinity and I made a break for it. I managed to get our of headquarters but I had several Canadien officers on my tail. I yelled "Take off you hosers" but they still kept chasing me. I realized that once the Mounties got on there horses I was done for so I ran into a nearby circus and commondeered and elephant. While it helped in my escape It didnt do much to help me blend in, so once I lost the mounties I ditched the elephant and made my way toward the US border on foot. I knew getting back accross the border would be tough without my passport so I tried to cross at a point as far from civilation as possible. While travelling through the wilderness I came across two bears having a conversation! They said that because I had seen them and knew they could talk that they would have to eat me. After 5 hours of pleading with them they finally agreed to take me to the old witch who lived on a nearby hill. They said that she would turn me into a talking bear so that I would never reveal their secret. Well I wasnt pleased with the concept of being a bear.....but it was better than getting eaten. Being a bear hasnt been so bad, at least not for the few hours that I have been one. I think I am more bothered by the fact that I am essencially canadian now. That and typing with these big Bear claws is alot harder than you would think. Talk about your disasterous days. sheesh. Well anyway, I'll check in later....I'm getting hungry and Steve (one of my new bear friends) said he would help me catch some salmon.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I was on to you by, "you'll never guess..." - but I loved the story. Have you ever considered creative writing? Seriously, you have a gift..:flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:

3babybeans

He's a boy. Boys can tell action/adventure stories really well. You should hear some of the doozies here. :laugh:

janiebeth

Someone very very near and dear to me , found out today that she has melanoma . One spot (mole) that will be removed. That should take care of it. The reason I am sharing this with you, the weather is getting nice and we have all been spending more time outside with our more active life styles. PLEASE don't forget to use sunscreen (waterproof)! Wear a hat and don't forget your lips and ears. The life you could be saving is yours. She was religious about using sunscreen but she is so fair skinned and spends so much time outside due to her job and life style. If not for yourself, due it for those around you.

bobbi - thanks for the reminder. I should do this when I go out to ride - I always forget because I am mostly covered, but for my face and arms. :flowerforyou:

I hope your friend is going to be OK - melanoma can be scary. :frown:

janiebeth

He's a boy. Boys can tell action/adventure stories really well. You should hear some of the doozies here. :laugh:

Oh, I bet - kids are the best too for spinning a great tale..

Marla64

Marla. I was poking around & found this little tid bit:

Usually after gallbladder removal patients cannot digest high fat, large meals, and certain types of foods. More often, removal of the gallbladder causes weight loss. Bile still flows into the intestine, but fat digestion may be less efficient.

Adopting a healthy low fat diet and an exercise routine is good for your overall health.

I was trying to figure out if an inflammed gall bladder would cause the "P-word" that you've been on. Still diggin'!

Cool - nothing like having a doctors prescription to do what you are already doing.. You go Marla.. Hope you are home soon.

Homecoming was tiring, but all is well. Made it through the dinner hour and the bedtime.

We have my mother-in-law here for the night and through dinner tomorrow so my father-in-law can travel to watch my brother-in-law's son play a baseball game up in New Hampshire for his college. He dragged poor Mom to a triple-header last weekend-- truly I don't know what these people think. This 80 YEAR OLD lady stayed who knows where with who knows who-- my stupid @$$ brother and sister-in-law don't seem to know THEY are the causes of most of her memory problems. When she's around them, she's very upset for lots of reasons I won't go into, and her memory goes totally haywire. My father-in-law said the weekend was a disaster last week. These people are fools. KEEP THIS WOMAN IN HER COMFORT ZONE.

We witnessed a bit of the bad memory after dinner, but we all know when you're digesting your food, where does the bulk of your blood flow go? To your tummy, away from your brain, right? So, after dinner, she started asking my husband to remind her of who her children are, who was born first, how many kids they had, blah, blah, blah.

But, once she gets a bit past dinner, it returns. And she's so much better. Just makes you want to smack these people. :grumble:

Struck up the coolest friendship with my surgeon, my husband and I did. When he first met us, he started flirting with me and told me I had "acute gall bladder." I turned to hubs, totally looped up with pain medicines and said, "Hey, djou hear that? He said I have a cute gall bladder." Ha. Doctor chuckled, husband rolled his eyes. He later told me I had "acute colysistitis." "Didja hear that hon?"
"Yeah, yeah-- shut up," he said. :laugh: (the guy WAS easy on the eyes, though-- wow)

Anyway-- he stayed in my room and talked to us for at least an hour after each time he'd check on me. He lives about 5 minutes away we learned, and he's going to play golf with my daughter at the hospital fundraiser next month. We meshed on some politics, school issues-- societal stuff-- it was wayy cool.

Wow-- I'm tired-- okay-- I'm outta here for now.

Tri_Dad

I have one thing to say -- Andrew, Marla one-upped you! She figured out what tops almost hitting a moose. :laugh:

Glad you're okay, Marla! :flowerforyou:

omg guys!!! you will never guess what happened today. I was driving to work this morning when and airplane tire fell out of the sky and landed on the hood of my car. The impact caused me to fly out of the car and over a quarter of a mile through the air. I would have died but I landed in the back of a dump truck carrying a load of mattresses to Canada. No matter how I tried I couldnt get the truck drivers attention so the truck didnt stop until it reached the Canadian border. When the border gaurds saw me in the back of the truck he thought that the driver was involved in human trafficing so we were both taken in to the Mounted police headquarters for questioning. When I explained what happened they said my story was too far fetched and that I was lying so I waited for the best oppurtinity and I made a break for it. I managed to get our of headquarters but I had several Canadien officers on my tail. I yelled "Take off you hosers" but they still kept chasing me. I realized that once the Mounties got on there horses I was done for so I ran into a nearby circus and commondeered and elephant. While it helped in my escape It didnt do much to help me blend in, so once I lost the mounties I ditched the elephant and made my way toward the US border on foot. I knew getting back accross the border would be tough without my passport so I tried to cross at a point as far from civilation as possible. While travelling through the wilderness I came across two bears having a conversation! They said that because I had seen them and knew they could talk that they would have to eat me. After 5 hours of pleading with them they finally agreed to take me to the old witch who lived on a nearby hill. They said that she would turn me into a talking bear so that I would never reveal their secret. Well I wasnt pleased with the concept of being a bear.....but it was better than getting eaten. Being a bear hasnt been so bad, at least not for the few hours that I have been one. I think I am more bothered by the fact that I am essencially canadian now. That and typing with these big Bear claws is alot harder than you would think. Talk about your disasterous days. sheesh. Well anyway, I'll check in later....I'm getting hungry and Steve (one of my new bear friends) said he would help me catch some salmon.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I was on to you by, "you'll never guess..." - but I loved the story. Have you ever considered creative writing? Seriously, you have a gift..:flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:

Writing is an old habit of mine. My spelling and grammar can be nasty but my writing can be pretty decent sometimes. When I took placement exams for college I tested into the most basic math course possible but got place in a senior year literature and senior year creative writing class. Was weird being a freshmen in a senior course but I enjoyed it. I usually like to write stuff for kids but I play around with stuff. Never really worked at it. never really felt like I had the time.

:happy:

Tri_Dad

Well week six day 2 c25k done. Man the appetite has been intense lately but I've still stayed within my calories. It's nice to have Marla back home and to have nicky back on-line. Its great that its friday. It's great to be on this team. and it's great to get some sleep.

lol
:bigsmile:

Marla64

Well week six day 2 c25k done. Man the appetite has been intense lately but I've still stayed within my calories. It's nice to have Marla back home and to have nicky back on-line. Its great that its friday. It's great to be on this team. and it's great to get some sleep.

lol
:bigsmile:

Okay....so it's great that it's Friday, but only "nice" to have Nicky and me back?

Nice, Batman--:grumble:

Have a GREAT weekend guys-- you runners, keep runnin'-- I won't be joining you for a couple weeks. But, I'll be back.

Father's Day is just around the corner....too flippin' cool.!!!!!!!!